Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Blue Seed.
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Shopping ~~~
"Momiji, there's no more food left in the house," Kusanagi as he closed the refrigerator.
"Maybe that's because you ate it all, you dimwit," she yelled from the living room.
"Me," he came back, repulsed by the idea, though it was true.
"Go to the store and get food if you're that hungry," she said, her words filed with annoyance.
"With what money? The money coming out of my ass?"
"Well that's a good place to start looking," she smirked as he walked his way to the television. "Move Kusanagi," she yelled at him as he was now in front of it, blocking her view.
"No," he smirked.
"Move now!"
"How about we both go to the store, and you pay,"
"How about, no," she said trying to look behind him. Kusanagi turned the T.V. off.
"No, is not an option here Princess," he said arrogantly.
"You-urr- fine let's go," she said feeling a little hungry her self.
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"Kusanagi, What are you doing?!" she asked as her patents was wearing thin. He was putting what ever he wanted in the cart.
"What does it look like I'm doing? I'm shopping." He smiled brightly, knowing he was pissing her off.
"Kusanagi don't get smart with me, or I'll use this," She said raising her arm.
"No I wouldn't want you to do that!" he said sarcastically with a smirk. Momiji rolled her eyes.
"Where are you getting the money to pay for all. this? she said looking at the cart. "Or are you going to pull it out of your ass?" now she smirked.
"You have money," he said bluntly.
"I haven't been to work in a week. The money I have is almost nonexistent!" she yelled at him.
"Alright, but can we get this," he asked holding up a huge tub a ice cream
"No."
"How about this,"
"No," her eye twitched.
"Than this," he was loving it.
"You are really pushing you luck!" she scolded.
"Hm, this looks good," he smiled knowing he was pissing her off to no end.
"Kusanagi-"
"All right, alright, but can I get this?" he smirked while taking a box off the shelf. He knew how angry she was going to get, but he had to do it. Momiji didn't say a word when she saw what he was holding. Her face was crimson from both embarrassment and anger.
"KUSANAGI!!"
"You never know if they might be needed," he remarked calmly, with a grin cutting his face in two.
"You - you are a PERVERT!" she yelled, the people passing by looking strangely.
"I guess that's a no," he said and put the box back on the shelf, barely able to suppress his laughter. Out of no were a fist came down heard on his head.
"Owe, the hurt," he complained, rubbing his head.
"You idiot, that was the intended point!" her continued to twitch. "Hurry up and get the few things of food that we need," she told him still in a rage. Kusanagi took the cart.
"How about this," he said when he came back, more than what was already in there.
"Kusanagi," she said unusually calmly and rubbing the side of her head. " WE DO NOT NEED ALL OF THIS!!" she yelled at him.
"Really," he said, pissing her off more.
"You love this don't you?" she asked.
"More than anything," he smiled.
"You are hopeless," she told him. "You stay here and do nothing, while I get the food."
"But what fun would that be?" he said with a big smile.
"Kusanagi," she warned.
"Fine," he looked at her. "I'll just wait until we get home to piss you off more," he smiled. Momiji jus ignored him. She finished getting the food, and paid for it."
"Now we can finaly leave," she let out a breath if relief. ~~~ ~~~~
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~~~~ ~~~~ Author's note: I know this was kind of stupid, but I like it and I think it's funny. So review and tell how you fell about this fic. ;} ~~~ ~~~Veggie~~~
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Shopping ~~~
"Momiji, there's no more food left in the house," Kusanagi as he closed the refrigerator.
"Maybe that's because you ate it all, you dimwit," she yelled from the living room.
"Me," he came back, repulsed by the idea, though it was true.
"Go to the store and get food if you're that hungry," she said, her words filed with annoyance.
"With what money? The money coming out of my ass?"
"Well that's a good place to start looking," she smirked as he walked his way to the television. "Move Kusanagi," she yelled at him as he was now in front of it, blocking her view.
"No," he smirked.
"Move now!"
"How about we both go to the store, and you pay,"
"How about, no," she said trying to look behind him. Kusanagi turned the T.V. off.
"No, is not an option here Princess," he said arrogantly.
"You-urr- fine let's go," she said feeling a little hungry her self.
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"Kusanagi, What are you doing?!" she asked as her patents was wearing thin. He was putting what ever he wanted in the cart.
"What does it look like I'm doing? I'm shopping." He smiled brightly, knowing he was pissing her off.
"Kusanagi don't get smart with me, or I'll use this," She said raising her arm.
"No I wouldn't want you to do that!" he said sarcastically with a smirk. Momiji rolled her eyes.
"Where are you getting the money to pay for all. this? she said looking at the cart. "Or are you going to pull it out of your ass?" now she smirked.
"You have money," he said bluntly.
"I haven't been to work in a week. The money I have is almost nonexistent!" she yelled at him.
"Alright, but can we get this," he asked holding up a huge tub a ice cream
"No."
"How about this,"
"No," her eye twitched.
"Than this," he was loving it.
"You are really pushing you luck!" she scolded.
"Hm, this looks good," he smiled knowing he was pissing her off to no end.
"Kusanagi-"
"All right, alright, but can I get this?" he smirked while taking a box off the shelf. He knew how angry she was going to get, but he had to do it. Momiji didn't say a word when she saw what he was holding. Her face was crimson from both embarrassment and anger.
"KUSANAGI!!"
"You never know if they might be needed," he remarked calmly, with a grin cutting his face in two.
"You - you are a PERVERT!" she yelled, the people passing by looking strangely.
"I guess that's a no," he said and put the box back on the shelf, barely able to suppress his laughter. Out of no were a fist came down heard on his head.
"Owe, the hurt," he complained, rubbing his head.
"You idiot, that was the intended point!" her continued to twitch. "Hurry up and get the few things of food that we need," she told him still in a rage. Kusanagi took the cart.
"How about this," he said when he came back, more than what was already in there.
"Kusanagi," she said unusually calmly and rubbing the side of her head. " WE DO NOT NEED ALL OF THIS!!" she yelled at him.
"Really," he said, pissing her off more.
"You love this don't you?" she asked.
"More than anything," he smiled.
"You are hopeless," she told him. "You stay here and do nothing, while I get the food."
"But what fun would that be?" he said with a big smile.
"Kusanagi," she warned.
"Fine," he looked at her. "I'll just wait until we get home to piss you off more," he smiled. Momiji jus ignored him. She finished getting the food, and paid for it."
"Now we can finaly leave," she let out a breath if relief. ~~~ ~~~~
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~~~~ ~~~~ Author's note: I know this was kind of stupid, but I like it and I think it's funny. So review and tell how you fell about this fic. ;} ~~~ ~~~Veggie~~~