Well, here we are. Ready for another hilarious installment of Naraku
craziness, ne? Well, YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *looks
around with a smirk on her face*
What I mean is... it isn't going to be another hilarious installment because......
*everyone leans in to hear her new excuse, expecting her to not write anything*
IT IS NOT GOING TO BE HILARIOUS!! IT'S GONNA BE STUPENDOUSLY MANIACAL!!!! *laughs maniacally*
*everyone does the anime-trip*
Hehe... gomen ne.. *skips off to fetch her laptop*
Guess what, guys, I redid my computer. The only thing I have on here is windows 98 basic edition, Wordpad, and AOL 7.0. So... that means no Microsoft Word, so no bugging me if I have typos. I try to catch all of them. I have been working with no spell or grammar check for the last 3 updates of all my stories, and have only had around 4 or 5 mistakes that I missed. They were just minor spelling mistakes, so who cares, anyway. Also, I placed 8th in the Texas state bowling Tournament, so congratulate me. No, don't, I am not really going to ask you guys to do that.... so, anyway, I have to go to a banquet, for an award, (who cares....not I...) but, I might be gone for 3 days or so. Result: the next update might be a few days late. Also, I am going to some regional math and science contests, so I will let you know when an update is postponed due to absence. Sorry to gab so long... here is your next dose of insanity! ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ 0.o waaaaiiiitttt..........that last emoticon didn't make sense.....0.o....oh well...... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------
Chapter.......36?
Naraku glared at Kagome, after her outburst. Kohaku stared at Sango, recognition flashing in his eyes. Kagura smirked at everyone, acting especially disdainful towards Inuyasha.
Kanna looked at Kagome, able to see from her point of view as well as her master's. She gave a blank stare to Souta, and he looked down uncomfortably.
(AT THAT MOMENT!!!!......)
Voices floated from out front. A light, airy one was chattering away, but it was non-distuiguishable from the noises of night-time Japan.
"Well, thanks for dropping me off, Eri, Kagome will sure be surprised to see me here..." a suspiciously familiar voice said.
Inuyasha gave a growl, Kagome gave a little 'eep', and Miroku gave Sango a little 'hello'. Sango gave a slap. (why is that so funny.....)
Sesshoumaru turned, and went to answer the door, one of the few that didn't know what was about to happen.
He opened the door, and was faced with none other than....Houjo! He promptly closed the door, but stopped dead when the knocking resumed. Giving an annoyed sigh, he opened the door, and stepped aside.
Kagome was staring pale-faced in the kitchen, and Inuyasha was growling loud enough for the people in Russia to hear. (dunno why I picked Russia.....THEY EAT BORSHT!..^^)
Sesshoumaru followed, glaring at the ningen newcomer. As Houjo began to spout ideas of 'going to the movies', 'I hope you are feeling well enough after your bout of septicimia', (blood poisoning...I have had it a few times, it's not pretty..) and 'I just know your parents will agree,' Sesshoumaru got more and more annoyed. Finally, as he was about to take Kagome by the hand, out the door, a loud voice 'ahem'd' (how do you write that?!!?!?).
"I do not believe you have dicussed this with Kagome, nor her parents, have you?" Sesshoumaru inquired, pulling Kagome aside.
He lent down to her ear, and whispered to her, "Kagome-sama, listen. I am aware that your father is not present, but Houjo doen't know, correct? I will stand in for him, if you need to be rid of this nuisance." he said, standing upright.
"Sorry sir... who are you?" Houjo asked, being completely ignorant towards the strange crowd gathered there.
"I am Kagome's father. I was not aware of any plans for her to accompany you anywhere this night. Kindly do not call again, if you cannpot be polite enough to make previous arrangements first." Sesshoumaru said, staring coldly at the boy. If one thing bugged him more than a ningen of hanyou, it was a stupid/brainless ningen.
"I am very sorry sir, I did not mean to appear disrespectful..." Houjo said, lingering.
