Love Story 1: Yoh and Anna: Chapter 2
This chapter jumps to a preteen episode. Remember, this fic is purely AU.
I STILL don't own SK or RK. *sniffs*
Enjoy! Misao7
"So, Anna, do you, like, like Hatake or not?"
"I've told you time and again, I have a boyfriend."
"Yah? Well you don't seem like you've got one, the way you act!"
Eleven-year-old Sakare Fukai dogged along behind her role model, Kyoyama Anna. Fukai idolized Anna and did whatever she did, though she drew the line at becoming an itako and learning the Legendary Left. That just couldn't be done. However, Fukai had memorized the exact patterns an Anna's bandanna and had made one of her own. Anna's shoes and hairstyle were also meticulously copied.
Fukai was a true middle schooler, jabbering on about boys at lunch and in the halls, passing notes in class, and even talked with the incessant teen style. And of course, we all know that Anna sticks to her no-nonsense ways for ever and ever amen.
(Kenshin: Should religion really be part of this fic?)
(Sano: Yeah, it is a Shaman King fic.)
(Yahiko: Oh, for the last frickin' time! SHADDAP!!!)
(Misao: Misao7 put too much of her own character in Yahiko.)
"Anna! Anna-san!" Tamamura Tamao waved wildly at her friend from the other side of the hall. Anna, glad for an excuse to drop Fukai, briskly walked over to Tamao.
"I'll, like, see you in the hall before fourth period, Anna!" called
Fukai.
"Exchange students." Tamao said in disgust. "No respect at all." She led Anna into the courtyard where students at Funbari Middle, the school the shamangumi had switched to, got to spend free periods at.
(Sano: Shamangumi?)
(Misao: It means 'shaman's group', you illiterate dope.)
(Yahiko: FRICKIN' SHADDAP, SENSELESS BAKAS!)
(All: O-kay.)
"Anna-san!" Yoh waved to his fiancé, smiling his familiar smile. Anna walked over to her slav-ahem, friends and sat down.
"Is that Sakare girl still following you?" asked Horohoro with a frown. Horohoro didn't like Fukai very much.
Anna sighed. "Yes. She gets very annoying." She didn't mention that Fukai thought Anna had another boyfriend. That would tick Yoh off. Yoh actually really loved Anna like he was supposed to.
The group chattered in their little spot until the end of third period. At the bell, they reluctantly got up, knowing that Anna would have to deal with Fukai, which would piss her off, which in turn meant a Legendary Left- happy Anna to deal with.
(Kaoru: Violence isn't the answer, Anna!)
(Yahiko, Sano, Kenshin: *chortle*)
(Kaoru: A-hem!)
(Yahiko, Sano, Kenshin: Meep!)
"Well, Anna-san, I'll see you at home!" Yoh gave Anna an extra-large grin and waved good-bye. Anna turned with a "Hn." and Yoh, accustomed to her moods, left with Horohoro. As he left, Fukai came bounding up to Anna.
"That Asakura is, like, soooo hot, Anna!" Fukai squealed. Anna stopped. Her face turned to stone. She sloooowly turned to Fukai with loathing in her eyes. However, Fukai was too slow to register Anna's expression clearly. She waved a hand in front of Anna's face, pure curiosity evident on her own face.
"Wassup with you? Are you, like, constipated or something?" she asked.
Anna raised her left hand. Fukai, too slow in the ways of the world, waved a hand again, poor, foolish girl.
(Misao: Uh, Misao7, that's not very nice.)
(Misao7: Fukai hurt Aoshi-sama.)
(Misao: DIE FUKAI DIE! DIEEEE!)
(All: *sweatdrop*)
"Anna? Yo, Kyoyama!" Fukai called.
[SMACKKKKKKKKKKKKK]
(All: *cringe*)
Anna towered over a hurt Fukai, her rage elevating her height tenfold. Fukai wasn't so dull that she couldn't register pain. She was shocked at Anna's expression.
"Back off, Sakare. Yoh's mine." Anna narrowed her eyes. "And don't you ever forget that." She turned on her heel and left Fukai on the hall floor.
(Misao: Yes! Evil Fukai can't get in the way of Yoh's love!)
