Sonmy: The Ultimate Sonamy Story Chapter 3
By Angnix
(Sorry if some of the genetic and biological stuff that appears in this chapter is over your head, because I am a Zoology major in college I have and am taking a lot of classes on genetics and biology and stuff and since this stuff comes up in the chapter it is hard not to apply it to this story.)
Sonmy and Knuckles were led into the police station and were placed into an interrogation room. One overweight and scruffy looking officer entered the room and turned a bright light on Sonmy and Knuckles, they immediately started to sweat under the heat and pressure. The officer gave them a cold, hard stare.
"Okay, what do you two think you were doing tearing up Station Square?"
"Officer, the truth is I am really two people, Sonic the Hedgehog and Amy Rose. Sonic and Amy were on a mission and Sonic's legs were crushed by a beam. Sonic used Chaos Control to get them out of there, but it backfired or something and combined Sonic and Amy into me, Sonmy. I was confused for a while, but then I saw Knuckles, I tried to convince him who I was but then he attacked me, I had to defend myself. But Knuckles knows who I am now, right?"
The officer didn't know quite what to think, he turned to Knuckles.
"Do you believe this person is really two of your friends fused together?"
Knuckles sat there thinking for a moment before he gave his answer.
"No officer, this person is crazy, they attacked me first!"
Sonmy immediately jumped up and started to yell at Knuckles.
"Knuckles! What are you doing? You know it's me, Sonic and Amy!"
Knuckles turned away ignoring Sonmy. The officer got up and left the room.
"Knuckles, why did you say that?"
"Well, I don't want them to think I am crazy! Plus to tell you the truth I am still not totally convinced you are who you say you are!"
"Knuckles! I hate you! You always make the wrong decision at the wrong time! Time after time again, you listen to that stupid Eggman or you do something else completely idiotic!"
"How dare you say that! Think of all the times Sonic has put himself in danger on purpose or how about Amy and how she moronically chases after Sonic too stupid to realize that she has no chance of him liking her! If you really are Sonic and Amy put together then you must have double the stupidity!"
At that Sonmy lunged at Knuckles and put its still handcuffed hands around his neck. But of course the officers who were chatting to each other about what to do were watching from behind a two-way mirror. They charged into the room with a tranquilizer gun and shot Sonmy, Sonmy collapsed onto the floor, Knuckles now free gasped for air.
"Knuckles, this person is obviously the mentally disturbed one. We are letting you go. Sorry for the inconvenience."
They took the handcuffs off Knuckles and after they had him fill out some forms they let him go. Knuckles walked away slowly, trying to figure out if he should tell someone else or even if this Sonmy was who it said it was.
"Well, the only way to figure that out is to try to find Sonic and Amy and if I can't then maybe Sonmy was telling the truth."
So Knuckles headed toward Amy's apartment which was only a few blocks away.
Meanwhile Sonmy still unconscious was taken to a nearby mental hospital. Because of how dangerous they knew Sonmy was they gave Sonmy a drug that prevented it from moving it's arm and legs, but they wanted Sonmy to be conscious so they could ask it questions. A team of doctors was assigned to give Sonmy a complete mental and physical exam. They drew blood, took x- rays, gave Sonmy a complete physical, different mental tests, etc. The blood work and exam was the most reveling part. After examining everything the chief physician decided to have a talk with the chief psychiatrist.
"There is no way this can be right! I mean first of all Sonmy is a tetraplod hedgehog. Polyplody is common in plants and even some amphibians, but not in mammals! This thing should not have even made it to the gastrula stage of development! How can it survive massive genomic over expression?"
"Um doctor, I am unfamiliar with the terms you are using, um, I am a psychiatrist, not a biologist."
"Sorry, I will try to laymanize what I am saying a little more. Normally a mammal has two copies of every chromosome, but Sonmy has four. Normally a mammal that somehow ends up with this chromosome count dies at an extremely early stage because there are too many genes. Too many genes means that they are being translated into too many proteins, which is fatal to the individual. For example, Down 's syndrome is caused by one extra copy of Chromosome 23 and look how that messes things up. Sonmy on the other hand has two extra copies of each chromosome, but no signs of anything wrong."
"Interesting, maybe it is two hedgehogs that were somehow fused together?"
"Maybe, Sonmy has other interesting characteristics too. Sonmy's sex chromosomes are XXXY. In a mammal, no matter how many X chromosomes there are it's gender is considered male if it has a Y chromosome. But I am not sure you could consider Sonmy a male, Sonmy's x-rays and physical reveal that Sonmy has a hermaphrodite physiology, both male and female primary and secondary characteristics that are sort of mixed up. It's like everything is perfectly half male and half female."
"Interesting, I personally performed a lie detector test on Sonmy, Sonmy truly believes it once was two separate creatures. I wonder what we should do."
Suddenly the head of the mental hospital who was overhearing the two doctor's conversation approached them.
"How interesting, put Sonmy under 24 hour guard and in isolation in section D."
