Hello, minna-san!! Guess what, I have been typing everyday this week so far! Proud? You should be...I am close to getting behind in my advanced classes...hehe...^^ Typing takes precidence, though, especially when I can finish the work in class....but, enough about that...you guys read the author note in my last chappie, right? If I have a depressed mood in my chappie, then that is why..

Nayami: *gets up, and goes off to lurk*

Riinuka:O.o...that's my new favourite thing for Nayami and me to do....*goes off to lurk*

Sesshoumaru: O.o...look at what I found....read this, readers....

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at a Jpansee uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by itslef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Crepey.

No, I did not just go into a typo-seizure. If you can read that, say so in a review. ISN'T THAT COOL?!!? *grin*

To Jakotsu aniki--well, I kinda got a little reader's block, that's why the Houjo/Kagura is in there....^^() (that's my new sweatdrop face...isn't it sooo kawaii?^^)

Well, that is all for my ranting, rveiew afetr you raed tihs, pealse.....^^ ^^ ^^ ^^

It's So Wrong: chapter 11 (I figured it out!!)

Inuyasha stopped his bout of maniacal laughter, to look at everyone else. He has been laughing for a good fifteen minutes now, and everyone was staring at him. He shut his mouth, and lowered his head uncomfortably.

Naraku, meanwhile, severed the link with Kagura. He stood, recalling her experience in disgust, then turned to head fot the kitchen. Kanna followed him, being the lackey she is.

Kagome stated that she had to go use the bathroom, and took the oppurtunity to steal a look into her room. Sango followed her, and they both spied on Kagura and Houjo.

Houjo was sitting on Kagome's floor, watching over Kagura. She was sitting up in the bed, holding a glass of water shakily. She got up and walked towards the door, making Kagome and Sango edge away. They peeked their heads around again, and watched her return. She sat, closer to Houjo, and started to ask him questions, mainly about this time. Houjo, thinking that she was from another country, answered all of them cheerily.

"Not much going on here..." Kagome whispered, motioning for Sango to follow her to the bathroom. She opened he door, then locked them both inside.

"Okay, we have to talk. First, we have to find a way to get Naraku out of here. Second, we need to figure out WHY he is here. But, we can't let the guys in on this." she whispered, making sure no one was at the door.

"Why not, Kagome-chan?" Sango said, a confused look on her face. She sat down on the edge of the tub, crossing her legs casually.

"Because, they will not like the idea that I am implementing to get rid of him." Kagome replied. "I have an idea, but it would piss the guys off if they found out. So, we have to do this on our own. I would ask Kagura and that Kanna girl, but Naraku would probably interrogate them..." she finished, leaving a very confused taijiya staring at her.

A mewing came from outside the door, and Kagome opened it. Kirara jumped onto Sango's shoulder, and purred happily.

Kagome sighed, then looked back at her friend. "Basically, we are going to thow a major hissy fit. What will happen, is that we will both be acting as if we are in our 'time of the month'. You know how Inuyasha hates it, probably because of the smell. Well, Naraku should hate it, too, right? They will be so scared, because they think that we are having 'woman' problems, and they will think that we are going to scream our heads off at them. Sound good?" Kagome said, looking at her friend for a response.

(random...this actually just happened...)

(My mom: MoooooOOOOOooooo..... My little sister: *reminescent of a howl* moOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooouuuuuuu........

Riinuka: O.o um....moo? My family is a liiitle messed....don't mind them....^^() )

(lol)

Sango smiled, an evil glint in her eye. She raises an eyebrow, though, when Kirara's tail swiped in front of her nose. Brushing the brown fluff away....wait, BROWN?!

"Shippou!!!" both girls shrieked, as the poor kitsune's transformation came to a halt.

"I'm sorry, I wanted to see what you guys are talking about!!" the kit whimpered, curling into a little ball.

"Shippou, we were having a private conversation..." Kagome scolded, taking the kit into her arms.

"Kagome, what is 'time of the month'?" he asked, looking up at her. She blushed beet red, and shooed him out of the bathroom.

(kawaii!!)

"I think that will be a good idea, Kagome-chan....but, how will we tell them? Or, how will they find out?" Sango said, with a curios look.

"Well, I haven't figured that one out yet...but, maybe, if we were to take some red dye, and put it on some of our clothes..." Kagome said, her voice fading as the focus of this story moves inexplicably somewhere else.

