Chapter 10
Eternal sleep
Squall and Rinoa are having fun if you know what i mean,Zell gets an order from Estar,just read.
Rinoa:Call me bye my name.
Squall:Rinoa.
Rinoa:Squall.
Selphie:*ear against the door*(ooo this is good)
Zell:Psst.what are they doing.
Selphie:Sex.
Zell:Move let me here.
*door opens*
Zell and Selphie:ahhhh....heya Squall an.....d Rinoa.
*slap*
Zell&Selphie:Ouch!
Zell:Squall wait,i have bad news Estar said there going to join with Galbadia because they said we have no chance.
Squall:Those fucking assholes!!!!!!!!!!!
Rinoa:Thats it,were going to go town to town getting them to join.
Seifer:No need to,i have soldiers for us,robot soldiers.
Squall:How many.
Seifer:5,000,000
Squall:What!!!!!!!!!!thats great,now every one can you all let me and Rinoa finish.Rinoa,Rinoa.......
Rinoa:*zzzz*
Squall:Man shes asleep,damnit!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rinoa:What,what,what.
Squall:Rinoa can we finish??
Rinoa:We had sex for 3 hours,im tired.
Squall:Ok i guess we can sleep.
*News*
Newsman:breaking story,Galbadia and Estar made a new weapon,it causes massive sleep,we don't know what its for,thats all for now.
Zell:Squall we have to save Dollet!!!!!!!!
Squall:Again?ok lets get ready.
*ragnorok*
Zell:I love using this ship.
Squall:Me and you must go to dollet to wait for the others.
Zell:K
Squall:Were in dollet.
Zell:Hey president of dollet,whats the problem?
President:Oh theres no problem....im from the SFA,remember me! hahahah i told you i'd get revenge.
SFA boss:I told your pathetic friends that were near Timber out in the country side,but i have all 7,000,000 of my forces the,hahahahahahahah.
Zell:I'll call them.
SFA boss:That won't work!!!!!!!!!im using the radio tower to stop and radio clls from coming in or out!now your screwed!
Squall:Ahhhhhhhh*Slash*....
SFA:W....hat the...uh.
Zell:You killed him.
Squall:Zell shut down the radio tower,i'll get all of our forces.
Zell:OK
*balamb*
Squall:Xu
Xu:Yes?
Squall:How many forces we have do you know?
Xu:My computer says,Rinoa took 5,000,000 and we have produced 4,000,000 more since then.
Squall:Let me get them all.
Xu:OK but sir are you sure about that.
Squall:YES,bring every bit of weapons,missles,hell bring the whole ship!
Xu:Yes sir!!!!!
Every one goes to help,Rinoa,Selphie,Seifer,Irvine and Quistis.
Xu:Commander Squall,we have airships to attack them with,should i send my fighter planes?
Squall:Yes send all the tanks,planes and missles you got!!!!!!!!!!!
Xu:Ok.
*Timber plains*
Rinoa:What the hell,im getting a call.
Squall:Rinoa,were almost there,it is a trap!!!!!!
Rinoa:Troops,hold your ground.
Meanwhile in dollet Zell is killing small amounts of galbadian forces at the tower.
Zell:DIE!!!!!!im turning the commincations tower off!!!!!die!!!!!!
G-soldier:Ahhhh.
Zell:Yeah now im up here to the satelite.
G-force leader:HAhahahahahahah you killed them,so what,watch this,oh wait before i blast you let me tell you something.
Zell:What.....what is that???
G-force leader:Oh its that new weapon we have,oh and we also have one in Timber out on the plains,you will be asleep real soon,even if you kill me.
Zell:SO what if i fall asleep.
G-force leader:hahahahahah you won't wake up unless both machines are destroyed.
Zell:So Squall has all are troops over in Timber plains!
G-force leader:We have 7,000,000 over there plus 400 fighter jets and 3,000,000 stand-by-soldiers in case we need reinforcements.
Zell:Shit,well i don't care!!!!Die dolphin blow!!!!!!!!!!!
G-force-Leader:Ahhhuhhhhhhh,before i die,sleep*button*.
Zell:What the....uhh...*zzzzzz*.
Squall:Seifer i need you to go pick up Zell.
Seifer:Fuck,man im busy fighting these punk ass bitches!
Squall:DO it!!!!!!
Seifer:Fuck,ok,ok!
*machine gun fire*
*exsplosion*
Squall:Shit,Xu send in the fighter jets.
*jet missle fire*
*Exsplosion*
Squall:Die you basturd*slash*.
