****Warning-- this is the LAST CHAPTER. No longer shall I update this. I
apologize to the readers of this fic, but it no longer has a plot. I will
end it after this chapter.***
Sorry guys...I just have gotten a huge writer's block, and the story just is not really that funny anymore. This will sadly be the last of Naraku's sugar high.
Chapter Fin de libro (last chapter of story)
Naraku was busy rummaging around in the kitchen, after gawking at Kagura. He caem upon a strange tin canister, which had a green coating and letters. He read it slowly, the kana being strangely shaped.
"Mountain Dew" he muttered to himself, and drew a katana from within his haori. He sliced off the top of the can, watching as a little bit of fizzy liquid spilt onto the strange, smooth white ground. He took a sip, and downed the rest in one gulp. Smirking, he reached in, calling to Kohaku to help him.
Kagome walked in a around ten minutes later, only to stop dead in her tracks. There, sitting on the ground surounded by Mountain Dew cans, were Narku and Kohaku. The were both trying to best eachother by burping, showing off their masculinity. ((^^))
Kagura looked in, took one look, then walked back out to talk with Houjo. He had been telling her about the wonders of the future, and she had become quite interested in the concept of 'windmill generators' for electricity.
Naraku stood up, letting out a belch that shook the house. Miroku gave a thumbs up, while Inuyasha rolled on th ground, ears covered, screaming bloody murder.
Kagome glared at the hyped up hanyou, and opened the back door. She watched as Kohaku, Naraku, and Kagura, after some persuasion that she could see Houjo again, walked out of the door. She slammed it, not even bothering to look out of the door to see whether they would travel back to the feudal era.
Sesshoumaru bid his farewells, heading for the well, as did Miroku and Sango. Inuyasha decided to staw awhile, as he had been invited by Kagome's mother to spend a week getting used to the future. Houjo stood in the living room aimlessly, until shown the door by her grandpa, who had gotten quite uneverved with the boy's attraction to youkai onna.
Kanna had followed the others though the well, ignoring that fact that Naraku kad disappeared.
Kagome lay in her bed a few hours later, able to hear Inuyasha snoring on the couch all the way upstairs. Groaning, she turned over, and tried to get some sleep.
*crash* MEOOOWWW!!!! *crash, bang, shatter* Meoow- *thump* Shut up, you stupid cat!! *crack, thump* *silence*
Kagome sat up, eyes wide. She went downstairs, past the sleeping inu- hanyou, and looked outside. There, in the streetlight's glow, she saw a figure pitching trash at the neighborhood cats. She stared, recognizing it as Naraku, on which the approximately twenty cans of Mountain Dew had taken effect.
"Kagome..what...is goin' on..?" he said, blinking. She sat down, and scratched him behind the ears, as he fell back asleep.
'Nothing is wrong...as long as Naraku doesn't get off his sugar high anytime soon....' she thought, looking at the peacefully snoring hanyou.
Grimacing, she looked up, as she heard a monsterous burp, followed by angry shouts and police sirens. Sighing, she fell asleep slowly, oblivious to the mayhem that would inevetably occur when the world's most powerful hanyou has consumed over twenty cans of mountain dew. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------
Well...that is the end of insane-sugar/caffeine funnies. Sorry for the end of this story, but I really could not continue it. I hope you all will check out my other stories as an alternative, and I will probably post a chapter thanking everyone that reviewed shortly.
Riinuka, signing off
Ja mata de yo, mina-san.....again, sumimasen for the abrupt end to this fic.
Nayami: *wave*
Sorry guys...I just have gotten a huge writer's block, and the story just is not really that funny anymore. This will sadly be the last of Naraku's sugar high.
Chapter Fin de libro (last chapter of story)
Naraku was busy rummaging around in the kitchen, after gawking at Kagura. He caem upon a strange tin canister, which had a green coating and letters. He read it slowly, the kana being strangely shaped.
"Mountain Dew" he muttered to himself, and drew a katana from within his haori. He sliced off the top of the can, watching as a little bit of fizzy liquid spilt onto the strange, smooth white ground. He took a sip, and downed the rest in one gulp. Smirking, he reached in, calling to Kohaku to help him.
Kagome walked in a around ten minutes later, only to stop dead in her tracks. There, sitting on the ground surounded by Mountain Dew cans, were Narku and Kohaku. The were both trying to best eachother by burping, showing off their masculinity. ((^^))
Kagura looked in, took one look, then walked back out to talk with Houjo. He had been telling her about the wonders of the future, and she had become quite interested in the concept of 'windmill generators' for electricity.
Naraku stood up, letting out a belch that shook the house. Miroku gave a thumbs up, while Inuyasha rolled on th ground, ears covered, screaming bloody murder.
Kagome glared at the hyped up hanyou, and opened the back door. She watched as Kohaku, Naraku, and Kagura, after some persuasion that she could see Houjo again, walked out of the door. She slammed it, not even bothering to look out of the door to see whether they would travel back to the feudal era.
Sesshoumaru bid his farewells, heading for the well, as did Miroku and Sango. Inuyasha decided to staw awhile, as he had been invited by Kagome's mother to spend a week getting used to the future. Houjo stood in the living room aimlessly, until shown the door by her grandpa, who had gotten quite uneverved with the boy's attraction to youkai onna.
Kanna had followed the others though the well, ignoring that fact that Naraku kad disappeared.
Kagome lay in her bed a few hours later, able to hear Inuyasha snoring on the couch all the way upstairs. Groaning, she turned over, and tried to get some sleep.
*crash* MEOOOWWW!!!! *crash, bang, shatter* Meoow- *thump* Shut up, you stupid cat!! *crack, thump* *silence*
Kagome sat up, eyes wide. She went downstairs, past the sleeping inu- hanyou, and looked outside. There, in the streetlight's glow, she saw a figure pitching trash at the neighborhood cats. She stared, recognizing it as Naraku, on which the approximately twenty cans of Mountain Dew had taken effect.
"Kagome..what...is goin' on..?" he said, blinking. She sat down, and scratched him behind the ears, as he fell back asleep.
'Nothing is wrong...as long as Naraku doesn't get off his sugar high anytime soon....' she thought, looking at the peacefully snoring hanyou.
Grimacing, she looked up, as she heard a monsterous burp, followed by angry shouts and police sirens. Sighing, she fell asleep slowly, oblivious to the mayhem that would inevetably occur when the world's most powerful hanyou has consumed over twenty cans of mountain dew. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------
Well...that is the end of insane-sugar/caffeine funnies. Sorry for the end of this story, but I really could not continue it. I hope you all will check out my other stories as an alternative, and I will probably post a chapter thanking everyone that reviewed shortly.
Riinuka, signing off
Ja mata de yo, mina-san.....again, sumimasen for the abrupt end to this fic.
Nayami: *wave*