Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! / The characters or the Flamingo so don't
sue. Yet I do own; all the cheerleaders and their van/bus, the whole
contest for the road trip, the 'Funmobile', Seto's PMS (that sounds so
wrong), the dog that's pisses on Seto's laptop and cell phone, the wicked
hotel, the 'Midnight', the 'polers', the showgirls (other than Mai +
Serenity), Seto's shirt (My friend would kill me), and both Bakura's and
Seto's boxers, and last but not least.the honeybee.
Chapter 3: The Cheerleaders
They had traveled about 15 miles. It was now around 11:20 at night. Bakura, Joey, Yugi, and Tristan were all asleep. Seto traded driving jobs with Tristan. They were in the middle of nowhere, and the only light was from the headlights. Seto was about to pull over so he could sleep when he saw a faint light off in the distance. As he approached it, he saw it was a van (a better looking one) parked off of the road. He could hear giggling coming from it.
Seto pulled over behind the other van. Everyone woke up with the jerk of the 'Fun-mobile' stopping.
"Wha.Where are we?" Joey said. Seto was getting out of the drivers seat to walk over to the other van. The rest of the guys began to follow.
Seto went up to the van and knocked on the back doors. He heard a stream of giggles from inside. When the door opened, they couldn't believe their eyes.
There stood at least 60 cheerleaders, all wearing tiny skirts and baby t- shirts. All of them, except the one who opened the door, were giggling uncontrollably.
"Hello." Said one cheerleader.
The guys just stared at them. Bakura's eye slightly twitched. Joey and Tristan were both drooling. Yugi was blushing a very bright crimson. Seto's hand was shaking in his pocket.
"Do you have any gas? We ran out." The cheerleader giggled.
"Uh.s-s-sorry I-I d-d-d-don't t-t-think w-we h-h-have a-a-a-a-any." Seto stuttered. (Author's Note: So you guys don't have to count, Seto just stuttered 15 times.)
The next thing they knew.they were all in the cheerleaders van. Seto was making out with a cheerleader. Yugi and Bakura were lying on their own couch while ten cheerleaders were giggling around them. One cheerleader was shoving Bakura's hair back and leaning down to kiss him. Joey and Tristan were each eating pizza while cheerleaders were giggling around them.
The night wore on like this.each boy getting closer to some cheerleader (or skirt.if your like that).
- - - - Yugi woke the next morning glancing around the room. They were still in the cheerleaders van. Yugi was on a bed next to a cheerleader who was still asleep. He looked down to see he had lost his shirt and it was in a heap on the floor. Yugi sat up instantly, covering his bare chest.
Yugi slowly inched his way across the pullout bed to the floor. Joey was on the floor with his arm around a brunet cheerleader. Seto was asleep in an armchair with lip-gloss and lipstick smeared across his cheeks. Bakura had the most cheerleaders asleep around them. Tristan was asleep next to a blonde cheerleader.
Yugi saw a digital clock flashing 4:23 am. He walked over to Seto and shook his arm. Seto blinked a couple of times, but finally he looked up at Yugi.
"*yawn.stretch* what time is it?"
"Its 4 in the morning, Seto. We should get going."
Seto and Yugi woke all the other guys and they snuck back to the car (after Joey found his pants).
Chapter 3: The Cheerleaders
They had traveled about 15 miles. It was now around 11:20 at night. Bakura, Joey, Yugi, and Tristan were all asleep. Seto traded driving jobs with Tristan. They were in the middle of nowhere, and the only light was from the headlights. Seto was about to pull over so he could sleep when he saw a faint light off in the distance. As he approached it, he saw it was a van (a better looking one) parked off of the road. He could hear giggling coming from it.
Seto pulled over behind the other van. Everyone woke up with the jerk of the 'Fun-mobile' stopping.
"Wha.Where are we?" Joey said. Seto was getting out of the drivers seat to walk over to the other van. The rest of the guys began to follow.
Seto went up to the van and knocked on the back doors. He heard a stream of giggles from inside. When the door opened, they couldn't believe their eyes.
There stood at least 60 cheerleaders, all wearing tiny skirts and baby t- shirts. All of them, except the one who opened the door, were giggling uncontrollably.
"Hello." Said one cheerleader.
The guys just stared at them. Bakura's eye slightly twitched. Joey and Tristan were both drooling. Yugi was blushing a very bright crimson. Seto's hand was shaking in his pocket.
"Do you have any gas? We ran out." The cheerleader giggled.
"Uh.s-s-sorry I-I d-d-d-don't t-t-think w-we h-h-have a-a-a-a-any." Seto stuttered. (Author's Note: So you guys don't have to count, Seto just stuttered 15 times.)
The next thing they knew.they were all in the cheerleaders van. Seto was making out with a cheerleader. Yugi and Bakura were lying on their own couch while ten cheerleaders were giggling around them. One cheerleader was shoving Bakura's hair back and leaning down to kiss him. Joey and Tristan were each eating pizza while cheerleaders were giggling around them.
The night wore on like this.each boy getting closer to some cheerleader (or skirt.if your like that).
- - - - Yugi woke the next morning glancing around the room. They were still in the cheerleaders van. Yugi was on a bed next to a cheerleader who was still asleep. He looked down to see he had lost his shirt and it was in a heap on the floor. Yugi sat up instantly, covering his bare chest.
Yugi slowly inched his way across the pullout bed to the floor. Joey was on the floor with his arm around a brunet cheerleader. Seto was asleep in an armchair with lip-gloss and lipstick smeared across his cheeks. Bakura had the most cheerleaders asleep around them. Tristan was asleep next to a blonde cheerleader.
Yugi saw a digital clock flashing 4:23 am. He walked over to Seto and shook his arm. Seto blinked a couple of times, but finally he looked up at Yugi.
"*yawn.stretch* what time is it?"
"Its 4 in the morning, Seto. We should get going."
Seto and Yugi woke all the other guys and they snuck back to the car (after Joey found his pants).