Rinoa:*Angelo rush!!!!!!*hahahah die!!!!!!!!
Squall:Rinoa your scared,just use limit breaks calmly.
Rinoa:IM injured!
Squall:Shit,where,heres a elixer.
Squall:Watch out Selphie,*Rough divide!!!!!*
(50 galbadian soldiers die instanly)
Selphie:Thanks Squall.
Squall:Huh im getting a call.
Seifer:Zell is asleep and he won't wake.......uhhhhh*zzzzzz*
Squall:Shit that weapon is the problem.
Rinoa:What weapon...
*exsplosion*
Rinoa:Ahhh theres to many of them Galbadians.
Squall:Xu how many fighters you have??
*machine gun fire*
Xu:WE have 240 out of the 400 we had.
*missle fire*
Xu:Ahh my ship is hit!!!!Every fighter plane fire at that sleep machine,my ship will take care of those planes.
Squall:Xu,Balambs been hit?
Xu:YES!!!
*missle fire*
*exsplosion*
Xu:Yes i blown up 7 including a main battle cruiser.
Squall:Xu set up machine gun barrings all around the ship.
Xu:OK i'll blow them to hell!troops inside balamb set up machine gun post outside the ship.
Rinoa:Its been 4 hours since we started,please im tired.
Squall:Selphie heal us.
Selphie:Ok,ok...*full-heal*
Squall:Ahhh,i feel great,limit break *lion heart*!!!!!!
(1000 galbadians die.)
Quistis:Squall i thought you can only use limit breaks if your low on health.
Squall:I learned a new abillity that lets me use them any time.
Rinoa:Ahhhhhh*zzzzzzz*
Squall:Rinoa,wake up,fuck,not her......aahhahahaahaa*anger**super lion heart*
(1,000,000 galbadian soldiers die)
Quistis:Tanks fire at the Sleep machine!!!!!!
*exsplosion*
Quistis:YEAH we did it,we destroyed it!!!!!!!!!,Squall get a hold of your self!!!!!!!!!!
Squall:..........i'll kill every son of a bitch that caused this!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hmm Rinoa,Seifer,zell they all fallen to the sleep machine,Squall has to hurry,because if they don't get revived they will die,he has till midnight,and thats 5 hours away from then.
Eternal sleep
Squall and Rinoa are having fun if you know what i mean,Zell gets an order from Estar,just read.
Rinoa:Call me bye my name.
Squall:Rinoa.
Rinoa:Squall.
Selphie:*ear against the door*(ooo this is good)
Zell:Psst.what are they doing.
Selphie:Sex.
Zell:Move let me here.
*door opens*
Zell and Selphie:ahhhh....heya Squall an.....d Rinoa.
*slap*
Zell&Selphie:Ouch!
Zell:Squall wait,i have bad news Estar said there going to join with Galbadia because they said we have no chance.
Squall:Those fucking assholes!!!!!!!!!!!
Rinoa:Thats it,were going to go town to town getting them to join.
Seifer:No need to,i have soldiers for us,robot soldiers.
Squall:How many.
Seifer:5,000,000
Squall:What!!!!!!!!!!thats great,now every one can you all let me and Rinoa finish.Rinoa,Rinoa.......
Rinoa:*zzzz*
Squall:Man shes asleep,damnit!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rinoa:What,what,what.
Squall:Rinoa can we finish??
Rinoa:We had sex for 3 hours,im tired.
Squall:Ok i guess we can sleep.
*News*
Newsman:breaking story,Galbadia and Estar made a new weapon,it causes massive sleep,we don't know what its for,thats all for now.
Zell:Squall we have to save Dollet!!!!!!!!
Squall:Again?ok lets get ready.
*ragnorok*
Zell:I love using this ship.
Squall:Me and you must go to dollet to wait for the others.
Zell:K
Squall:Were in dollet.
Zell:Hey president of dollet,whats the problem?
President:Oh theres no problem....im from the SFA,remember me! hahahah i told you i'd get revenge.
SFA boss:I told your pathetic friends that were near Timber out in the country side,but i have all 7,000,000 of my forces the,hahahahahahahah.
Zell:I'll call them.
SFA boss:That won't work!!!!!!!!!im using the radio tower to stop and radio clls from coming in or out!now your screwed!
Squall:Ahhhhhhhh*Slash*....
SFA:W....hat the...uh.
Zell:You killed him.
Squall:Zell shut down the radio tower,i'll get all of our forces.
Zell:OK
*balamb*
Squall:Xu
Xu:Yes?