Fukai's tears came not with the slap, but with Anna's unfriendly address. She got up off the floor, and only when she was halfway down the hall did Anna's 'Yoh's mine' register in that smooth, shiny brain of hers.
'Yoh's hers?' Fukai frowned. 'But I thought she said-oh! Yoh's her boyfriend!' Her eyes widened, quickly turning into a glare. Her brain registered this message:
Yoh=hot
Fukai=single
Singlesees hotgoes for hot
Anna=obstacle
Singledestroy obstaclehas Yoh, who equals hot.
(Yahiko: What's 'hot' mean?)
(Misao: Aoshi-sama!)
(All: *snigger*)
"I will take Yoh from her, even if it costs me my pride!" the girl vowed.
"Oh no you won't." said a voice. Fukai turned to see Tamao leaning against the wall with Horohoro and Lyserg behind her.
"We won't let you." Tamao glared at Fukai.
"Tamamura? Diethel? Ainu kid in my science class?" Fukai asked.
"My name is Horohoro, twit." said Horohoro. His vein bulged out at the thought of being called 'Ainu kid in my science class'.
(Yahiko: I'd be pissed too.)
Tamao walked up to Fukai with the boys flanking her.
"Listen. I can handle Anna-san being Yoh-sama's fiancé, but I can't handle you, you despicable bit of filth!" Tamao yelled in Fukai's face.
"Anna? Yoh's-fiancé?" Fukai's eyes widened with confusion.
"They're-engaged?"
Lyserg nodded. "And you won't get in their way. Everyone knows that Yoh-san really cares about Anna-dono."
"Yeah, and Anna cares about Yoh-sama too, even if she doesn't show it!" Horohoro chimed in.
"You won't get in between them, Sakare." They said, eyes angry and threatening. "We won't let you."
Fukai's eyes brimmed over with tears. She ran down the hall, crying. The shamangumi would later learn that she returned to her old school in the US.
Behind the corner, Yoh and Anna smiled together.
"Thanks, guys." they whispered.
"Thanks."
~owari chap 2~
AN Didja like it? Pweeeese review!
Next installment will hopefully be up before the end of the week.
Misao7
This chapter jumps to a preteen episode. Remember, this fic is purely AU.
I STILL don't own SK or RK. *sniffs*
Enjoy! Misao7
"So, Anna, do you, like, like Hatake or not?"
"I've told you time and again, I have a boyfriend."
"Yah? Well you don't seem like you've got one, the way you act!"
Eleven-year-old Sakare Fukai dogged along behind her role model, Kyoyama Anna. Fukai idolized Anna and did whatever she did, though she drew the line at becoming an itako and learning the Legendary Left. That just couldn't be done. However, Fukai had memorized the exact patterns an Anna's bandanna and had made one of her own. Anna's shoes and hairstyle were also meticulously copied.
Fukai was a true middle schooler, jabbering on about boys at lunch and in the halls, passing notes in class, and even talked with the incessant teen style. And of course, we all know that Anna sticks to her no-nonsense ways for ever and ever amen.
(Kenshin: Should religion really be part of this fic?)
(Sano: Yeah, it is a Shaman King fic.)
(Yahiko: Oh, for the last frickin' time! SHADDAP!!!)
(Misao: Misao7 put too much of her own character in Yahiko.)
"Anna! Anna-san!" Tamamura Tamao waved wildly at her friend from the other side of the hall. Anna, glad for an excuse to drop Fukai, briskly walked over to Tamao.
"I'll, like, see you in the hall before fourth period, Anna!" called
Fukai.
"Exchange students." Tamao said in disgust. "No respect at all." She led Anna into the courtyard where students at Funbari Middle, the school the shamangumi had switched to, got to spend free periods at.
(Sano: Shamangumi?)
(Misao: It means 'shaman's group', you illiterate dope.)
(Yahiko: FRICKIN' SHADDAP, SENSELESS BAKAS!)
(All: O-kay.)
"Anna-san!" Yoh waved to his fiancé, smiling his familiar smile. Anna walked over to her slav-ahem, friends and sat down.
"Is that Sakare girl still following you?" asked Horohoro with a frown. Horohoro didn't like Fukai very much.
