Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! / The characters or the Flamingo so don't
sue. Yet I do own; all the cheerleaders and their van/bus, the whole
contest for the road trip, the 'Funmobile', Seto's PMS (that sounds so
wrong), the dog that's pisses on Seto's laptop and cell phone, the wicked
hotel, the 'Midnight', the 'polers', the showgirls (other than Mai +
Serenity), Seto's shirt (My friend would kill me), and both Bakura's and
Seto's boxers, and last but not least.the honeybee.
Chapter 9: The Cheerleaders revenge!
It had only been a mile ½ and Bakura wasn't looking all too well. Seto had to pull over and let Bakura out. He sat there as Yugi, Joey, and Tristan watched Bakura puke (they had nothing else to do). All of a sudden, Bakura looked up. He hurried behind the van and began to wave. All the rest of the guys looked behind them. It was.
The cheerleaders were back, only with 60 more and a bus. Yugi turned a bright crimson, almost the same as his hair. Joey and Tristan jumped out of the doors and began to wave and yell for them to stop. Seto began to get out of the van and tell the guys to get back in (even though he still didn't have a shirt).
The bus pulled over a few yards ahead of the van. The cheerleaders all piled out and raced over to glomp Bakura. Just then, Seto had to walk out, half of the cheerleaders glomped him.
"H-hello ladies. Could you please get off m- oh, excuse me *major blush*." Bakura could be heard under the huge pile of cheerleaders on him. "Stop it. Get off me. C'mon, don't fight. There's plenty of Kaiba to go around!"
"What would happen if we took off our shirts?" Joey asked Tristan. Yugi, Tristan, and Joey were already out of the van amazed at Seto and Bakura. Joey took off his shirt and two girls from Kaiba's pile and one from Bakura's pile raced over to him.
"I'll give my scraps to the dog." Seto said as a girl's hair covered his mouth.
Tristan took off his shirt and a measly one came over to him. Joey laughed at him as one of the cheerleaders began to loosen his belt. Yugi was just as red as his hair as about fifteen came over to him (he didn't even take off his shirt.).
"Shouldn't we get in the van or something? Maybe the bus?" Seto said.
"Sure. Okay. Fine with me. Let's go to the van before *hyper giggling*." Many of the cheerleaders said. They slowly got off the guys and headed to the van. The closer to the guy, the nastier the pose was. The girls had finally let the guys breath. Both Bakura and Seto were covered in lipstick and lip-gloss. Bakura's shirt was missing and his pants were around his ankles revealing heart boxers. Seto's hair was messed up and his pants were down to his knees revealing Good Charlotte boxers.
"That.was.the.best.time.I've.had.in.my.life." Bakura said staring dreamily at the sky.
"..yeah." Seto said.
The next thing the guys knew, it was 2:00 am the next day and 5 cheerleaders (one for each guy) were in the van headed for Las Vegas (Author's Note: Ooohhh.they picked up some love hitchhikers.). Everyone was asleep except for Bakura and his cheerleader. He was driving in a pitch- black desert now.
"Amy, stop.I have to ask you something. Do you have any idea where we are?"
"*Giggle as she is undoing Bakura's pants with her mouth* no."
"Oh well, I'll just keep heading this wa- whoa!! Guys! Wake up!! You got to check this!!" Bakura said.
"Chelsea, get off me. I need to see something." Joey said as he shoved a girl off of him.
All the guys walked up to the front of the van and looked. Out of all the dark blackness, a pit of light lay in front of them.
"There it is men.Las Vegas, Nevada. Home of showgirls and casino's." Tristan said in awe.
Chapter 9: The Cheerleaders revenge!
It had only been a mile ½ and Bakura wasn't looking all too well. Seto had to pull over and let Bakura out. He sat there as Yugi, Joey, and Tristan watched Bakura puke (they had nothing else to do). All of a sudden, Bakura looked up. He hurried behind the van and began to wave. All the rest of the guys looked behind them. It was.
The cheerleaders were back, only with 60 more and a bus. Yugi turned a bright crimson, almost the same as his hair. Joey and Tristan jumped out of the doors and began to wave and yell for them to stop. Seto began to get out of the van and tell the guys to get back in (even though he still didn't have a shirt).
The bus pulled over a few yards ahead of the van. The cheerleaders all piled out and raced over to glomp Bakura. Just then, Seto had to walk out, half of the cheerleaders glomped him.
"H-hello ladies. Could you please get off m- oh, excuse me *major blush*." Bakura could be heard under the huge pile of cheerleaders on him. "Stop it. Get off me. C'mon, don't fight. There's plenty of Kaiba to go around!"
"What would happen if we took off our shirts?" Joey asked Tristan. Yugi, Tristan, and Joey were already out of the van amazed at Seto and Bakura. Joey took off his shirt and two girls from Kaiba's pile and one from Bakura's pile raced over to him.
"I'll give my scraps to the dog." Seto said as a girl's hair covered his mouth.
Tristan took off his shirt and a measly one came over to him. Joey laughed at him as one of the cheerleaders began to loosen his belt. Yugi was just as red as his hair as about fifteen came over to him (he didn't even take off his shirt.).
"Shouldn't we get in the van or something? Maybe the bus?" Seto said.
"Sure. Okay. Fine with me. Let's go to the van before *hyper giggling*." Many of the cheerleaders said. They slowly got off the guys and headed to the van. The closer to the guy, the nastier the pose was. The girls had finally let the guys breath. Both Bakura and Seto were covered in lipstick and lip-gloss. Bakura's shirt was missing and his pants were around his ankles revealing heart boxers. Seto's hair was messed up and his pants were down to his knees revealing Good Charlotte boxers.
"That.was.the.best.time.I've.had.in.my.life." Bakura said staring dreamily at the sky.
"..yeah." Seto said.
The next thing the guys knew, it was 2:00 am the next day and 5 cheerleaders (one for each guy) were in the van headed for Las Vegas (Author's Note: Ooohhh.they picked up some love hitchhikers.). Everyone was asleep except for Bakura and his cheerleader. He was driving in a pitch- black desert now.
"Amy, stop.I have to ask you something. Do you have any idea where we are?"
"*Giggle as she is undoing Bakura's pants with her mouth* no."
"Oh well, I'll just keep heading this wa- whoa!! Guys! Wake up!! You got to check this!!" Bakura said.
"Chelsea, get off me. I need to see something." Joey said as he shoved a girl off of him.
All the guys walked up to the front of the van and looked. Out of all the dark blackness, a pit of light lay in front of them.
"There it is men.Las Vegas, Nevada. Home of showgirls and casino's." Tristan said in awe.