"Section D? Why does Sonmy have to be under such tight security?"
"Because I said so! Do you want to lose your jobs?"
"Uh, no sir, Section D it is."
Meanwhile Knuckles arrived at Amy's apartment, the door was locked and on it was a sign that simply read: Cream, I can't go to the zoo with you today. I am on a mission with Sonic, Tails and Big to get back a Chaos Emerald from Eggman. I'll call you when I get back. Amy
"Hmm, I should ask Cream when she was supposed to go to the zoo with Amy."
Knuckles not knowing where Cream lived looked up her mother's name in a phonebook and realized that Cream lived just a couple of blocks away. Knuckles knocked at Cream's door, Cream answered it followed by Cheese and was surprised that it was Knuckles.
"Hi Knuckles! I didn't expect to see you here! Why did you come to Station Square?"
"Uh, I'm looking for Sonic and Amy, I have a feeling they may be in trouble and the note on Amy's door said they were on a mission, when was that?"
"That was this morning, I was kind of sad, but my mommy took me later. Something really funny happened this morning though. There was this weird person named Sonmy that knew who I was! They claimed they were Sonic and Amy stuck together! I laughed at them and went home."
"Sonmy said the same thing to me, but I thought it was an Eggman trick and attacked Sonmy. Sonmy's in jail now, and I think Sonmy may be who they claim to be."
"Really? What are we going to do then?"
"Well, first things first, maybe we need to try to find Tails and Big who were with them, but they live all the way in the Mystic Ruins and that's going to require a train ride."
"Can we just call Tails?"
"Well, uh, I guess. . ."
Cream ran to the phone and dialed Tail's number. It rang for a while, then played a message: You have reached the workshop of Miles Tails Prower, if you are a telemarketer, my computer has already determined that you are and is currently short-circuiting your entire computer system so you cannot call me again. Everyone else please leave a message after the beep.
"Uh Tails, this is Cream, if you are there can you please call me back? Knuckles is worried about Sonic and Amy, we need to talk to you! Bye!"
"Not there huh?"
"Nope, hey Knuckles, can I ask you one tiny thing?"
"Uh, sure, anything."
"Was Sonmy a boy or a girl?"
"Uh. . . I don't know."
"Knuckles?"
"Yes?"
"Other than appearance, what is the difference between and boy and a girl?"
Knuckles cringed at Cream's question.
"Uhh, ask your mommy about that one."
"Mommy!"
"Oh brother."
(So what is Cream and Knuckles going to do now? What will happen to Sonmy? Trust me; what happens next is very unexpected!)
By Angnix
(Sorry if some of the genetic and biological stuff that appears in this chapter is over your head, because I am a Zoology major in college I have and am taking a lot of classes on genetics and biology and stuff and since this stuff comes up in the chapter it is hard not to apply it to this story.)
Sonmy and Knuckles were led into the police station and were placed into an interrogation room. One overweight and scruffy looking officer entered the room and turned a bright light on Sonmy and Knuckles, they immediately started to sweat under the heat and pressure. The officer gave them a cold, hard stare.
"Okay, what do you two think you were doing tearing up Station Square?"
"Officer, the truth is I am really two people, Sonic the Hedgehog and Amy Rose. Sonic and Amy were on a mission and Sonic's legs were crushed by a beam. Sonic used Chaos Control to get them out of there, but it backfired or something and combined Sonic and Amy into me, Sonmy. I was confused for a while, but then I saw Knuckles, I tried to convince him who I was but then he attacked me, I had to defend myself. But Knuckles knows who I am now, right?"
The officer didn't know quite what to think, he turned to Knuckles.
"Do you believe this person is really two of your friends fused together?"
Knuckles sat there thinking for a moment before he gave his answer.
"No officer, this person is crazy, they attacked me first!"
Sonmy immediately jumped up and started to yell at Knuckles.
"Knuckles! What are you doing? You know it's me, Sonic and Amy!"
Knuckles turned away ignoring Sonmy. The officer got up and left the room.
"Knuckles, why did you say that?"
"Well, I don't want them to think I am crazy! Plus to tell you the truth I am still not totally convinced you are who you say you are!"
"Knuckles! I hate you! You always make the wrong decision at the wrong time! Time after time again, you listen to that stupid Eggman or you do something else completely idiotic!"
"How dare you say that! Think of all the times Sonic has put himself in danger on purpose or how about Amy and how she moronically chases after Sonic too stupid to realize that she has no chance of him liking her! If you really are Sonic and Amy put together then you must have double the stupidity!"
At that Sonmy lunged at Knuckles and put its still handcuffed hands around his neck. But of course the officers who were chatting to each other about what to do were watching from behind a two-way mirror. They charged into the room with a tranquilizer gun and shot Sonmy, Sonmy collapsed onto the floor, Knuckles now free gasped for air.
"Knuckles, this person is obviously the mentally disturbed one. We are letting you go. Sorry for the inconvenience."