Everyone gaped at Sesshoumaru, with a few cries of astonishment about to be let out, when Kagome turned around. She motioned for everyone to shut up, and watch.
"I would prefer you to leave, but if Kagome wishes, you may stay." he said, turning to her.
"I guess he can STAY....." she mumbled. "But, I am busy with some friends right now, and I use that term lightly, and won't be able to talk much, Houjo..." she finished, giving an uncomfartable stare to Naraku and the others.
"Oh, that's okay, I don't mind waiting..." he said, oblivious to the blow-off. (poor guy..^^)
Miroku walked over, sensing that the boy had 'woman pronblems', and sat him down on the couch. Kagome ushered everyone else out, before Miroku decided to teach Houjo how to be a hentai, and use Kagome as an example. (that's a crazy idea....heh)
Sesshoumaru was confronted by Inuyasha as soon as they got into the kitchen.
"What the hell was THAT all about?!!?" he yelled, eyes blazing with anger.
"I was assisting Kagome-sama with a problem she had, and I helped you, too. I got rid of the conflict over her between you two, have I not?" Sesshoumaru replied, giving the hanyou a cold smirk.
Inuyasha had nothing to say to this, only a slight grunt. Kagura walked out into the living room, sent by Naraku to scout for the Shikon no Tama.
(back in the living room...)
"Miroku-sama, are you sure that would not embarress a girl?" Houjo asked, confused.
"Trust me, it should work every time." Miroku said, confidently. "Take her, for instance. Quite a beaut, ani't she?" he added, poiting at Kagura, who had just walked into the room.
"Go on boy, do your stuff..." Miroku instructed, sending a blushing Houjo towards Kagura.
"H-hello, Miss, what is your name?" Houjo said, staring timidly at Kagura.
Kagura gave him a look of mild surprise, then ansered. " "My name is Kagura, ningen. Why do you ask?" she said, boredly.
Houjo looked back at Miroku, who gave him a thumbs-up sign. Shaking, Houjo turned around, looking at her in a frightened stupor.
Inuyasha walked into the room, and sat next to Miroku. Miroku leaned over and started to talk.
"Watch this, Inuyasha... I told the boy to grope her, and I am waiting to see her reaction. It is going to be quite a sight to see him get slapped like I have so may times before..." he said, memories etched into his mind.
Houjo creepd his hand around, while keeping Kagura distracted with talking.
"Wow... he is a natural.... sneaky..." Miroku commented, making Inuyasha wonder how the kid gained experience. 'Better not have been with Kagome...' he thought bitterly.
Houjo made his target, and time stoud still. Kagura's eyes went wide, and she stared at him. A blush creepd to her cheeks, and she made an incoherent noise in her throat.
"Here it comes....!" Miroku said, both he and Inuyasha leaning foward to watch.
Kagura's hand flew up, and the crowd watched in anticipation. A slap did not occur, however...she grabbed his shirt, pulling his face inches from hers, a scowl across her face.
"Uh..uh.." Houjo stammered, wide-eyed.
"Ningen," she spat, narrowing the gap between them. "Do you realize what that guesture means to a youkai?" she inquired, staring at him with a raised eyebrow, and one hand on her hip. She leaned towards him, and he got a veerrry large sweatdrop on his head.
"Oh....uh....Inuyasha? We may need to, ahem, pull those two apart....ah, I forgot, when you do something of that nature to a youkai...." Miroku began, and turned back towards the two standing.
Kagura's eyes were burning, she bored holes into the poor kid's face. She leaned even closer, teeth gritted....
"they become....." Miroku continued, eyes fixed on them.
She gently covered Houjo's mouth, closing her eyes. Houjo just stood there, dumbfounded.
"Very attracted." Miroku finished, looking at Inuyasha. Said hanyou, on the other hand, was laughing his head off at the kid's look: confused, but happy.
