A/N It is official; I need help from you, the readers! *Bows* if you guys have any suggestions, please review them to me: they would be greatly appreciated. Also, read my bio. This chapter is short because:

I have four stories that need updating I haven't been able to access the Internet for just under a week I have writer's block I'm just too darn lazy to type

Anyway, here is more of Naraku and friends on a sugar high! Enjoy! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Demo, I'm on my own little sugar high, induced by 3 bags of M&Ms. ^-^ (I'm easily affected by sugar, lol)

Chapter: I forgot the number….

Naraku stared at the remains of Kikyo, obviously not worried or even caring. He grinned at the pile of dirt, and started to hum a song. Then, he added annoying little lyrics, and the result was this.

(To the music of Bingo)

            There… was a miko who was dead, and 'Kikyo' was her name-o!

            K-I-KYO, K-I-KYO, K-I-KYO, and 'Kikyo' was her name-o!

            There was a miko who was de----*thunk*

Kagura, who had woken up to Naraku's 'singing', looked over at him when he stopped. He, who had just been clunked on the head with the broad side of a chain-sickle, was now laying on the floor unconscious. She stood up, and jerked the arrow out of her shoulder, flinging it on top of the pile of dirt that graced their presence.

Kanna, meanwhile, had grabbed Kohaku's hands, and was intensely studying them. With a flourish of her mirror, she declared, "Kohaku… the peaches shall return, and with them, the army of roaches drunk on sake." She put his hand down, staring blankly at him, oblivious to what she had just said. Kohaku looked at her, then his face fell. Lip quivering, he looked back up, and hugged her.

"But…" he started, "I am going to miss everyone, and what am I going to do when they catch me?" he replied, burying his face in her hair.

"I do not know the result of your predicament… but I know of a way to assist you in your plight." She replied, laying a hand on his shoulder. She took her mirror, and carefully positioned it in front of his forehead. Naraku and Kagura looked on with interest.

WHACKKKK!! Pieces of glass fell to the ground, as Kohaku fell backwards. Kanna held the remains of her mirror, shattered on Kohaku's head. "Humans are such gullible creatures…" she smirked, looking at the poor kid twitching on the ground.

Naraku looked over where the pile of dirt was, an idea forming. (Kami-sama forbid)

He happily skipped over to it, and proceeded to decorate it with ribbons, glitter, pretty pieces of cloth, etc. until the pile was covered in accessories. He stood up to admire his work, painstakingly adjusting a bow to just the right angle.

"Ya know, I think Kikyo is much prettier this way." He said, smiling at the lump. Somehow, the lump managed a sweat drop, and sent a jolt of miko energy through the evil hanyou's body. A voice came from nowhere, and started to speak to him.

"Naraku… you have not seen the last of me, Kikyo. I shall come back to haunt you, for what you did to me." It said, recalling to everyone's mind the sugarfying of Kikyo. (I made up a word!!)

"Aww, shut up and go to hell already!" Everyone shouted, all stamping into the pile of dust, scattering it across the floor.

"NNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnooooo…" The voice said, fading away. They listened carefully, before resuming their antics.

And I will stop it there. Don't fret, if I get some more reviews, I will post next chappie sooner! ANOTHER REASON TO REVIEW!!!!!!!

Riinuka, signing off. Ja ne!!