Squall:How many forces we have do you know?
Xu:My computer says,Rinoa took 5,000,000 and we have produced 4,000,000 more since then.
Squall:Let me get them all.
Xu:OK but sir are you sure about that.
Squall:YES,bring every bit of weapons,missles,hell bring the whole ship!
Xu:Yes sir!!!!!
Every one goes to help,Rinoa,Selphie,Seifer,Irvine and Quistis.
Xu:Commander Squall,we have airships to attack them with,should i send my fighter planes?
Squall:Yes send all the tanks,planes and missles you got!!!!!!!!!!!
Xu:Ok.
*Timber plains*
Rinoa:What the hell,im getting a call.
Squall:Rinoa,were almost there,it is a trap!!!!!!
Rinoa:Troops,hold your ground.
Meanwhile in dollet Zell is killing small amounts of galbadian forces at the tower.
Zell:DIE!!!!!!im turning the commincations tower off!!!!!die!!!!!!
G-soldier:Ahhhh.
Zell:Yeah now im up here to the satelite.
G-force leader:HAhahahahahahah you killed them,so what,watch this,oh wait before i blast you let me tell you something.
Zell:What.....what is that???
G-force leader:Oh its that new weapon we have,oh and we also have one in Timber out on the plains,you will be asleep real soon,even if you kill me.
Zell:SO what if i fall asleep.
G-force leader:hahahahahah you won't wake up unless both machines are destroyed.
Zell:So Squall has all are troops over in Timber plains!
G-force leader:We have 7,000,000 over there plus 400 fighter jets and 3,000,000 stand-by-soldiers in case we need reinforcements.
Zell:Shit,well i don't care!!!!Die dolphin blow!!!!!!!!!!!
G-force-Leader:Ahhhuhhhhhhh,before i die,sleep*button*.
Zell:What the....uhh...*zzzzzz*.
Squall:Seifer i need you to go pick up Zell.
Seifer:Fuck,man im busy fighting these punk ass bitches!
Squall:DO it!!!!!!
Seifer:Fuck,ok,ok!
*machine gun fire*
*exsplosion*
Squall:Shit,Xu send in the fighter jets.
*jet missle fire*
*Exsplosion*
Squall:Die you basturd*slash*.
Rinoa:*Angelo rush!!!!!!*hahahah die!!!!!!!!
Squall:Rinoa your scared,just use limit breaks calmly.
Rinoa:IM injured!
Squall:Shit,where,heres a elixer.
Squall:Watch out Selphie,*Rough divide!!!!!*
(50 galbadian soldiers die instanly)
Selphie:Thanks Squall.
Squall:Huh im getting a call.
Seifer:Zell is asleep and he won't wake.......uhhhhh*zzzzzz*
Squall:Shit that weapon is the problem.
Rinoa:What weapon...
*exsplosion*
Rinoa:Ahhh theres to many of them Galbadians.
Squall:Xu how many fighters you have??
*machine gun fire*
Xu:WE have 240 out of the 400 we had.
*missle fire*
Xu:Ahh my ship is hit!!!!Every fighter plane fire at that sleep machine,my ship will take care of those planes.
Squall:Xu,Balambs been hit?
Xu:YES!!!
*missle fire*
*exsplosion*
Xu:Yes i blown up 7 including a main battle cruiser.
Squall:Xu set up machine gun barrings all around the ship.
Xu:OK i'll blow them to hell!troops inside balamb set up machine gun post outside the ship.
Rinoa:Its been 4 hours since we started,please im tired.
Squall:Selphie heal us.
Selphie:Ok,ok...*full-heal*
Squall:Ahhh,i feel great,limit break *lion heart*!!!!!!
(1000 galbadians die.)
Quistis:Squall i thought you can only use limit breaks if your low on health.
Squall:I learned a new abillity that lets me use them any time.
Rinoa:Ahhhhhh*zzzzzzz*
Squall:Rinoa,wake up,fuck,not her......aahhahahaahaa*anger**super lion heart*
(1,000,000 galbadian soldiers die)
Quistis:Tanks fire at the Sleep machine!!!!!!
*exsplosion*
Quistis:YEAH we did it,we destroyed it!!!!!!!!!,Squall get a hold of your self!!!!!!!!!!
Squall:..........i'll kill every son of a bitch that caused this!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hmm Rinoa,Seifer,zell they all fallen to the sleep machine,Squall has to hurry,because if they don't get revived they will die,he has till midnight,and thats 5 hours away from then.