chapter 4
impossible battle part 2
Last time we saw Galbadia getting more forces well 2 hours after last chapter theres 50,000 Galbadian troops and 9,000 Balamb,Dollet and nomads from Deling city.
Edea:damn our forces are losing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Selphie:I learned a new magic attack soul Firaga Burst,I was not gonna use it because I ain't used it much,maybe once on a swarm of Bite bugs.
Edea:what happened?
Selphie:I killed them all but I was in the hospital for 3 weeks.
Edea:worth a try.
Galbadian leader:ahh what the fuck is that!!!!!!
Selphie:(chanting)SOUL FIRAGA BURST!!!!!!!
Squall:huh?what the hell!!!!!!!!ahhhhhhhhh
Selphie:o'no Squall I didn't wonna hit you.
Squall:No.......no i....ts not your fault..(yeah right)I got in the fucking way.(knocked out)
Selphie:Rinoa,Squall may be.....no hes can't be.
Rinoa:May be what!.
Selphie:May be dead.
Squall:NOWAY,im not dead,Im stronger then any of those basturds.
Rinoa:why are you shouting?
Sqaull:O im sorry I got into the moment.
Selphie:guard me my new attack was not charged up,Squall would be dead if it was.
Irvine:leave the guarding to me!
Selphie:why?o you like me.
Irvine:eh......ahhh,I..I........LOOK OUT!!!!!!!
Rinoa:take that you basturd.
They guard Selphie as she charges up for her attack,meanwhile Zell and Seifer are fighting near the Galbadian ships killing tons of Galbadians.Edea and Cid leave to tell Estar about this war.
Zell:Die basturds.die.
Seifer:you tell um......chicken wuss.
Zell:hey you basturd
Seifer:eheheeheheh.
Zell:Seifer we killed all of them over here we lost 2000 of our soldiers but killed 10,000 of theres.
Quistis:Zell,Seifer I have only 3000 with me,can you to come and help.
Zell:we only have 500 with us total.well we'll come.
Quistis:ok lets go....Zell look out!
Zell:huh?.......(sword slash sound).....you little basturd....die.
Seifer:lets go.
Zell:o.........ok.
Quistis:(Zells bleeding badly from his leg.)Zell here use this bandage.
Zell:ok.thanks.
Squall and Rinoa go with about 10,000 troops to help Quistis because there down to 100 soldiers.
And Selphie is ready for her attack.
Selphie:im ready....(chanting)Soul Firaga Burst.
1000 soldiers die instanly.Selphie gets injured and has to be put in the medic unit.
Squall:Were down to only 4000 Soldiers.Huh? they,they only have 1500 soldiers,there running away.
Rinoa:Good,glad thats over.
They fly off on there ship and theres only 6000 left.
Rinoa:nice job Sqaull,you do have leadership quallitys.
Squall:yeah,yeah.....(oh god)
Rinoa:you fought off 100,000 total Galbadians.
Squall:so!
Rinoa:we had only 30,000 total soldiers.
*news*
Newsman:the battle is over near the plains of Balamb and well over 128,000 total are dead in the bloodest day in 100 years,but its amazing but Balamb won the battle.We'll be back at 6:00 talking about our special subject called drugs:does it really make you hungry?
Squall:hey were did Seifer and Selphie go?
Rinoa:they went to Seifers room.
Squall:thats only next door.
Rinoa:hey whats that noise.
Squall:hmmmm I know that noise,remember when we had......
Rinoa:shhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!not in front of Zell.
Squall:hes asleep.
Rinoa:oh.
Squall:hey do you wonna,you know.
Rinoa:no my back hurts.
Squall:oh yeah turn me down.(DAMN,NO NOOKIE FOR ME!).
Rinoa:maybe next Friday though.
Squall:ok.(sigh)
The next day.
Rinoa:so,Selphie what were you and Seifer doing last night.
Selphie:uh......nothing!!!!nothing!!!.(shit)
Seifer:we were doing nothing.
Squall:sure,sure.....hahahhaahahaa.
Seifer:we didn"t do nothin.
Selphie:we might as well tell them.
Seifer:ok,we had S E X
Rinoa:thought so....
*hospital*
Nurse:so Selphie how are your arms doing.
Selphie:fine there fine.
Nurse:well,let me do some test.
Selphie:ok,I hate test.
Nurse:uh.....your pregnant.
Selphie:yeah yeah.......what!!!!!!!!!!that can't be....well it can be actually.
Nurse:whos the dad.
Selphie:Seifer.
Nurse:hahahahahahahahaahahah no really whos the father.
Selphie:it is really.
Nurse:ok tell Seifer I wish you the best.......hahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha!
