Hotter than Hellion
Disclaimer: I can't believe I forgot this! Anyway, all characters are owned by Marvel except the following: Althea, Xi and Trinity (Red Witch) and the Starr Brothers, Wildstar, Dragon, and Foxfire (Mine).
To Red Witch: Not all the Hellions are infiltrating the Misfits, just Dragon and Foxfire. Besides, I believe those two can handle the insanity of the X-Men and the Misfits. Besides, can you guess where I got the inspiration for the story's title?
To Sparky Genocide: Glad you like my work, man! I do appreciate it. Believe me, the decision to add Pyro to the Misfits was met with much approval. I do like your idea of adding Sammy's girl, Lila Cheney, but I have read only like three X-Men comics in my life, and I don't know much about the mutant rocker. Your story idea sounds like a million laughs, though. I hope you enjoy this story. And I read that thing you said about Rogue falling for Paul. Well, Paul did flirt with her and his charms are powerful.
To Wizard1: Well, I don't think many people will mistake Ace for Paul. And Paul's and Ace's charms are not a mutant power. The two happen to be naturally very charismatic and charming (I thought it'd be funny to see another person with Paul's talent with women, and it became funnier when I made him a relative). Besides, I don't think Ace will be able to do much in the way of flirting with the job he has. What makes Fox think women adore him? Easy: He's an egomaniac with real perception problems.
Chapter 2: Jake Wildfire, Meet the Misfits!
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(The Pit)
The Misfits were hanging in Shipwreck's living room, doing what they did best: Cause nothing but chaos.
"SCREW YOU, RASPUTIN!!! SCREW YOU AND THE CHEAP TRAIN YOU RODE INTO AMERICA ON!!! I HOPE YOU MELT, COLOSSUS!!!" Lance Alvers roared into the telephone. "I HOPE THEY MELT YOU DOWN AND MAKE YOU INTO A JUNGLE GYM!!! YOU HEARD ME, YOU BIG DUMB RUSKIE!!!"
"Lance is at it again." Wanda sighed. She was reading a book. "The phone bill just gets bigger and bigger HEY!!!" A blue blur sped by, swiping her book. "PIETRO, YOU GOT A DEATH WISH!!!" She screamed, chasing her super- fast twin brother.
"WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!" Xi and Pyro squealed. Hyped up on cookies and Jolt Cola, the reptile-like mutant and the Australian pyromaniac proceeded to set a desk on fire. Paul was lounging on the couch, with a cell phone.
"Jean, you are crazy!" Paul laughed. He then heard a beep from the phone. "Hang on babe, I got another call." Starchild pressed a button, then put the phone back on his face. "Hey Rogue, how you huh?" Paul heard the sound of Gambit cursing in French, then the sounds of a beatdown.
"OW OW OWWWWWWCH!!!! OW!!!!" Paul shrugged. Craig was asleep on a chair, mumbling.
"Rando, if you point the gun at me one more time..." Craig mumbled. Fred was watching "Iron Chef" on TV, holding Beak and Little C.
"Funny chef." Claudius giggled.
"Ahh, this show brings back memories." Fred grinned. Todd and Althea were practicing their staff-fighting...with brooms.
"Oops!" Todd accidentally knocked over a picture.
"Whoa!" Althea nearly knocked a portrait of the wall.
"Hey!" Paul swiped at a broom. "Watch it you guys!"
"Sorry Paul." They said.
"Where's the Terrible Threesome?" Todd wondered.
"Upstairs, doing some odd experiment." Blob shrugged. A huge KABOOM was heard, as well as some giggling. "Aw no, they didn't blow up the top floor again, did they?"
"I don't wanna know." Paul shrugged. He then heard a Boston-accented voice alongside Low Light's.
"Thank God you aren't like these other maniacs." Low Light walked in alongside Jake.
"Well, they aren't really bad, just a little crazy." Jake said. Low Light brought the Misfits to television as only they could.
