Bomberman's Naked Soccer Game
Chapter 3
This is just a note:
This story is a lot easier to read if you read the reply line. The messages are out of order, and reading which message each message is responding to makes this story much easier and far more fun to read.
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To: All female employees
From: LinkGirl (President of the Bomberman Fanclub)
Re: Bomberman Fanclub
Okay girls, the moment we have been waiting for is arriving shortly.
Just be patient! Oh, and Ray has said that all analogue pictures will be 40 dollars each. Don't forget your wallet.
-LinkGirl
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To: All employees
From: Ray
Re: Betting?
The wager on Pommy's package is still miserably low.
Come on… someone has to bet higher!
-Ray
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To: Ralph
From: Dark-And-Shadow1
Re: Game Day
So we have been waiting for the decision on when the official day will be. Haven't you decided yet?
-Dark-And-Shadow1
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To: Bomberman
From: You'll never know!
Re: I hate you
Do not try any more plans to cancel the game Bomberman. If you do I will go directly to Brad Danly with that "information" I have on you concerning last years Christmas party. You have been warned.
-You will never find out
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To: Dark-And-Shadow1
From: Ralph
Re: Re: Game Day
The official date has now officially been set as one week from today.
-Ralph
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To: LinkGirl (President of the Bomberman Fanclub)
From: SpacePirate Khan
Re: Re: Bomberman Fanclub
I would just like to thank you for mailing me about this little event. Bomberman has defeated me numerous times, and I cannot wait to see how pathetic he is compared to me in the nude. He may have won the battles… but I'll get the glory!
-SpacePirate Khan
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To: The Snitch
From: Bomberman
Re: Re: I hate you
First you rat out our plan to get Ralph and cancel the game… and now you're extorting me???
Who the hell are you? I WILL FIND OUT!!!
-Bomberman
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To: Pommy
From: Bomberman
Re: Got anything yet?
No Pommy, I have not found out anything from following the thin trail of Behemos' information.
Rest assured though… We will find him… or I'll just blow everyone up!
-Bomberman
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From: Zoniha
To: Ray/Max
Re: Gotcher pictures right here
Put me down for 90 copies of Bomberman picture, 12 Pommy pictures, 3 Rensuko pictures, 12 Cluex576, and 3 of all other players.
Man… Im gonna be so rich after I blackmail all these suckers!
-Zoniha
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From: Brain Bomber
To: Ralph
Re: Information about event
Why thank you Ralph for informing me of my enemies little "outing"
Hehehe
-Brain Bomber
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To: Crystal Bomber
From: Ralph
Re: What is all this I hear about nudity and soccer?
Yes indeed it is true.
You are welcome to attend. The match will be held in five days.
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To: Behemos
From: Bomberman
Re: HELP!
I need more information Behemos. The thin trail of clues you provided went nowhere
-Bomberman
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To: All level 5 employees
From: Cluex576
Re: Game Day Announced
Damnit.
Listen guys, we have to get out of playing this game no matter what!
I can't go out there naked… not that I have anything to hide… okay?
-Cluex576
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To: All employees
From: Brad Danly
Re: Game Day Announced
I will once again repeat that all gambling during this match is strictly forbidden with dire consequences.
That is all.
-Brad Danly
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To: Ray/Max
From: Lilith
Re: Re: Game Day Announced
Look man! We have more money on bets then this planets ENTIRE economy makes in three years!
Damn we are gonna walk out of this billionaires!
-Lilith
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To: Ralph
From: Crystal bomber
Re: Re: What is all this I hear about nudity and soccer?
Thanks a lot man.
I'll be there for sure!
-Crystal Bomber
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To: All Elemental Knights
From: Regulus
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Game Day
HELL NO!
I don't buy that shit about me having BO.
Now why did you really not invite me?
-Regulus
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To: Level five employees
From: Pommy
Re: Re: HELP!
MYU! Pommy encourages any who have information about back stabber to tell! Tell Pommy or Bomberman!
-Pommy
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To: Zeal
From: Molok
Re: Yeah… so what?
So…
Do you have a date to this event?
-Molok
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To: All employees
From: Sailor Taichichi Vegeta
Re: Can't wait for the event!
You and me both sister!
Oh, and to any of the "bookies," whats the odds on that new recruit for level fives package?
- Sailor Taichichi Vegeta
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Thus ends another chapter.
Come on guys, let me know what you think!