They took the handcuffs off Knuckles and after they had him fill out some forms they let him go. Knuckles walked away slowly, trying to figure out if he should tell someone else or even if this Sonmy was who it said it was.
"Well, the only way to figure that out is to try to find Sonic and Amy and if I can't then maybe Sonmy was telling the truth."
So Knuckles headed toward Amy's apartment which was only a few blocks away.
Meanwhile Sonmy still unconscious was taken to a nearby mental hospital. Because of how dangerous they knew Sonmy was they gave Sonmy a drug that prevented it from moving it's arm and legs, but they wanted Sonmy to be conscious so they could ask it questions. A team of doctors was assigned to give Sonmy a complete mental and physical exam. They drew blood, took x- rays, gave Sonmy a complete physical, different mental tests, etc. The blood work and exam was the most reveling part. After examining everything the chief physician decided to have a talk with the chief psychiatrist.
"There is no way this can be right! I mean first of all Sonmy is a tetraplod hedgehog. Polyplody is common in plants and even some amphibians, but not in mammals! This thing should not have even made it to the gastrula stage of development! How can it survive massive genomic over expression?"
"Um doctor, I am unfamiliar with the terms you are using, um, I am a psychiatrist, not a biologist."
"Sorry, I will try to laymanize what I am saying a little more. Normally a mammal has two copies of every chromosome, but Sonmy has four. Normally a mammal that somehow ends up with this chromosome count dies at an extremely early stage because there are too many genes. Too many genes means that they are being translated into too many proteins, which is fatal to the individual. For example, Down 's syndrome is caused by one extra copy of Chromosome 23 and look how that messes things up. Sonmy on the other hand has two extra copies of each chromosome, but no signs of anything wrong."
"Interesting, maybe it is two hedgehogs that were somehow fused together?"
"Maybe, Sonmy has other interesting characteristics too. Sonmy's sex chromosomes are XXXY. In a mammal, no matter how many X chromosomes there are it's gender is considered male if it has a Y chromosome. But I am not sure you could consider Sonmy a male, Sonmy's x-rays and physical reveal that Sonmy has a hermaphrodite physiology, both male and female primary and secondary characteristics that are sort of mixed up. It's like everything is perfectly half male and half female."
"Interesting, I personally performed a lie detector test on Sonmy, Sonmy truly believes it once was two separate creatures. I wonder what we should do."
Suddenly the head of the mental hospital who was overhearing the two doctor's conversation approached them.
"How interesting, put Sonmy under 24 hour guard and in isolation in section D."
"Section D? Why does Sonmy have to be under such tight security?"
"Because I said so! Do you want to lose your jobs?"
"Uh, no sir, Section D it is."
Meanwhile Knuckles arrived at Amy's apartment, the door was locked and on it was a sign that simply read: Cream, I can't go to the zoo with you today. I am on a mission with Sonic, Tails and Big to get back a Chaos Emerald from Eggman. I'll call you when I get back. Amy
"Hmm, I should ask Cream when she was supposed to go to the zoo with Amy."
Knuckles not knowing where Cream lived looked up her mother's name in a phonebook and realized that Cream lived just a couple of blocks away. Knuckles knocked at Cream's door, Cream answered it followed by Cheese and was surprised that it was Knuckles.
"Hi Knuckles! I didn't expect to see you here! Why did you come to Station Square?"
"Uh, I'm looking for Sonic and Amy, I have a feeling they may be in trouble and the note on Amy's door said they were on a mission, when was that?"
"That was this morning, I was kind of sad, but my mommy took me later. Something really funny happened this morning though. There was this weird person named Sonmy that knew who I was! They claimed they were Sonic and Amy stuck together! I laughed at them and went home."
"Sonmy said the same thing to me, but I thought it was an Eggman trick and attacked Sonmy. Sonmy's in jail now, and I think Sonmy may be who they claim to be."
"Really? What are we going to do then?"
"Well, first things first, maybe we need to try to find Tails and Big who were with them, but they live all the way in the Mystic Ruins and that's going to require a train ride."
"Can we just call Tails?"
"Well, uh, I guess. . ."
Cream ran to the phone and dialed Tail's number. It rang for a while, then played a message: You have reached the workshop of Miles Tails Prower, if you are a telemarketer, my computer has already determined that you are and is currently short-circuiting your entire computer system so you cannot call me again. Everyone else please leave a message after the beep.
"Uh Tails, this is Cream, if you are there can you please call me back? Knuckles is worried about Sonic and Amy, we need to talk to you! Bye!"
"Not there huh?"
"Nope, hey Knuckles, can I ask you one tiny thing?"
"Uh, sure, anything."
"Was Sonmy a boy or a girl?"
"Uh. . . I don't know."
"Knuckles?"
"Yes?"
"Other than appearance, what is the difference between and boy and a girl?"
Knuckles cringed at Cream's question.
"Uhh, ask your mommy about that one."
"Mommy!"
"Oh brother."
(So what is Cream and Knuckles going to do now? What will happen to Sonmy? Trust me; what happens next is very unexpected!)