Kagome, Naraku, and Sango happened to walk in at that moment, and they stared. Naraku stared at Kagura, unfortunately for him, he had a link with her, so it felt to him like he was kissing the boy. (^^) Sango gaped, then walked over to Miroku and hit him upside the head, complaining about 'teaching such a well-mannered boy such a dirty trick', and Kagome just stared.
"Houjo..kun?" she said, struck dead by the sight. She relaxed, however, when she realized that Kagura was no longer forcing him to kiss her. He readily kissed back, sighing as he did.
Kagura pulled away, and stared at everyone there. A blush became very apparent, as she did her best to hide her feelings. Houjo just looked at her in confusion.
"Kagura-san... you look flushed, are you catching a fever?" he said gently, holding a hand up to her cheek. She turned to him, in awe, no one had ever treated her this nicely before....(he...)
"N-no...I am not...well, maybe I am..." she said, feeling a little queasy. Her face pale, she blinked a few times, everything beginning to go out of focus. She stumbled a bit, falling towards him. Everything was falling apart, she did not feel well.
"K-Kagura-san!" Houjo said, catching her. She fainted, and he was forced to hold her around the waist so she wouldn't fall.
"Kagome-san, may I bring her to your room? She needs to lie down.... I think she is coming down with something..." Houjo worried, carrying the kaze-youkai upstairs. He lay her on the bed in Kagome's room, and went to fetch her a glass of water.
When he came back, she had turned on her side, and appeared to be dreaming. Her face was beginning to get sweaty, and she shivered. What it really was, however, was her youkai instincts telling her that she had someone who would care for her, and her mind telling her no, that this was a human. Her intincts didn't care, and they were winning. (Kagura's fallin' in looooovvvveeee....^^)
He sat down, and lifted her head, so that she could drink. She opened her eyes, and stared at him. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------
and...... it ends there.....maily, because I am finally realizing that it is 1 in the morning, and for the sole purpose of leaving you guys with a cliffie. Well, you guys can't have the next chappie if you don't review, so REVIEW!!!!!
Ruiinuka, signing off
ja mata de yo, minna-san!
minna-san wa shimasu hyouron, nee? (everyone will do a review, riiight?)^^
What I mean is... it isn't going to be another hilarious installment because......
*everyone leans in to hear her new excuse, expecting her to not write anything*
IT IS NOT GOING TO BE HILARIOUS!! IT'S GONNA BE STUPENDOUSLY MANIACAL!!!! *laughs maniacally*
*everyone does the anime-trip*
Hehe... gomen ne.. *skips off to fetch her laptop*
Guess what, guys, I redid my computer. The only thing I have on here is windows 98 basic edition, Wordpad, and AOL 7.0. So... that means no Microsoft Word, so no bugging me if I have typos. I try to catch all of them. I have been working with no spell or grammar check for the last 3 updates of all my stories, and have only had around 4 or 5 mistakes that I missed. They were just minor spelling mistakes, so who cares, anyway. Also, I placed 8th in the Texas state bowling Tournament, so congratulate me. No, don't, I am not really going to ask you guys to do that.... so, anyway, I have to go to a banquet, for an award, (who cares....not I...) but, I might be gone for 3 days or so. Result: the next update might be a few days late. Also, I am going to some regional math and science contests, so I will let you know when an update is postponed due to absence. Sorry to gab so long... here is your next dose of insanity! ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ 0.o waaaaiiiitttt..........that last emoticon didn't make sense.....0.o....oh well...... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------
Chapter.......36?
Naraku glared at Kagome, after her outburst. Kohaku stared at Sango, recognition flashing in his eyes. Kagura smirked at everyone, acting especially disdainful towards Inuyasha.
Kanna looked at Kagome, able to see from her point of view as well as her master's. She gave a blank stare to Souta, and he looked down uncomfortably.
(AT THAT MOMENT!!!!......)
Voices floated from out front. A light, airy one was chattering away, but it was non-distuiguishable from the noises of night-time Japan.
"Well, thanks for dropping me off, Eri, Kagome will sure be surprised to see me here..." a suspiciously familiar voice said.
