Bomberman's Naked Soccer Game
Chapter 2
To: Level 5 Team
From: Ralph
Re: How do you like that jackass?
Well it would seem your little plan to jump me backfired. Someone squealed.
Have fun worrying about the traitor in your midst!
-Ralph
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To: Pommy
From: Bomberman
Re: Who the hell?
Who the hell stabbed us in the back?
When I get my hands on the bastard I'm gonna rip him a new one!
Although during the game would be a perfect time to do it. With him (her) being naked and all it would make job easier. Bomb right up the ass.
Man, we really need to think of a way out of this game!
-Bomberman
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To: Bomberman
From: Behemos
Re: Information Requested
I may have something that concerns the information of the traitor.
Meet me behind the dumpster at noon.
-Behemos
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To: Lilith
From: Rukifelth
Re: Betting Information
I require more information about the odds policies and such for this event.
If you could meet me somewhere… private… I would feel at ease to discuss the matter.
-Rukifelth
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To: Rukifelth
From: Lilith
Re: Re: Betting Information
Sweety, please piss off. =)
-Lilith
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To: Zoniha
From: Zeal
Re: Meeting
Did you notice Ashtarth staring at me at the Elemental Knights bidding meeting last night?
I think he was checking me out.
Oh, and Ray has agreed to help us put together the extortion portfolios for after the event.
We're gonna take these suckers for all their worth!
-Zeal
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To: Behemos
From: Bomberman
Re: Re: Information Requested
Upon the information you have given me… your payment shall be 5 bucks.
Sorry man, that's all I have right now.
Anyway, I really do thank you for the information you have given me.
Don't think this will go unnoticed!
-Bomberman
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To: All Employees
From: Bomberman
Re: Notice
I know who betrayed the Level 5 Team, and I am asking that person to step forward.
If this person does, his punishment will be far worse then it will if they do not.
Keep in mind, that I indeed do know who the culprit is.
-Bomberman
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To: Pommy
From: Bomberman
Re: Re: Notice
Do you think they bought it?
The information from Behemos was cryptic at best… only a few scarce clues to follow.
-Bomberman
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To: All Players In The Upcoming Game
From: Sora G. Silverwind
Re: Suggestions?
Given the fact jocks and cups cannot be used in this game as per the restrictions of "house rules," any male player who wishes to learn of a genitalia protection pill may contact me privately.
This Pill is great for so many reasons. After only 3 days of dosage your genitalia will already be cased in huge amounts of calluses not even a sledgehammer can break through.
Reversal techniques are still being researched.
For only one pill it is 12.99, the dosage is 4 pills a day for 1 week!
WHAT A BARGAIN!
-Sora G. Silverwind
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To: All Employees
From: Brad Danly
Re: Re: Suggestions?
When posting on the main forum, please do not post spam.
-Brad Danly
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To: Pommy
From: Regulus
Re: MYU!
I got your message hairball… and I just gotta say…
That's the sickest thing I ever heard in my life!!!
I'll be there on game day.
-Regulus
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To: Lilith
From: Ray/Max
Re: Analogue or Digital
The answer to your question is both.
I can produce both digital recordings and standard analogue pictures.
And the answer to your second question is… yes. I do have the staff working on the "Bomberman Nude" calendar as we speak.
We're gonna be so rich!
-Ray/Max
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To: Elemental Knights
From: Regulus
Re: Game Day
It has come to my attention that there is a certain event coming up that I was not invited to!
WHY DID YOU NOT INVITE ME!!!
-Regulus
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To: Bomberman
From: Backstabber
Re: Re: Notice
Do you honestly believe I was going to fall for that bluff?
You have no idea who alerted Ralph to your little scheme… and that suits me!
There's nothing you can do to stop this game and me from getting rich!
-Wouldn't You Love To Know
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To: Elemental Knight
From: Ashtarth
Re: Re: Game Day
Should we tell him the truth?
-Ashtarth
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To: Ralph
From: Rensuko S. Kaziato
Re: Suggestions?
Umm yeah… I have a suggestion!
Seeing as how Im on the Level 5 Team… I say… SCREW YOU!!!
Why should I have to run around naked kicking a ball because you took a stupid dare.
Out first plan may have failed buddy… but rest assured… you will not live to se the game played.
- Rensuko S. Kaziato
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To: Ashtarth
From: Bealfeal
Re: Re: Re: Game Day
Tell Regulus the truth about why we didn't invite him?
YEAH RIGHT!
And end up his dinner?
Just make up something!
-Bealfeal
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To: Pommy
From: Bomberman
Re: Re: Re: Notice
Damnit! He called my bluff.
I'm hot on the trail of clues that Behemos had left me… but I feel that I wont make it in time to find out who the backstabber is, so that he wont ruin our next plot to kill Ralph, and cancel the game.
- Bomberman
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To: Regulus
From: Zoniha
Re: Re: Re: Re: Game Day
We did invite you!
It just got lost in the space mail!
-Zoniha
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To: Bomberman
From: Pommy
Re: Re: Re: Re: Notice
MYU! Pommy's butt itches.
-Pommy