"HEY MORONS!!! SHUT UP AND LISTEN HERE!!!" The Misfits immediately stopped what they did and looked at Low Light. "Okay listen up, you sanitarium escapees! We got a new guy here! His name is Jake Wildfire, but he has been given the codename of Dragon." Jake waved shyly.
"Um, hi." Dragon said. Lance and Fred looked up and their faces displayed shock.
"Hey wait, you look like that wrestler on TV!" Lance pointed. "Eric Wildfire, the Blazer! He pounded Jericho's face in a couple days ago."
"Yeah!" Fred agreed. "You look like a tiny version of him." Jake sighed.
"Yeah, he's my dad." Jake sighed. "Look, I know my dad's one of wrestling's greats, but..."
"I saw your dad referee the first Elimination Chamber match back in Survivor Series 2001!!" Lance smiled. "Jericho mouthed him off, and Blazer threw him through the wall! That was great!"
"Yeah!" Fred agreed. "Your old man wrestled for almost three decades! And he doesn't look like an old man."
"Yeah." Jake laughed nervously. "He keeps in shape." {Why'd my dad have to have a severely retarded aging process?} He felt Xi touching his bare lower arm.
"You can shoot flames from your mouth, and you can fly." Xi said.
"Yeah, that's why I'm called Dragon." Jake said.
"Alright!" Pyro grinned. "About bloody time we got a flyer on our team, mate!" He shook Jake's hand vigorously. "I'm St. John Allerdyce, mate! They call me Pyro! I have a feeling you and I will make a great team! You spit 'em, I control 'em! WHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
"John's a pyrokinetic." Low Light explained. Dragon nodded.
"I'm Althea Delgato, aka Wavedancer. I'm a hydrokinetic. I can breathe underwater, and anything John can do with fire, I can do with water."
"Todd Tolensky. Call me Toad. I can spit slime and acid, super reflexes, agility, and jumping power."
"Not to mention you got a wicked tongue." Althea grinned evilly. The other Misfits groaned.
"Lance Alvers. I'm called Avalanche. I have earth-based powers."
"Freddy Dukes. I'm the Immovable Blob. I can lift big things and nothing can hurt me."
"Pietro Maximoff. Super-fast, super-cool, and super-cute! They call me Quicksilver."
"I'm Wanda, Pietro's twin sister, and I'm a hexcaster. They call me the Scarlet Witch. I screw up probabilities."
"Her brain is also screwed up." Pietro snickered.
"YOU WANNA DIE, PIETRO?!?!" Wanda snapped.
"I'm Paul Stanley Starr. I'm called Starchild. I got a hypnotic gaze and an eye laser. My snoozing twin brother is Craig Allman Starr is called Darkstar."
"I am Xi. I am a genetically-engineered lifeform with the ability to become invisible and the ability to read genetic codes by touch." Jake smiled as he looked at the team.
{They seem nice. Crazy, but nice. I don't know why Emma wants me to spy on them. If I don't do what she says, she won't help me out, and I'll be in big trouble.}
[You got that right] An evil-sounding version of Jake's voice said in Jake's mind. [That white-clad witch may think she has me down, but she'll learn, Jake]
{No!} Jake recognized the voice. His mind went into panic mode.
[Oh, yes.] The voice said. [You think you can get rid of me, Jake? I'm just as much a part of you as your true self. I am everything you try to keep down. I am your dark side, your destiny. I will be free, Jake. Draconis will get what he wants!] Unbeknownst to anyone, a "Green Shirt", a Joe soldiers that was not a full member of the team, was watching. He pulled a device out of his belt, similar to the one Wildstar used.
"Come in. Yeah, Dragon's in." The Green Shirt said. "Uh-huh. I hear you. Wildstar's observing the X-Men. Most likely Foxfire's there. Right. I'll keep observing."
Uh oh! Major trouble here! Who is Draconis? Why is Jake so afraid of him? Can he handle the Misfits' insanity? And what of Foxfire? Who's spying on Dragon, and what's his connection to Wildstar? Find out in the next chapter!