Anna sighed. "Yes. She gets very annoying." She didn't mention that Fukai thought Anna had another boyfriend. That would tick Yoh off. Yoh actually really loved Anna like he was supposed to.
The group chattered in their little spot until the end of third period. At the bell, they reluctantly got up, knowing that Anna would have to deal with Fukai, which would piss her off, which in turn meant a Legendary Left- happy Anna to deal with.
(Kaoru: Violence isn't the answer, Anna!)
(Yahiko, Sano, Kenshin: *chortle*)
(Kaoru: A-hem!)
(Yahiko, Sano, Kenshin: Meep!)
"Well, Anna-san, I'll see you at home!" Yoh gave Anna an extra-large grin and waved good-bye. Anna turned with a "Hn." and Yoh, accustomed to her moods, left with Horohoro. As he left, Fukai came bounding up to Anna.
"That Asakura is, like, soooo hot, Anna!" Fukai squealed. Anna stopped. Her face turned to stone. She sloooowly turned to Fukai with loathing in her eyes. However, Fukai was too slow to register Anna's expression clearly. She waved a hand in front of Anna's face, pure curiosity evident on her own face.
"Wassup with you? Are you, like, constipated or something?" she asked.
Anna raised her left hand. Fukai, too slow in the ways of the world, waved a hand again, poor, foolish girl.
(Misao: Uh, Misao7, that's not very nice.)
(Misao7: Fukai hurt Aoshi-sama.)
(Misao: DIE FUKAI DIE! DIEEEE!)
(All: *sweatdrop*)
"Anna? Yo, Kyoyama!" Fukai called.
[SMACKKKKKKKKKKKKK]
(All: *cringe*)
Anna towered over a hurt Fukai, her rage elevating her height tenfold. Fukai wasn't so dull that she couldn't register pain. She was shocked at Anna's expression.
"Back off, Sakare. Yoh's mine." Anna narrowed her eyes. "And don't you ever forget that." She turned on her heel and left Fukai on the hall floor.
(Misao: Yes! Evil Fukai can't get in the way of Yoh's love!)
Fukai's tears came not with the slap, but with Anna's unfriendly address. She got up off the floor, and only when she was halfway down the hall did Anna's 'Yoh's mine' register in that smooth, shiny brain of hers.
'Yoh's hers?' Fukai frowned. 'But I thought she said-oh! Yoh's her boyfriend!' Her eyes widened, quickly turning into a glare. Her brain registered this message:
Yoh=hot
Fukai=single
Singlesees hotgoes for hot
Anna=obstacle
Singledestroy obstaclehas Yoh, who equals hot.
(Yahiko: What's 'hot' mean?)
(Misao: Aoshi-sama!)
(All: *snigger*)
"I will take Yoh from her, even if it costs me my pride!" the girl vowed.
"Oh no you won't." said a voice. Fukai turned to see Tamao leaning against the wall with Horohoro and Lyserg behind her.
"We won't let you." Tamao glared at Fukai.
"Tamamura? Diethel? Ainu kid in my science class?" Fukai asked.
"My name is Horohoro, twit." said Horohoro. His vein bulged out at the thought of being called 'Ainu kid in my science class'.
(Yahiko: I'd be pissed too.)
Tamao walked up to Fukai with the boys flanking her.
"Listen. I can handle Anna-san being Yoh-sama's fiancé, but I can't handle you, you despicable bit of filth!" Tamao yelled in Fukai's face.
"Anna? Yoh's-fiancé?" Fukai's eyes widened with confusion.
"They're-engaged?"
Lyserg nodded. "And you won't get in their way. Everyone knows that Yoh-san really cares about Anna-dono."
"Yeah, and Anna cares about Yoh-sama too, even if she doesn't show it!" Horohoro chimed in.
"You won't get in between them, Sakare." They said, eyes angry and threatening. "We won't let you."
Fukai's eyes brimmed over with tears. She ran down the hall, crying. The shamangumi would later learn that she returned to her old school in the US.
Behind the corner, Yoh and Anna smiled together.
"Thanks, guys." they whispered.
"Thanks."
~owari chap 2~
AN Didja like it? Pweeeese review!
Next installment will hopefully be up before the end of the week.
Misao7