Noteshish: Balex is baaackk. :D
Disclaimer: When 3+7 equals 18 I will own snow white. =)
Chapter 3
Satan: No, Sweary! We -won't- be blamed if we burry her body…or eat it. You know, whichever comes first. D:
Jesus: Thou shalt not kill. The lord will smite thy who has done this evil deed. D:
Dopey: Jack Rabbitsss.. @_@
Boozy: *Hiccup* I say we err….we get some o' dem animals from the forest.. Or something. *Hiccup*
Smelly: D: SOMEONE GET IT OFF OUR FLOOR! GETITOFFGETITOFF! _
Slutty: I say you all buzz off while Satan and I go do.. *coughTHINGScough*
Jesus: =( HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU! *Throws holy water at Slutty and Satan* PREMERITAL SEX IS BAD FOR YOU! BAAD!
Satan: I'M MEEEELTING! I'M MEEEEEEEEELTING! *Hiss*
Slutty: No..you're not.. O_o;
Sweary: Fuck shit damny damn damn. We're all going to get fuckin' hanged or some shit like that. D: I DIDN'T FUCKING KILL HER DAMNIT! *Spasm*
Smelly: D: I hate you all.
Dopey: *Makes out with a milk carton*
Boozy: *Hiccup*
(There's a long period of awkward silence, when all of a sudden a large dragon comes out of the forest, foaming at the mouth, and rabidly barking at the seven oompa loompas)
Dragon: LMFAOSMFOMG I'M GOING TO EAT YOU LIKE I DID LITTLE RED RIDDING HOOD WHICH PROBABLY WASN'T A VERY GOOD IDEA BECAUSE SHE HAD RAABIEEES!! DD::@_@_@ _FD"d
Satan: Crap. D:
Jesus: O_O *Throws a bucket of holy water on the dragon*
Satan: *Smacks Jesus* THAT'S NOT GOING TO DEFEAT A DRAGON, MORON!
Jesus: WE'LL ATLEAST I'M TRYING! *Fwacks back*
(Satan and Jesus get into a big girly fight consisting of insults and lots of slapping.)
Slutty: Cat fight. D:
Dopey: GRILLED CHEEESE SAMMICH! WE NEED YOOOU!
Smelly: STOP MAKING FUN OF ME u_u!
(Suddenly a grilled cheese sandwich comes out of no where, and attacks the dragon, eating it hole)
Grilled Cheese: *Burp*
Boozy: *Hiccup*
Grilled Cheese: Now that I have saved you I will grant you all three wi-
(Smelly picked up Super Cheese and ate him!)
Smelly: @_@
Satan: YOU IDIOT! YOU ATE THE SANDWICH!
Jesus: God will smite thee. o
Sweary: Shit! You fucking moron you killed the damn cheese sandwhich! D:
Smelly: DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY DISABILITIES! *Sob*
Slutty: *Standing off to the side, staring into space.*
Space: *Stares into Slutty* …Ewww. MY BRAIN HAS BEEN SOILED! *Poofs*
Slutty: =)
Dopey: *Getting married to his milk carton* @_@
Satan: Am I the only sane one here?
Jesus: God is sane.
Satan: Will you shut UP?!
Jesus: God will smite you. =(
Satan: WHEN!? HMM!?! DO YOU WANT TO FINISH WHAT WE STARTED BEFORE!?
Jesus: Fighting is bad.
Satan: *Spasms and attacks Jesus. A fight begins.*
(Meanwhile..)
Evil Queen: That stupid dragon shouldn't have eaten that idiot Little Red Riding Hood. D: My plan was going to work so PERFECTLY.. *Whines*
Evil Mirror: STOP WHINING AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, IDIOT!
Evil Queen: D-Don't yell at me.. *Begins crying*
Evil Mirror: o I hate you..
Evil Queen: I know. =) Well..anyway..something MUST be done about this Snow Yellow. -I- must be the best in show! D:
Evil Mirror: *Eye roll* Dumb ass.
Evil Queen: *Cackles maniacally*
(Back to our really demented and perverted heros.. If they ARE heros at ALL.)
Satan: Got any 6's?
Jesus: Go fish.
Author of Doom (Balex): WTF!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? GET BACK TO THE SCRIPT OR ELSE I'LL COME AND GET YOU! O_O;
Satan: O_O; *Coughs and throws the cards into a conveniently placed lake*
Jesus: =( I was winning…
Author of Doom (Balex): Yeah well, that's too bad. D:
Jesus: u_u
Smelly: Let's put Snow Yellow into a glass coffin..thing..so she doesn't SMELL LIKE DEATH and stink up the house.
Satan: You've already done that..
Smelly: WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME?! ;_;
Satan: Because it's..um..fun?
Smelly: Oh..Okay. =D I'm not touching it though, you have to put it into the coffin.
Satan: =) With pleasure. *Dumps the body into a glass coffin and closes the lid* There we go.
Slutty: Now we just have to wait for the prince to co-
Satan: STOP TRYING TO GIVE AWAY THE STORY!!
Slutty: Well SOOORRY. *Glare*
Boozy: Duuhhhr… *Runs into the glass coffin repeatedly* @_@
Dopey: *Clings to Milk Carton*
Sweary: I haven't fucking talked in a fucking long time so hot damn, I think I'll fucking talk! Shit! =D
Satan: *Groan* Shut UP..ALL OF YOU!
Jesus: God doesn't like you..he told me so. _
Satan: Tell god I say "Screw. You."
Jesus: O_O!
Satan: *Cackle*
Author of Doom (Balex): Okey dokey. I'm done. =D *Passes the hot potato of story to Snowy*