(I have had sugar tonight, so if the plot sounds stupid, it is because I am on an insane sugary-goodness feeling, and cannot control what my fingers are typing....lol....O.o)

Sesshoumaru walked around the back yard, having become bored with the events in the house. He eyed the sprinkler disdainfully, smelling the water around it, and noticing it was connected to the house. Not a good sign, especially since he had seen water come out of it when Naraku walked in.

"Best to leave that alone..." he said to himself, sidestepping it along with the puddle.

He came upon the toy car, and eyed it. He picked it up, and upon turning it over, noticed the battery pack. He unhooked it, and exmined it. He took a claw to it, putting a droplet of poison onto it, melting away the plastic.

He watched as a plume of smoke rose from the battery, from the acid of the pack and the poison of his claws interacting. The battery corroded, and he threw it to the ground.

Dissatisfied, he walked over to the charcoal. Picking one up, his slipped it into his sleeve, and walked back towards the house.

(duuuh duh da dun.....duuh duh da dun duuuuuuuuunnnn...O.o)

Naraku went from room to room, looking for the Shikon no Tama. He sensed it in the well, after looking for about half an hour, and went outside to check. He watched Sesshoumaru walking around, and decided that the jewel could wait for a while. He lurked about the shadows, waiting fot the tai-youkai to let his guard down. When Sesshoumaru had slipped that black thing into his sleeve, he made his move.

Coming up swiftly, he wrapped his tentacles around Sesshoumaru. Covering his face, he came around to the front, and smirked. Sesshoumaru's eyes were visible, all else was obscured by the writhing mass.

"Well, it seems the great Lord of the Western Lands has let his guard down, hasn't it?" he scolded evilly, smirking. He reached a hand up to the youkai's face, running his fingers along Sesshoumaru's jawline.

"Oh...such a handsome face... this will make me look so much better... I could use some improvement, if it comes from you...." he cackled, eyes glinting. Getting a sudden idea, the hanyou relased the tentacles from around his face, and wrapped them securely around his neck.

"Oh, such an uncaring look..." Naraku whispered, staring at Sesshoumaru. "I bet I could make you care..." he added, raising an eyebrow.

"Nothing you could do would make me change naything, Naraku, and I will not be absorbed by filth such as yourself." Sesshoumaru spat, feeling the tentacles constricting around him.

"Oh..I disagree..." he said, eyes half closed. He put the tentacles completelt around Sesshoumaru, a red light emmiting from his form. Miasma poured around them, as Naraku began to drain the youkai of his youki. Sesshoumaru struggled, but to no avail as his energy was sapped.

Naraku turned to look back at the house, keeping a watchful eye on everyone inside. What he didn't notice, however, was the commotion at the well.

"You stupid ningen child! You were not supposed to follow me through that well!" Jakken screeched, sending Rin into a fit of giggles at the sight of his bugged-out eyes. (lol)

"But Rin wished to see where Kagome-sama lived...:" she whined, opening the door to the wellhouse. She stepped outside, and stopped short.

She watched in horror as her Lord Sesshoumaru-sama was engulfed in miasma, struggling to keep himself conscious.

"Sesshoumaru-sama!!!" she screamed, hurtling towards the scene.

"No! Rin! You musn't! You'll be killed!" Jakken called, fearing for his safety if anything should happen to the child.

She ignored him, and grabbed Naraku's leg. She tugged on it, eyes shut tight, yelling at him to stop. Sesshoumaru saw her through the mass, and began to struggle even more. Naraku took one look at her, and stabbed a tentacle through her small chest. Gasping, she fell to the ground.

Sesshoumaru's eyes went wide, and he growled softly. With fury, he reared his head back, the growl becoming a roar. Naraku stepped back in surprise, as some of the tentacles were burned off. Jakken stared at Rin, then looked up at his lord, shaking. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------

Well, that's all for this chappie, minna-san....*comes back from lurking* hehe...^^() anyway.... we will have the next chappie soon, as soon as I get some reviews that is...... I still have no spell-check, so mistakes are not my fault. As I said, if you could read that little thing back at the top A/N, wasn't it cool?! Hm....see you guys, hope you review, then read my other fics!!

Riinuka, signing off

ja mata de yo, minna-san!

Nayami: Minna-san wa shimasu hyouron, ne? (you guys will all review, right?)