Inuyasha gave a growl, Kagome gave a little 'eep', and Miroku gave Sango a little 'hello'. Sango gave a slap. (why is that so funny.....)
Sesshoumaru turned, and went to answer the door, one of the few that didn't know what was about to happen.
He opened the door, and was faced with none other than....Houjo! He promptly closed the door, but stopped dead when the knocking resumed. Giving an annoyed sigh, he opened the door, and stepped aside.
Kagome was staring pale-faced in the kitchen, and Inuyasha was growling loud enough for the people in Russia to hear. (dunno why I picked Russia.....THEY EAT BORSHT!..^^)
Sesshoumaru followed, glaring at the ningen newcomer. As Houjo began to spout ideas of 'going to the movies', 'I hope you are feeling well enough after your bout of septicimia', (blood poisoning...I have had it a few times, it's not pretty..) and 'I just know your parents will agree,' Sesshoumaru got more and more annoyed. Finally, as he was about to take Kagome by the hand, out the door, a loud voice 'ahem'd' (how do you write that?!!?!?).
"I do not believe you have dicussed this with Kagome, nor her parents, have you?" Sesshoumaru inquired, pulling Kagome aside.
He lent down to her ear, and whispered to her, "Kagome-sama, listen. I am aware that your father is not present, but Houjo doen't know, correct? I will stand in for him, if you need to be rid of this nuisance." he said, standing upright.
"Sorry sir... who are you?" Houjo asked, being completely ignorant towards the strange crowd gathered there.
"I am Kagome's father. I was not aware of any plans for her to accompany you anywhere this night. Kindly do not call again, if you cannpot be polite enough to make previous arrangements first." Sesshoumaru said, staring coldly at the boy. If one thing bugged him more than a ningen of hanyou, it was a stupid/brainless ningen.
"I am very sorry sir, I did not mean to appear disrespectful..." Houjo said, lingering.
Everyone gaped at Sesshoumaru, with a few cries of astonishment about to be let out, when Kagome turned around. She motioned for everyone to shut up, and watch.
"I would prefer you to leave, but if Kagome wishes, you may stay." he said, turning to her.
"I guess he can STAY....." she mumbled. "But, I am busy with some friends right now, and I use that term lightly, and won't be able to talk much, Houjo..." she finished, giving an uncomfartable stare to Naraku and the others.
"Oh, that's okay, I don't mind waiting..." he said, oblivious to the blow-off. (poor guy..^^)
Miroku walked over, sensing that the boy had 'woman pronblems', and sat him down on the couch. Kagome ushered everyone else out, before Miroku decided to teach Houjo how to be a hentai, and use Kagome as an example. (that's a crazy idea....heh)
Sesshoumaru was confronted by Inuyasha as soon as they got into the kitchen.
"What the hell was THAT all about?!!?" he yelled, eyes blazing with anger.
"I was assisting Kagome-sama with a problem she had, and I helped you, too. I got rid of the conflict over her between you two, have I not?" Sesshoumaru replied, giving the hanyou a cold smirk.
Inuyasha had nothing to say to this, only a slight grunt. Kagura walked out into the living room, sent by Naraku to scout for the Shikon no Tama.
(back in the living room...)
"Miroku-sama, are you sure that would not embarress a girl?" Houjo asked, confused.
"Trust me, it should work every time." Miroku said, confidently. "Take her, for instance. Quite a beaut, ani't she?" he added, poiting at Kagura, who had just walked into the room.
"Go on boy, do your stuff..." Miroku instructed, sending a blushing Houjo towards Kagura.
"H-hello, Miss, what is your name?" Houjo said, staring timidly at Kagura.
Kagura gave him a look of mild surprise, then ansered. " "My name is Kagura, ningen. Why do you ask?" she said, boredly.
Houjo looked back at Miroku, who gave him a thumbs-up sign. Shaking, Houjo turned around, looking at her in a frightened stupor.
Inuyasha walked into the room, and sat next to Miroku. Miroku leaned over and started to talk.
