Hotter than Hellion
To Wizard1: Yeah, Draconis did nearly kill someone. Who is not important. Yeah, Foxfire does have several death wishes. Yeah, I thought it was time for an Avenger/Hellion rematch, this time with all the team members!
To Red Witch: Oh, Emma will get a whack here or there. Don't worry about it.
To RogueFanKC: Paul's not a braggart by nature, nor is he stupid. He knows if he did stoop to Fox's level, he'd lose one of the things the X-Girls adore about him: His integrity. Paul's got a charm that never needs to be challenged.
To Mysterio: Glad you like the story! I have written several others. Where'd you get your name, from the Spidey villain or from the wrestler Rey Mysterio?
Chapter 9: Attack on Avengers Mansion!
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"Man, Greer and I got quite a haul today!" Jennifer and Greer walked into the Avengers Mansion's living room, all smiles. Neither of the girls wore image inducers, and they were clad in Gucci from head to toe. They also carried numerous bags. The male teen Avengers were hanging out. Razor was lying across a chair, strumming his magic guitar. Hawkeye was sitting on the couch, polishing one of his arrows.
"Man, I really love these new arrows Forge made." Hawkeye smiled. Thor was next to him, watching TV.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!" Thor burst out laughing at a scene. He was watching some improv show. "These mortals are hilarious! This magic box has provided some fantastic entertainment! These mortals are not scripted!"
"Hey guys!" Jen and Greer approached the guys.
"Hey Jenny. Hey Greer." They all almost mumbled.
"Look what I got!" With a giggle, Greer pulled out a backpack, shaped like an odd white cat with a big head and red dress. "I got the last one. A Hello Kitty backpack! Ain't it cute?!"
"She has everything Hello Kitty." Hawkeye snickered. "Hey!" Greer lightly whapped the archer upside the head with the backpack. Razor looked over Jen and Greer.
"You two go out to your little 'store treks' every week." Razor snickered. "Jenny, you're a bad influence. I remember when Greer had to go to the hospital. All we had to do was wave a Gucci bag over Tigra's face, and she shot awake like a rocket on speed!" Razor laughed. He got a Prada jacket to the face courtesy of Jennifer. "Hey, baby! Give the Kid of Rock a break!"
"Well, quit being a rock 'n' roll retard, and I just might." Jennifer laughed. She then let out a sigh. "Man, that red-haired Hellion was cute."
"That dude that was blackmailed." Hawkeye looked up.
"Aye." Thor leaned back. Jarvis walked into the room.
"Are you children alright?" He asked, smiling as he always did.
"Yes." The teenage Avengers grinned.
"I wonder why that Dragon guy was forced to be a Hellion." Tigra wondered. "Poor guy."
"Someone as cute as him shouldn't be blackmailed." Jen sighed with a shake of her head. The gang then heard a rumbling. With a CRASH, a figure blasted through the wall of the Mansion! "HEY!!! THIS IS A GUCCI JACKET!!!!" The figure, a dark-skinned boy, got up with a laugh.
"Awwwww, I'm sorry." The dark-skinned boy, clad in a purple-and-silver costume, laughed arrogantly.
"And what shall we call you?" Razor snickered. "Bullet Boy?"
"The Human Cannonball?" Hawkeye suggested.
"Or about just plain stupid?" Razor smirked, pointing his guitar at Jetstream.
"Yeah. You have to be if you're so willing to attack us in our home." Hawkeye agreed, pointing a loaded bow at the mutant.
"You think you flat-liners can take me?" Jetstream grinned.
"Jarvis, get somewhere safe! I'll get the others!" Tigra ran into the house. "Cap-chan! Wasp-chan! Hank-chan! Tony-chan! A mutant just blew a hole in the house!"
"You're askin' for a beatin', kiddo." Jennifer pressed a button on her watch, and her clothes glowed. When the flash stopped, she was in her purple-and-white costume.
"Oh please, as if common trash like you can handle me in a fight." Jetstream laughed arrogantly.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!?!" Jenny roared.
"Uh-oh." Clint and Bobby said in unison. An angry She-Hulk grabbed Jetstream, making him let out an "Ack!"
"I WAS WEARING PRADA AND YOU CALL ME TRASH?!?!" Out of nowhere, Beef lunged, taking down the gamma-enhanced girl, making her drop Jetstream.
