A/N (I just figured out what that means! ^-^) Gomen once again, I have no excuse, unless you count being in a BIG writer's block, with four stories to update… -______-;;;;;;; so, now you can read chappie four of my ficcie now, and if you have read my other stories, all have updates! (Even 'together', which I said was over.)
Chapter 3 (yeah, creative title there)
She took out a leaf, examining it more closely. She imagined that pink balloon form that Shippo sometimes took, and closed her eyes.
Smoke surrounded the onna-kitsune, and she was lifted into the air. She looked down, and almost fainted. She was a bright, neon green blob, with beady eyes and stubbly little arms, forget legs. She promptly fell to the ground, realizing a little too late that Shippo stayed in the air by holding his breath. She popped back, and stared at the ground.
Meanwhile, a certain green toad was watching her from a distance. Since she hadn't really perfected her sense of smell, he was safe from her catching him. He observed this new youkai, wondering who she was. She looked like the wench Inuyasha protected, but she was a dirty, filthy human. So, who was this? (heh, someone wanted a kag/sess…I'm working on it…)
Jaken turned around, preparing to head back to his master.
(All right everyone. Imagine these next few scenes; picture them in your head in anime cartoon form. This is hilarious if viewed that way.)
He stepped on a twig, and froze. Turning his head around slowly, he watched (with one foot raised in the air) as Kagome's ears perked. She walked over, cautiously.
Jaken, too stupid to even move, let alone run, just stood there shivering. (From his pov)
The bushes spread apart, and there she was, not even ten inches away. He looked her in the eye, and gulped.
"Well, what have we here?" she said, standing up straight. Jaken mumbled something incoherent for a reply. "What? Did you say something?" she asked, leaning a little closer.
"Oh, what is this, is it for hiking…?" she said slowly, snatching his Staff of Heads from him. "Oh, I know, let's play a game called golf. Just hold still." She said, walking behind him. She stamped a foot on his back, getting a satisfying 'oomph' in response. He still had one foot raised in the air, and fell over from the lack of balance, leaving his rear open as a perfect target.
Bringing the staff over her shoulder, she swung it down with all her strength.
(Sound of stick hitting Jaken square in the pants)
Thirty miles away, a passing bird did a double take, as a toad flew by it in the air. Seconds later, a staff followed, and both disappeared into the clouds.
"…. EeeeeeaaaaaHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jaken screamed.
Sesshomaru looked up, just in time to see his servant crash into the ground headfirst. He tumbled once, and came to a stop at his master's feet. Sesshomaru looked up again, and saw the staff coming. He watched, as it came closer, his head following it downwards, until it finally conked Jaken on the head, knocking him over sideways. (Slow anime fall)
Sesshomaru stared at Jaken, watching as he got up. As soon as the toad was on his feet, the tai-youkai booted him in the head, sending him sprawling. Turning, Sesshomaru muttered something about useless idiotic toads, and walked off.
End o' chappie 3! As I said, some peoples wanted this to be a kag/sess, so that is how I might write it. If you have comments or objections, send them in a REVIEW! I have to update my other 3 ficcies now, so see ya!
Riinuka, signing off. Ja ne!