"Watch this, Inuyasha... I told the boy to grope her, and I am waiting to see her reaction. It is going to be quite a sight to see him get slapped like I have so may times before..." he said, memories etched into his mind.
Houjo creepd his hand around, while keeping Kagura distracted with talking.
"Wow... he is a natural.... sneaky..." Miroku commented, making Inuyasha wonder how the kid gained experience. 'Better not have been with Kagome...' he thought bitterly.
Houjo made his target, and time stoud still. Kagura's eyes went wide, and she stared at him. A blush creepd to her cheeks, and she made an incoherent noise in her throat.
"Here it comes....!" Miroku said, both he and Inuyasha leaning foward to watch.
Kagura's hand flew up, and the crowd watched in anticipation. A slap did not occur, however...she grabbed his shirt, pulling his face inches from hers, a scowl across her face.
"Uh..uh.." Houjo stammered, wide-eyed.
"Ningen," she spat, narrowing the gap between them. "Do you realize what that guesture means to a youkai?" she inquired, staring at him with a raised eyebrow, and one hand on her hip. She leaned towards him, and he got a veerrry large sweatdrop on his head.
"Oh....uh....Inuyasha? We may need to, ahem, pull those two apart....ah, I forgot, when you do something of that nature to a youkai...." Miroku began, and turned back towards the two standing.
Kagura's eyes were burning, she bored holes into the poor kid's face. She leaned even closer, teeth gritted....
"they become....." Miroku continued, eyes fixed on them.
She gently covered Houjo's mouth, closing her eyes. Houjo just stood there, dumbfounded.
"Very attracted." Miroku finished, looking at Inuyasha. Said hanyou, on the other hand, was laughing his head off at the kid's look: confused, but happy.
Kagome, Naraku, and Sango happened to walk in at that moment, and they stared. Naraku stared at Kagura, unfortunately for him, he had a link with her, so it felt to him like he was kissing the boy. (^^) Sango gaped, then walked over to Miroku and hit him upside the head, complaining about 'teaching such a well-mannered boy such a dirty trick', and Kagome just stared.
"Houjo..kun?" she said, struck dead by the sight. She relaxed, however, when she realized that Kagura was no longer forcing him to kiss her. He readily kissed back, sighing as he did.
Kagura pulled away, and stared at everyone there. A blush became very apparent, as she did her best to hide her feelings. Houjo just looked at her in confusion.
"Kagura-san... you look flushed, are you catching a fever?" he said gently, holding a hand up to her cheek. She turned to him, in awe, no one had ever treated her this nicely before....(he...)
"N-no...I am not...well, maybe I am..." she said, feeling a little queasy. Her face pale, she blinked a few times, everything beginning to go out of focus. She stumbled a bit, falling towards him. Everything was falling apart, she did not feel well.
"K-Kagura-san!" Houjo said, catching her. She fainted, and he was forced to hold her around the waist so she wouldn't fall.
"Kagome-san, may I bring her to your room? She needs to lie down.... I think she is coming down with something..." Houjo worried, carrying the kaze-youkai upstairs. He lay her on the bed in Kagome's room, and went to fetch her a glass of water.
When he came back, she had turned on her side, and appeared to be dreaming. Her face was beginning to get sweaty, and she shivered. What it really was, however, was her youkai instincts telling her that she had someone who would care for her, and her mind telling her no, that this was a human. Her intincts didn't care, and they were winning. (Kagura's fallin' in looooovvvveeee....^^)
He sat down, and lifted her head, so that she could drink. She opened her eyes, and stared at him. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------
and...... it ends there.....maily, because I am finally realizing that it is 1 in the morning, and for the sole purpose of leaving you guys with a cliffie. Well, you guys can't have the next chappie if you don't review, so REVIEW!!!!!
Ruiinuka, signing off
ja mata de yo, minna-san!
minna-san wa shimasu hyouron, nee? (everyone will do a review, riiight?)^^