Welll…. Um… drat, I don't have an excuse… *ducks, as various members of the squash family are hurled at her* Okay!! I was busy reading stories, it IS pretty hard keeping track of… *counts number of story id numbers written on paper* 67 stories!! I'm reading 67 stories, AND keeping track of my own! How's that for busy!? Oh, the insanity… anyways, here we go. STARWARS BRAND CORN ON THE COB!!! Hehe… randomization is your friend…

Disclaimer: I don't have money anyway, even if I said I owned them, it wouldn't matter what happens… but whining doesn't help, either…^-^;;;

Chapter 5

            Kanna picked up the remains of her mirror, and walked to a corner. She held out her hand, and a tube of super-glue popped out of nowhere. She sat down, and proceeded to glue her mirror back together. (Oh yeah, lots of creativity here.)

            Meanwhile, the lump-that-was-Kikyo was now smoldering, from about 200 matches that Naraku had eagerly stuffed in it. He stood up, and watched as the pile of dirt, ribbons, and makeup poofed up into a ball of blue flame. The next instant, it disappeared, riding the planet of Kikyo once and for all.

(*Shouts can be heard, as a party is held at Sesshomaru's palace. All the characters of Inuyasha are there, celebrating Kikyo's death*)

Kohaku walked over to the hanyou, and hurriedly scurried under his baboon pelt.

"Kohaku, what are you doing…?" Naraku asked, looking inside the hood of his costume. "EEOOOOWWWCCCHHHH!!!!" he shouted, jumping about 5 feet into the air. He held up a lizard, and paled as he realized his blood was dripping from its fangs. He dropped the reptile, and glared at the demi-demon-exterminator. (Hey, that's a cool name!!)

His lip quivered, and he held up his hand, which had a pitifully small bite mark on it. He murmured to his hand, stroking it protectively. Suddenly, his aura grew intensely, causing the others in the room to look at him.

By now, Kagura was in the middle of the hallway, with Kanna standing next to her. Kohaku had taken refuge behind Kanna, and now looked ready to faint.

(Okay everyone, this something I have started to adapt in my stories. For the remainder of this chapter, I would ask that you picture the cast mentioned in this story in anime form, and read as though this is a cartoon. Sound effects will be provided when needed. Here we go!!)

Kohaku's point of view

Naraku turned his gaze to him, boring his eyes into the exterminator's. With a loud yell, he tore towards the group, tearing off his baboon pelt. Underneath, he had two super-soakers strapped to a pack, with two giant water tanks attached to a harness on his back. He unloaded the guns, and started to chase the poor kid.

View from side, Kanna and Kagura are facing to the right. Naraku and Kohaku are running around them.

Kohaku screamed nonstop, as he ran circles around Kanna and Kagura. Naraku was busily following him, spraying water on everything. One tank ran out, and he hooked the hose into the other, and out came a stream of tartar sauce. Kagura and Kanna just stood there, peacefully watching as the two ran around them.

Kanna's point of view

Kohaku whizzed by her face, getting covered in tartar sauce. A few drops splashes Kagura in the face, which she ignored.

*Thud*

Back to side view

Kagura, not being able to take any more, had just fallen to the ground, swirly eyes and all. Kanna took a quick glance, then resumed looking ahead.

Kohaku's view

He ran, panting, until suddenly he noticed he wasn't being chased anymore. He stopped, and turned around.

Naraku's point of view

Blackness. Nothing but blackness.

Side view

Kanna has her mirror held out sideways, which Naraku has just crashed into, after running one more circle around the girls. He drops the super-soaker, and falls to the ground, with swirly eyes. @-@  (I love this sign!!!)

Naraku twitched once on the ground, moaning. Kagura stood up, having recovered from her dizzy spell. The three minions walked away, leaving Naraku to face the remainder of his sugar-high alone.

Yay, another epic chapter finished…well, suggestions welcome, until I get some, it's just random stuff…well see ya, off to read more stories!!!

Riinuka, signing off

Ja ne!!