Thy Holy Notes: Wow XD; I don't think either of us expected to get any reviews, and especially about us continuing this uberly weird story. o_o Arigatou, minna-sama~ ^^ We're very sorry for this short, erm.. chapter thing. For various reasons (including lack of motivation) we weren't able to finish it, and probably never will. T_T
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Naruto: The Gender Bent Fic!
Part 2 O_O;
Not long after the whole incident that morning, Naruto, being her easily distractible self, grew rather hungry and suggested that tehy eat at Ichiraku. Both hungry as well, Sasuke and Sakura followed the ever energetic fox child to her favorite restaurant.
Looking up from serving a customer, the owner of the restaurant smiled at Naruto as the gang walked up. "Hey, Naruto-chan! Back again, as always! And you brought friends this time."
Naruto grinned at the owner with a small nod. "I would never miss a meal here! And these guys are on my team. This is," she started, blushing as she motioned to Sakura. "Sakura-kun, and the femless girl is Sasuke."
Upon hearing the remark, Sasuke's eye began twitching. I knew I shouldn't have come.... dammit, why the hell did I come anyway?> she muttered within her mind as she sent Naruto an uberly vicious death glare. "Who are you calling femless, dobe?"
"Stop calling me that!!!" Naruto yelled, spinning back to send her own glare at Sasuke.
Sakura waved at the owner and frowned at Naruto's comment. "Sasu-chan isn't femless, she's just as female as you are so don't tease her! It's a wonder why no one teases you about your boyish-ness, Naruto-KUN." He stressed the 'kun'. "Demooo... I'm too hungry to yell at people... oi, Ouji-san!" He motioned for the one who greeted Naruto. "Could you seat us please? I'm getting pretty hungry..."
Naruto immediately shut up at being called 'kun' Sakura thought she was boyish??? The world froze over for Naruto. Her head slumped on her shoulders, as she felt despair well in her stomach.
Sasuke merely sneered at Naruto, letting out an amused 'hmph'.
The owner turned back around and bowed his head slightly in apology. "Sorry sonny. You three can have those seats on the end. That's where Naruto-chan usually sits." He turned back around to fix a bowl of ramen for the customer he had been attending to, and then returned his attention back on the group again. "Oh, and what you two like? I already know Naruto's order."
"A regular bowl," Sasuke replied in a smooth, if a bit too confidant voice before making her way to where the owner suggested them to sit.
"I'm boyish..... T_T" Naruto mumbled dejectedly to herself, just standing pitifully.