Bomberman's Naked Soccer Game
Chapter 4
This is just a note:
This story is a lot easier to read if you read the reply line. The messages are out of order, and reading which message each message is responding to makes this story much easier and far more fun to read.
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To: Molok
From: Zeal
Re: Re: Yeah… so what?
No Molok, I don't have a date for the event.
Let's keep it that way.
-Zeal
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To: SpacePirateKhan
From: Brain Bomber
Re: Team up?
I must say… teaming up seems like a tempting offer, but I have this hot new intern and she thinks I'm really evil, and it would make me look weak if I teamed up. After I get some poontang I will definitly contact you though.
-Brain Bomber
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To: Pommy
From: Bomberman
Re: What now?
I don't know what to do Pommy.
Behemos has no further clues, the snitch has got us by the balls, and I don't see any way this game is getting canceled. Our only hope of escape is bailing… but do you honestly think it's worth a flogging?
Looks like we're going to have to just bit the bullet here.
-Bomberman
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To: Brad Danly
From: Rukifelth
Re: Game Questions
Of course your enemies will be attending the game!
They are galactic citizens with every right and freedom you have… granted they are evil galactic citizens… but that is no ground for discrimination. Besides, as a fellow space pirate I take offense at that!
-Rukifelth
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To: Zoniha
From: Molok
Re: Uh-Huh
So, I heard your still single.
Got a date for the event?
-Molok
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To: Ashtarth
From: Zeal
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Game Day
Do you think we should tell Regulus the real reason we didn't invite him?
-Ashtarth
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To: All Level 5 Employees
From: Ray/Max
Re: Here it comes
To all employees who do not want to be extorted.
Please pay 6000 dollars in unmarked bills to me, at least 4 hours before game day, and your photos will "accidentally" be over exposed.
-Ray
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To: Ray/Max
From: Bomberman
Re: Re: Here it comes
DAMN YOU!!! You're helping them now? Fuck you Ray! You're dead to me now! DEAD TO ME!!!
-Bomberman
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To: Bomberman
From: Ray/Max
Re: Re: Re: Here it comes
Now, now... Talk like that will get your dossier out on the streets faster.
-Ray
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To: Molok
From: Zoniha
Re: Re: Uh-Huh
Hell no!
And who the hell brings a "date" to a naked soccer game?
Sick freak!
-Zoniha
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To: Pommy
From: Bomberman
Re: Re: What Now?
Can you believe this?
Even our own teammates are selling us out!
SCREW THIS! I'm taking the flogging
-Bomberman
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To: Mujo
From: Brain Bomber
Re: Invitation
That's right, you are also invited to the event.
Place your bets now.
Odds are 3 and 0 on Pommy!
-Brain Bomber
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To: Zeal
From: Ashtarth
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Game Day
You want to tell Regulus why we didn't invite him?
You be my guest… just let me know when you do so I can be off-planet at the time.
-Astarth
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To: Lilith
From: Molok
Re: Courting?
So I noticed that there really isn't anything going on between you an Rukifelth at the moment and was just wondering if you had a date to the event?
-Molok
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To: Bomberman
From: Wouldn't you like to know
Re: Drop Out
I heard you have opted to take the flogging instead of the game.
Be aware, that should you do this, I will dispense the information about your little "antic" at the Labor Day parade.
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To: All elemental knights
From: Regulus
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Game Day
Is anyone gonna tell me why I wasn't invited?
ANYONE?
People will start dying very soon otherwise…
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To: Molok
From: Lilith
Re: Re: Courting?
Molok, sweetie…
I suggest you hire a call-girl… cuz it sure as hell aint happenin with me!
-Lilith
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