"Jen!" Clint and Bobby said in unison. Catseye ran through the hole and leapt, changing into a mountain cat in mid-air. She landed, taking down Kid Razor. Razor struggled to get her off.
"Hang on, Razor!" Clint aimed a stun arrow at Sharon, but he got blasted by Bevatron. "AAAAAGH!!!" Bevatron laughed, hands crackling.
"You flat-liners are pathetic, even with powers!" Bevatron laughed.
"Somebody get this cat-hag off the Kid of Rock!" Razor roared. With a tiger- like roar, Greer Grant-Nelson tackled Catseye, and a literal catfight ensued! "Thank you!" Razor leapt to his feet with a handspring. He laid eyes on Bevatron and smirked. "Well, well, well." He tapped Bevatron's shoulder.
"Huh?" The electric mutant turned around, and got socked in the face with a right cross from Razor! "OWWWWCH!!!"
"Well, well, well! Pikachu wants a rematch." Razor smirked. Bevatron snarled. Razor did a "come on" gesture with his hands. "I hear Ash calling ya. Pika Pika Pika!"
"YOU ARE DEAD, FLAT-LINER!!!" Bevatron roared, firing shock after shock at the Kid of Rock 'n' Roll. However, thanks to his superhuman-level reaction time, reflexes, and agility, Razor easily dodged, yawning in a bored manner.
"That's Flat-liner of Rock to you, you thunder-throwing moron!" Razor laughed. "Hey Pikachu, I think Ash needs to train your sorry self some more, boy!" Razor flipped behind Bevatron, then nailed him with a chop to his neck, taking him down for a while. Then Monet flew in, tackling Razor and throwing him through another wall.
"You have the biggest mouth of any flat-liner I've met!" Monet called at the hole she made. Jennifer threw Beef into Monet. Meanwhile, the adult Avengers rushed in!
"Alright, break this up!" Cap ordered, throwing his shield. The shield whapped the Hellions upside the face.
"Captain America, I presume?" Empath, Tarot, and Roulette made their appearances.
"Is there a problem?"
"You bet your red, white, and blue self there is!" Empath roared.
"BLIZZARD CARD!!!" Tarot held up a glowing card. A blizzard flew out of the card, slowing down Earth's Mightiest Heroes.
"Whoa!" Janet and Hank flew like crazy to avoid getting themselves frozen. Cap seemed to ignore the cold, fixing his glare on the three mutants.
"You know, we could discuss your problem." Cap said.
"Discuss this, old man!" Roulette fired her hex spheres, knocking Cap, Wasp, and Ant-Man away.
"Thou shall fall, knaves!" Thor leapt up, a thunder-charged hammer ready to strike.
"Here's some stun beam!" Tony readied his stun blasts. They managed to take down most of the Hellions. But Empath smirked.
"I do not think so." Empath smirked. Using his powers to stimulate emotions, Empath decided to create a little fear.
"Oh God, I'm so frightened and I don't know why!" Wasp shivered.
"You afraid? Good." Empath laughed. "You flat-liners should be afraid. We mutants are the future. You're just little branches that never really grow." Kid Razor got up and walked out of the hole. He walked right into Manuel's fear wave, but he didn't even flinch. He tapped Manuel on the shoulder.
"Hey jerkoff!" Razor snapped. Manuel turned around, and he was shocked.
"What? How? I can make anyone afraid with my powers!" Manuel shook his head in shock. Razor smirked.
"Haven't you heard, you dumb Spanish omelet? They don't call me the Fearless Kid Razor for nothing!" Razor nailed the emotion-manipulator with a left jab. "The Kid of Rock must admit, you're good at psychological warfare, but you fight like a girl!" Monet leaped up and grabbed the Ultimate Rockstar with a headlock. "GAH!!!"
"You know, I hate that joke." She growled as she used her superior strength to try and choke out Cleveland's Rock Sensation. Razor flipped her over her shoulder as the Avengers and Hellions recovered from their assaults.
"You know what, you rich cow? I don't care!" Razor snapped, holding his throat. Cap shook his head.
"We'd better get the X-Men." Cap said.
"Yes." Emma Frost casually walked through the hole. "Send in the X-Men and the Misfits. It's about time I showed you my...ultimate weapon."
As Kid Razor would say, Holy Bon Jovi! What is Emma's ultimate weapon? Will the X-Men and the Misfits arrive in time to help the Avengers? And what of Wildstar and X23? What'll happen to them? Find out in the next chapter!
