Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! / The characters or the Flamingo so don't
sue. Yet I do own; all the cheerleaders and their van/bus, the whole
contest for the road trip, the 'Funmobile', Seto's PMS (that sounds so
wrong), the dog that's pisses on Seto's laptop and cell phone, the wicked
hotel, the 'Midnight', the 'polers', the showgirls (other than Mai +
Serenity), Seto's shirt (My friend would kill me), and both Bakura's and
Seto's boxers, and last but not least.the honeybee.
Chapter 11: 'Pole Night' at the 'Midnight'
The guys had just found an eligible bar/dance club and Bakura parked. The cheerleaders followed them to the front of the dark, small, brick building. Seto wasn't looking where he was going and slammed into something. He slowly looked up and saw.
The tallest black guy he ever saw (about 8' 9"). He was dressed in all black and had a pair of deep black sunglasses. He stared down at Seto who was backing away.
"ID please." The man bellowed holding out his hand, which was about the size of a bears paw.
"Uh.right here." Tristan said, all the guys handed him their card. The man stared at the cards, then at the guys, then back at the cards.
"Head on in dawgs. Bet you came here for the 'special' night, huh?" the man began to shove them in.
Finally, they had gotten in the bar/dance club. The guys walked in and sat at a table right in front of a catwalk. Everyone was talking loudly and then a few lights came on around the catwalk. Everyone became quiet and watched as a man walked up onto the catwalk.
"What's going on?" Yugi asked Joey who shrugged. When the man was directly in front of them, he raised his head.
".Malik?!?!" Seto said. Malik was wearing a pair of baggy tan pants and no shirt as he walked up onto the stage.
"Welcome to the 'Midnights' performance of.well, some of you know. *Yelling and cheering in crowd* its.."
Alas, they didn't know it was. "Pole night".
Lights lit up around the whole catwalk as women wearing very revealing clothing walked up and started to.well, you know.the poles. Yugi about passed out Joey and Tristan were staring in awe. Seto and Bakura had the same reaction, their eyes twitched.
After a while of.y-e-a-h.the women began to come out into the crowd of people. The guys were like a magnet and a bunch of different colored lights settled on them as the women came and sat in their laps sexually. The woman in Seto's lap began to lick the side of his neck. Both Joey and Tristan's women began to undo their shirts. Bakura's ran her fingers through his hair. Yugi's was about to kiss him when the lights flashed a couple times. The women walked away winking to all the guys. All of a sudden, Malik came over to the guys.
"Hey, I never thought I'd see you guys here! How'd you like it? The girls seemed to favor you more than anyone else." A waitress came over wearing what a Playboy® Bunnie would wear. She came over and snuggled into Malik.
"Kathryn, c'mon. After work, okay?" The waitress sighed and walked away. Malik shook his head. "She always does that.so, where are you guys headed?"
"The Flamingo." Joey said before anyone could stop him.
"Oh, good choice! You wouldn't believe who's the head of the showgirls there." Malik walked away.
"..Lets go." Bakura said. Yugi, Tristan, Joey, and Bakura all were getting up but then sat back down.
"All of us?" Seto asked.
"Yeah." they chorused. (Author's Note: If you are baka and don't get this, Men readers: A hot woman just sat in your lap and began to y-e-a-h.just guess. Women readers: A hot woman just sat in all the guys laps.and they got *cough, cough, choke*.y-e-a-h.)
Chapter 11: 'Pole Night' at the 'Midnight'
The guys had just found an eligible bar/dance club and Bakura parked. The cheerleaders followed them to the front of the dark, small, brick building. Seto wasn't looking where he was going and slammed into something. He slowly looked up and saw.
The tallest black guy he ever saw (about 8' 9"). He was dressed in all black and had a pair of deep black sunglasses. He stared down at Seto who was backing away.
"ID please." The man bellowed holding out his hand, which was about the size of a bears paw.
"Uh.right here." Tristan said, all the guys handed him their card. The man stared at the cards, then at the guys, then back at the cards.
"Head on in dawgs. Bet you came here for the 'special' night, huh?" the man began to shove them in.
Finally, they had gotten in the bar/dance club. The guys walked in and sat at a table right in front of a catwalk. Everyone was talking loudly and then a few lights came on around the catwalk. Everyone became quiet and watched as a man walked up onto the catwalk.
"What's going on?" Yugi asked Joey who shrugged. When the man was directly in front of them, he raised his head.
".Malik?!?!" Seto said. Malik was wearing a pair of baggy tan pants and no shirt as he walked up onto the stage.
"Welcome to the 'Midnights' performance of.well, some of you know. *Yelling and cheering in crowd* its.."
Alas, they didn't know it was. "Pole night".
Lights lit up around the whole catwalk as women wearing very revealing clothing walked up and started to.well, you know.the poles. Yugi about passed out Joey and Tristan were staring in awe. Seto and Bakura had the same reaction, their eyes twitched.
After a while of.y-e-a-h.the women began to come out into the crowd of people. The guys were like a magnet and a bunch of different colored lights settled on them as the women came and sat in their laps sexually. The woman in Seto's lap began to lick the side of his neck. Both Joey and Tristan's women began to undo their shirts. Bakura's ran her fingers through his hair. Yugi's was about to kiss him when the lights flashed a couple times. The women walked away winking to all the guys. All of a sudden, Malik came over to the guys.
"Hey, I never thought I'd see you guys here! How'd you like it? The girls seemed to favor you more than anyone else." A waitress came over wearing what a Playboy® Bunnie would wear. She came over and snuggled into Malik.
"Kathryn, c'mon. After work, okay?" The waitress sighed and walked away. Malik shook his head. "She always does that.so, where are you guys headed?"
"The Flamingo." Joey said before anyone could stop him.
"Oh, good choice! You wouldn't believe who's the head of the showgirls there." Malik walked away.
"..Lets go." Bakura said. Yugi, Tristan, Joey, and Bakura all were getting up but then sat back down.
"All of us?" Seto asked.
"Yeah." they chorused. (Author's Note: If you are baka and don't get this, Men readers: A hot woman just sat in your lap and began to y-e-a-h.just guess. Women readers: A hot woman just sat in all the guys laps.and they got *cough, cough, choke*.y-e-a-h.)