Well you all probably are shocked,you thought Irvine would be with Selphie ,man wait til next chapter.
impossible battle part 2
Last time we saw Galbadia getting more forces well 2 hours after last chapter theres 50,000 Galbadian troops and 9,000 Balamb,Dollet and nomads from Deling city.
Edea:damn our forces are losing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Selphie:I learned a new magic attack soul Firaga Burst,I was not gonna use it because I ain't used it much,maybe once on a swarm of Bite bugs.
Edea:what happened?
Selphie:I killed them all but I was in the hospital for 3 weeks.
Edea:worth a try.
Galbadian leader:ahh what the fuck is that!!!!!!
Selphie:(chanting)SOUL FIRAGA BURST!!!!!!!
Squall:huh?what the hell!!!!!!!!ahhhhhhhhh
Selphie:o'no Squall I didn't wonna hit you.
Squall:No.......no i....ts not your fault..(yeah right)I got in the fucking way.(knocked out)
Selphie:Rinoa,Squall may be.....no hes can't be.
Rinoa:May be what!.
Selphie:May be dead.
Squall:NOWAY,im not dead,Im stronger then any of those basturds.
Rinoa:why are you shouting?
Sqaull:O im sorry I got into the moment.
Selphie:guard me my new attack was not charged up,Squall would be dead if it was.
Irvine:leave the guarding to me!
Selphie:why?o you like me.
Irvine:eh......ahhh,I..I........LOOK OUT!!!!!!!
Rinoa:take that you basturd.
They guard Selphie as she charges up for her attack,meanwhile Zell and Seifer are fighting near the Galbadian ships killing tons of Galbadians.Edea and Cid leave to tell Estar about this war.
Zell:Die basturds.die.
Seifer:you tell um......chicken wuss.
Zell:hey you basturd
Seifer:eheheeheheh.
Zell:Seifer we killed all of them over here we lost 2000 of our soldiers but killed 10,000 of theres.
Quistis:Zell,Seifer I have only 3000 with me,can you to come and help.
Zell:we only have 500 with us total.well we'll come.
Quistis:ok lets go....Zell look out!
Zell:huh?.......(sword slash sound).....you little basturd....die.
Seifer:lets go.
Zell:o.........ok.
Quistis:(Zells bleeding badly from his leg.)Zell here use this bandage.
Zell:ok.thanks.
Squall and Rinoa go with about 10,000 troops to help Quistis because there down to 100 soldiers.
And Selphie is ready for her attack.
Selphie:im ready....(chanting)Soul Firaga Burst.
1000 soldiers die instanly.Selphie gets injured and has to be put in the medic unit.
Squall:Were down to only 4000 Soldiers.Huh? they,they only have 1500 soldiers,there running away.
Rinoa:Good,glad thats over.
They fly off on there ship and theres only 6000 left.
Rinoa:nice job Sqaull,you do have leadership quallitys.
Squall:yeah,yeah.....(oh god)
Rinoa:you fought off 100,000 total Galbadians.
Squall:so!
Rinoa:we had only 30,000 total soldiers.
*news*
Newsman:the battle is over near the plains of Balamb and well over 128,000 total are dead in the bloodest day in 100 years,but its amazing but Balamb won the battle.We'll be back at 6:00 talking about our special subject called drugs:does it really make you hungry?
Squall:hey were did Seifer and Selphie go?
Rinoa:they went to Seifers room.
Squall:thats only next door.
Rinoa:hey whats that noise.
Squall:hmmmm I know that noise,remember when we had......
Rinoa:shhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!not in front of Zell.
Squall:hes asleep.
Rinoa:oh.
Squall:hey do you wonna,you know.
Rinoa:no my back hurts.
Squall:oh yeah turn me down.(DAMN,NO NOOKIE FOR ME!).
Rinoa:maybe next Friday though.
Squall:ok.(sigh)
The next day.
Rinoa:so,Selphie what were you and Seifer doing last night.
Selphie:uh......nothing!!!!nothing!!!.(shit)
Seifer:we were doing nothing.
Squall:sure,sure.....hahahhaahahaa.
Seifer:we didn"t do nothin.
Selphie:we might as well tell them.
Seifer:ok,we had S E X
Rinoa:thought so....
*hospital*
Nurse:so Selphie how are your arms doing.
Selphie:fine there fine.
Nurse:well,let me do some test.
Selphie:ok,I hate test.
Nurse:uh.....your pregnant.
Selphie:yeah yeah.......what!!!!!!!!!!that can't be....well it can be actually.
Nurse:whos the dad.
Selphie:Seifer.
Nurse:hahahahahahahahaahahah no really whos the father.
Selphie:it is really.
Nurse:ok tell Seifer I wish you the best.......hahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha!
Well you all probably are shocked,you thought Irvine would be with Selphie ,man wait til next chapter.