To Wizard1: Yeah, Draconis did nearly kill someone. Who is not important. Yeah, Foxfire does have several death wishes. Yeah, I thought it was time for an Avenger/Hellion rematch, this time with all the team members!
To Red Witch: Oh, Emma will get a whack here or there. Don't worry about it.
To RogueFanKC: Paul's not a braggart by nature, nor is he stupid. He knows if he did stoop to Fox's level, he'd lose one of the things the X-Girls adore about him: His integrity. Paul's got a charm that never needs to be challenged.
To Mysterio: Glad you like the story! I have written several others. Where'd you get your name, from the Spidey villain or from the wrestler Rey Mysterio?
Chapter 9: Attack on Avengers Mansion!
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"Man, Greer and I got quite a haul today!" Jennifer and Greer walked into the Avengers Mansion's living room, all smiles. Neither of the girls wore image inducers, and they were clad in Gucci from head to toe. They also carried numerous bags. The male teen Avengers were hanging out. Razor was lying across a chair, strumming his magic guitar. Hawkeye was sitting on the couch, polishing one of his arrows.
"Man, I really love these new arrows Forge made." Hawkeye smiled. Thor was next to him, watching TV.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!" Thor burst out laughing at a scene. He was watching some improv show. "These mortals are hilarious! This magic box has provided some fantastic entertainment! These mortals are not scripted!"
"Hey guys!" Jen and Greer approached the guys.
"Hey Jenny. Hey Greer." They all almost mumbled.
"Look what I got!" With a giggle, Greer pulled out a backpack, shaped like an odd white cat with a big head and red dress. "I got the last one. A Hello Kitty backpack! Ain't it cute?!"
"She has everything Hello Kitty." Hawkeye snickered. "Hey!" Greer lightly whapped the archer upside the head with the backpack. Razor looked over Jen and Greer.
"You two go out to your little 'store treks' every week." Razor snickered. "Jenny, you're a bad influence. I remember when Greer had to go to the hospital. All we had to do was wave a Gucci bag over Tigra's face, and she shot awake like a rocket on speed!" Razor laughed. He got a Prada jacket to the face courtesy of Jennifer. "Hey, baby! Give the Kid of Rock a break!"
"Well, quit being a rock 'n' roll retard, and I just might." Jennifer laughed. She then let out a sigh. "Man, that red-haired Hellion was cute."
"That dude that was blackmailed." Hawkeye looked up.
"Aye." Thor leaned back. Jarvis walked into the room.
"Are you children alright?" He asked, smiling as he always did.
"Yes." The teenage Avengers grinned.
"I wonder why that Dragon guy was forced to be a Hellion." Tigra wondered. "Poor guy."
"Someone as cute as him shouldn't be blackmailed." Jen sighed with a shake of her head. The gang then heard a rumbling. With a CRASH, a figure blasted through the wall of the Mansion! "HEY!!! THIS IS A GUCCI JACKET!!!!" The figure, a dark-skinned boy, got up with a laugh.
"Awwwww, I'm sorry." The dark-skinned boy, clad in a purple-and-silver costume, laughed arrogantly.
"And what shall we call you?" Razor snickered. "Bullet Boy?"
"The Human Cannonball?" Hawkeye suggested.
"Or about just plain stupid?" Razor smirked, pointing his guitar at Jetstream.
"Yeah. You have to be if you're so willing to attack us in our home." Hawkeye agreed, pointing a loaded bow at the mutant.
"You think you flat-liners can take me?" Jetstream grinned.
"Jarvis, get somewhere safe! I'll get the others!" Tigra ran into the house. "Cap-chan! Wasp-chan! Hank-chan! Tony-chan! A mutant just blew a hole in the house!"
"You're askin' for a beatin', kiddo." Jennifer pressed a button on her watch, and her clothes glowed. When the flash stopped, she was in her purple-and-white costume.
"Oh please, as if common trash like you can handle me in a fight." Jetstream laughed arrogantly.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!?!" Jenny roared.
"Uh-oh." Clint and Bobby said in unison. An angry She-Hulk grabbed Jetstream, making him let out an "Ack!"
"I WAS WEARING PRADA AND YOU CALL ME TRASH?!?!" Out of nowhere, Beef lunged, taking down the gamma-enhanced girl, making her drop Jetstream.
