disclaimer-i don't own maury or ffx so you can't do anything but please tell me what you think!
Odd times.
Wakka:Hey Lulu,you know that kid we had?,well you sure its ours?
Lulu:Yes Wakka,I think i regret it though.
Wakka:Why?
Lulu:Well you keep asking if its ours!!!!!!!
Wakka:Oh uh heheheh yeah well i start to think about it,thats why i signed us up for the maury show!
Lulu:You did what!!!!!!!!!!
Wakka:The maury show,don't you wanna see if hes ours?
Lulu:Oh my god are you that dumb,i know hes ours.
Wakka:Well i just wanna go on tv!
Lulu:*shaking her head*(hes so stupid).
Wakka:*big smile*!!!!!
*Maury show*
Maury:When it comes to 1 year old shaqita,marcus you are not the father.
Marcus:OOOOOO i told ya so.
Nakita:What,that not true*crying*
Maury:OK ok,now we were told that Wakka the thought to be father of Lukka may infact not be the father,well this seems pretty heart breaking to his wife Lula,well lets bring Lula out!
*clapping*
Maury:Ok Lula how did you guys find out the baby might not be yours.
Lulu:We didn't just Wakkas so idiotic that he just called you guys,by the way its Lulu not Lula.
Maury:Oh sorry,well is he the father,what do you all think?
Lulu:He is the father trust me!
Maury:Well lets bring him out.
*boooooo*
Wakka:Hey why yall so mean,ya?
Lulu:Maybe its because of this whole thing what the hell is up with you!
Wakka:Uh well...its uh,i dunno.
Maury:Ok when it comes to 2 month old baby Lukka,Wakka you are the father.
Lulu:No really!!!!!!!!!!!!see i told you!dumbass,your doing the house work when we get home!!!
Wakka:Yes ma'am.
*hahahahahaha*
Wakka:Hey shut up its not funny Lu is mean sometimes.
*at Wakkas house*
Yuna:I saw you on the Maury show,was that an act? because it was funny.
Wakka:Hey i just wanted to be sure.
Yuna:It was real!thats so funny,an agent called asking if you wanted to join his movie company,i guess he thought it was an act.
Wakka:Well i wasn't acting!
Rikku:Hey guys whats going on?
Yuna:Oh were talking about Wakka being on the Maury show,i even recorded it!
Rikku:Can i watch?
Yuna:ye.....
Wakka:Noooooo!!!!!!!!!
Rikku:Why.
Lulu:You can watch.
Rikku:Thanks Lulu.
Wakka:But Lu!
Lulu:Finish those dishes!.
Wakka:Ok! don't bite of my head!.
*door nock*
Lulu:Could you get that Yuna!
Yuna:Sure.
Yuna opens the door.
Messenger:Are you Lulu?
Yuna:No im Yuna.
Messenger:IF your not Lulu then are you single? because your hot!!!
Yuna slaps him.
Messenger:ouch!ok ok ok!tell Lulu and Wakka to goto the harbor they have a new mission from there new job.
Hmmm what job do they have and my god how dumb is Wakkawell anyway i will update so give me a good review and check out squalls army my other fic.
Odd times.
Wakka:Hey Lulu,you know that kid we had?,well you sure its ours?
Lulu:Yes Wakka,I think i regret it though.
Wakka:Why?
Lulu:Well you keep asking if its ours!!!!!!!
Wakka:Oh uh heheheh yeah well i start to think about it,thats why i signed us up for the maury show!
Lulu:You did what!!!!!!!!!!
Wakka:The maury show,don't you wanna see if hes ours?
Lulu:Oh my god are you that dumb,i know hes ours.
Wakka:Well i just wanna go on tv!
Lulu:*shaking her head*(hes so stupid).
Wakka:*big smile*!!!!!
*Maury show*
Maury:When it comes to 1 year old shaqita,marcus you are not the father.
Marcus:OOOOOO i told ya so.
Nakita:What,that not true*crying*
Maury:OK ok,now we were told that Wakka the thought to be father of Lukka may infact not be the father,well this seems pretty heart breaking to his wife Lula,well lets bring Lula out!
*clapping*
Maury:Ok Lula how did you guys find out the baby might not be yours.
Lulu:We didn't just Wakkas so idiotic that he just called you guys,by the way its Lulu not Lula.
Maury:Oh sorry,well is he the father,what do you all think?
Lulu:He is the father trust me!
Maury:Well lets bring him out.
*boooooo*
Wakka:Hey why yall so mean,ya?
Lulu:Maybe its because of this whole thing what the hell is up with you!
Wakka:Uh well...its uh,i dunno.
Maury:Ok when it comes to 2 month old baby Lukka,Wakka you are the father.
Lulu:No really!!!!!!!!!!!!see i told you!dumbass,your doing the house work when we get home!!!
Wakka:Yes ma'am.
*hahahahahaha*
Wakka:Hey shut up its not funny Lu is mean sometimes.
*at Wakkas house*
Yuna:I saw you on the Maury show,was that an act? because it was funny.
Wakka:Hey i just wanted to be sure.
Yuna:It was real!thats so funny,an agent called asking if you wanted to join his movie company,i guess he thought it was an act.
Wakka:Well i wasn't acting!
Rikku:Hey guys whats going on?
Yuna:Oh were talking about Wakka being on the Maury show,i even recorded it!
Rikku:Can i watch?
Yuna:ye.....
Wakka:Noooooo!!!!!!!!!
Rikku:Why.
Lulu:You can watch.
Rikku:Thanks Lulu.
Wakka:But Lu!
Lulu:Finish those dishes!.
Wakka:Ok! don't bite of my head!.
*door nock*
Lulu:Could you get that Yuna!
Yuna:Sure.
Yuna opens the door.
Messenger:Are you Lulu?
Yuna:No im Yuna.
Messenger:IF your not Lulu then are you single? because your hot!!!
Yuna slaps him.
Messenger:ouch!ok ok ok!tell Lulu and Wakka to goto the harbor they have a new mission from there new job.
Hmmm what job do they have and my god how dumb is Wakkawell anyway i will update so give me a good review and check out squalls army my other fic.