Disclaimer: I can't believe I forgot this! Anyway, all characters are owned by Marvel except the following: Althea, Xi and Trinity (Red Witch) and the Starr Brothers, Wildstar, Dragon, and Foxfire (Mine).
To Red Witch: Not all the Hellions are infiltrating the Misfits, just Dragon and Foxfire. Besides, I believe those two can handle the insanity of the X-Men and the Misfits. Besides, can you guess where I got the inspiration for the story's title?
To Sparky Genocide: Glad you like my work, man! I do appreciate it. Believe me, the decision to add Pyro to the Misfits was met with much approval. I do like your idea of adding Sammy's girl, Lila Cheney, but I have read only like three X-Men comics in my life, and I don't know much about the mutant rocker. Your story idea sounds like a million laughs, though. I hope you enjoy this story. And I read that thing you said about Rogue falling for Paul. Well, Paul did flirt with her and his charms are powerful.
To Wizard1: Well, I don't think many people will mistake Ace for Paul. And Paul's and Ace's charms are not a mutant power. The two happen to be naturally very charismatic and charming (I thought it'd be funny to see another person with Paul's talent with women, and it became funnier when I made him a relative). Besides, I don't think Ace will be able to do much in the way of flirting with the job he has. What makes Fox think women adore him? Easy: He's an egomaniac with real perception problems.
Chapter 2: Jake Wildfire, Meet the Misfits!
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(The Pit)
The Misfits were hanging in Shipwreck's living room, doing what they did best: Cause nothing but chaos.
"SCREW YOU, RASPUTIN!!! SCREW YOU AND THE CHEAP TRAIN YOU RODE INTO AMERICA ON!!! I HOPE YOU MELT, COLOSSUS!!!" Lance Alvers roared into the telephone. "I HOPE THEY MELT YOU DOWN AND MAKE YOU INTO A JUNGLE GYM!!! YOU HEARD ME, YOU BIG DUMB RUSKIE!!!"
"Lance is at it again." Wanda sighed. She was reading a book. "The phone bill just gets bigger and bigger HEY!!!" A blue blur sped by, swiping her book. "PIETRO, YOU GOT A DEATH WISH!!!" She screamed, chasing her super- fast twin brother.
"WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!" Xi and Pyro squealed. Hyped up on cookies and Jolt Cola, the reptile-like mutant and the Australian pyromaniac proceeded to set a desk on fire. Paul was lounging on the couch, with a cell phone.
"Jean, you are crazy!" Paul laughed. He then heard a beep from the phone. "Hang on babe, I got another call." Starchild pressed a button, then put the phone back on his face. "Hey Rogue, how you huh?" Paul heard the sound of Gambit cursing in French, then the sounds of a beatdown.
"OW OW OWWWWWWCH!!!! OW!!!!" Paul shrugged. Craig was asleep on a chair, mumbling.
"Rando, if you point the gun at me one more time..." Craig mumbled. Fred was watching "Iron Chef" on TV, holding Beak and Little C.
"Funny chef." Claudius giggled.
"Ahh, this show brings back memories." Fred grinned. Todd and Althea were practicing their staff-fighting...with brooms.
"Oops!" Todd accidentally knocked over a picture.
"Whoa!" Althea nearly knocked a portrait of the wall.
"Hey!" Paul swiped at a broom. "Watch it you guys!"
"Sorry Paul." They said.
"Where's the Terrible Threesome?" Todd wondered.
"Upstairs, doing some odd experiment." Blob shrugged. A huge KABOOM was heard, as well as some giggling. "Aw no, they didn't blow up the top floor again, did they?"
"I don't wanna know." Paul shrugged. He then heard a Boston-accented voice alongside Low Light's.
"Thank God you aren't like these other maniacs." Low Light walked in alongside Jake.
"Well, they aren't really bad, just a little crazy." Jake said. Low Light brought the Misfits to television as only they could.