"Jen!" Clint and Bobby said in unison. Catseye ran through the hole and leapt, changing into a mountain cat in mid-air. She landed, taking down Kid Razor. Razor struggled to get her off.
"Hang on, Razor!" Clint aimed a stun arrow at Sharon, but he got blasted by Bevatron. "AAAAAGH!!!" Bevatron laughed, hands crackling.
"You flat-liners are pathetic, even with powers!" Bevatron laughed.
"Somebody get this cat-hag off the Kid of Rock!" Razor roared. With a tiger- like roar, Greer Grant-Nelson tackled Catseye, and a literal catfight ensued! "Thank you!" Razor leapt to his feet with a handspring. He laid eyes on Bevatron and smirked. "Well, well, well." He tapped Bevatron's shoulder.
"Huh?" The electric mutant turned around, and got socked in the face with a right cross from Razor! "OWWWWCH!!!"
"Well, well, well! Pikachu wants a rematch." Razor smirked. Bevatron snarled. Razor did a "come on" gesture with his hands. "I hear Ash calling ya. Pika Pika Pika!"
"YOU ARE DEAD, FLAT-LINER!!!" Bevatron roared, firing shock after shock at the Kid of Rock 'n' Roll. However, thanks to his superhuman-level reaction time, reflexes, and agility, Razor easily dodged, yawning in a bored manner.
"That's Flat-liner of Rock to you, you thunder-throwing moron!" Razor laughed. "Hey Pikachu, I think Ash needs to train your sorry self some more, boy!" Razor flipped behind Bevatron, then nailed him with a chop to his neck, taking him down for a while. Then Monet flew in, tackling Razor and throwing him through another wall.
"You have the biggest mouth of any flat-liner I've met!" Monet called at the hole she made. Jennifer threw Beef into Monet. Meanwhile, the adult Avengers rushed in!
"Alright, break this up!" Cap ordered, throwing his shield. The shield whapped the Hellions upside the face.
"Captain America, I presume?" Empath, Tarot, and Roulette made their appearances.
"Is there a problem?"
"You bet your red, white, and blue self there is!" Empath roared.
"BLIZZARD CARD!!!" Tarot held up a glowing card. A blizzard flew out of the card, slowing down Earth's Mightiest Heroes.
"Whoa!" Janet and Hank flew like crazy to avoid getting themselves frozen. Cap seemed to ignore the cold, fixing his glare on the three mutants.
"You know, we could discuss your problem." Cap said.
"Discuss this, old man!" Roulette fired her hex spheres, knocking Cap, Wasp, and Ant-Man away.
"Thou shall fall, knaves!" Thor leapt up, a thunder-charged hammer ready to strike.
"Here's some stun beam!" Tony readied his stun blasts. They managed to take down most of the Hellions. But Empath smirked.
"I do not think so." Empath smirked. Using his powers to stimulate emotions, Empath decided to create a little fear.
"Oh God, I'm so frightened and I don't know why!" Wasp shivered.
"You afraid? Good." Empath laughed. "You flat-liners should be afraid. We mutants are the future. You're just little branches that never really grow." Kid Razor got up and walked out of the hole. He walked right into Manuel's fear wave, but he didn't even flinch. He tapped Manuel on the shoulder.
"Hey jerkoff!" Razor snapped. Manuel turned around, and he was shocked.
"What? How? I can make anyone afraid with my powers!" Manuel shook his head in shock. Razor smirked.
"Haven't you heard, you dumb Spanish omelet? They don't call me the Fearless Kid Razor for nothing!" Razor nailed the emotion-manipulator with a left jab. "The Kid of Rock must admit, you're good at psychological warfare, but you fight like a girl!" Monet leaped up and grabbed the Ultimate Rockstar with a headlock. "GAH!!!"
"You know, I hate that joke." She growled as she used her superior strength to try and choke out Cleveland's Rock Sensation. Razor flipped her over her shoulder as the Avengers and Hellions recovered from their assaults.
"You know what, you rich cow? I don't care!" Razor snapped, holding his throat. Cap shook his head.
"We'd better get the X-Men." Cap said.
"Yes." Emma Frost casually walked through the hole. "Send in the X-Men and the Misfits. It's about time I showed you my...ultimate weapon."
As Kid Razor would say, Holy Bon Jovi! What is Emma's ultimate weapon? Will the X-Men and the Misfits arrive in time to help the Avengers? And what of Wildstar and X23? What'll happen to them? Find out in the next chapter!