"HEY MORONS!!! SHUT UP AND LISTEN HERE!!!" The Misfits immediately stopped what they did and looked at Low Light. "Okay listen up, you sanitarium escapees! We got a new guy here! His name is Jake Wildfire, but he has been given the codename of Dragon." Jake waved shyly.
"Um, hi." Dragon said. Lance and Fred looked up and their faces displayed shock.
"Hey wait, you look like that wrestler on TV!" Lance pointed. "Eric Wildfire, the Blazer! He pounded Jericho's face in a couple days ago."
"Yeah!" Fred agreed. "You look like a tiny version of him." Jake sighed.
"Yeah, he's my dad." Jake sighed. "Look, I know my dad's one of wrestling's greats, but..."
"I saw your dad referee the first Elimination Chamber match back in Survivor Series 2001!!" Lance smiled. "Jericho mouthed him off, and Blazer threw him through the wall! That was great!"
"Yeah!" Fred agreed. "Your old man wrestled for almost three decades! And he doesn't look like an old man."
"Yeah." Jake laughed nervously. "He keeps in shape." {Why'd my dad have to have a severely retarded aging process?} He felt Xi touching his bare lower arm.
"You can shoot flames from your mouth, and you can fly." Xi said.
"Yeah, that's why I'm called Dragon." Jake said.
"Alright!" Pyro grinned. "About bloody time we got a flyer on our team, mate!" He shook Jake's hand vigorously. "I'm St. John Allerdyce, mate! They call me Pyro! I have a feeling you and I will make a great team! You spit 'em, I control 'em! WHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
"John's a pyrokinetic." Low Light explained. Dragon nodded.
"I'm Althea Delgato, aka Wavedancer. I'm a hydrokinetic. I can breathe underwater, and anything John can do with fire, I can do with water."
"Todd Tolensky. Call me Toad. I can spit slime and acid, super reflexes, agility, and jumping power."
"Not to mention you got a wicked tongue." Althea grinned evilly. The other Misfits groaned.
"Lance Alvers. I'm called Avalanche. I have earth-based powers."
"Freddy Dukes. I'm the Immovable Blob. I can lift big things and nothing can hurt me."
"Pietro Maximoff. Super-fast, super-cool, and super-cute! They call me Quicksilver."
"I'm Wanda, Pietro's twin sister, and I'm a hexcaster. They call me the Scarlet Witch. I screw up probabilities."
"Her brain is also screwed up." Pietro snickered.
"YOU WANNA DIE, PIETRO?!?!" Wanda snapped.
"I'm Paul Stanley Starr. I'm called Starchild. I got a hypnotic gaze and an eye laser. My snoozing twin brother is Craig Allman Starr is called Darkstar."
"I am Xi. I am a genetically-engineered lifeform with the ability to become invisible and the ability to read genetic codes by touch." Jake smiled as he looked at the team.
{They seem nice. Crazy, but nice. I don't know why Emma wants me to spy on them. If I don't do what she says, she won't help me out, and I'll be in big trouble.}
[You got that right] An evil-sounding version of Jake's voice said in Jake's mind. [That white-clad witch may think she has me down, but she'll learn, Jake]
{No!} Jake recognized the voice. His mind went into panic mode.
[Oh, yes.] The voice said. [You think you can get rid of me, Jake? I'm just as much a part of you as your true self. I am everything you try to keep down. I am your dark side, your destiny. I will be free, Jake. Draconis will get what he wants!] Unbeknownst to anyone, a "Green Shirt", a Joe soldiers that was not a full member of the team, was watching. He pulled a device out of his belt, similar to the one Wildstar used.
"Come in. Yeah, Dragon's in." The Green Shirt said. "Uh-huh. I hear you. Wildstar's observing the X-Men. Most likely Foxfire's there. Right. I'll keep observing."
Uh oh! Major trouble here! Who is Draconis? Why is Jake so afraid of him? Can he handle the Misfits' insanity? And what of Foxfire? Who's spying on Dragon, and what's his connection to Wildstar? Find out in the next chapter!