Bomberman's Naked Soccer Game
Chapter 5
This is just a note:
This story is a lot easier to read if you read the reply line. The messages are out of order, and reading which message each message is responding to makes this story much easier and far more fun to read.
This chapter is a short one. I have been incredibly busy recently. I'm lucky if I can write for 5 minutes a day now. But my schedule will be a blank slate in a week or so. So I'll have plenty of time to make more stuff then.
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To: All elemental knights
From: Regulus
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Game Day
It has been a week now and noone has answered me truthfully.
While I type this I have Ashtarth between crosshairs on a sniper rifle.
If I do not get a response in two minutes… he will be shot.
-Regulus
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To: All Females
From: Molok
Re: Available
Just a reminder to all females.
I am available for the big event.
-Molok
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To: Pommy
From: Bomberman
Re: Re: Uh-Oh
To answer your question, the big day is only two days away!
Unless we figure something out really quick… I fear we are gonna have to bite the bullet and go out there.
That won't happen though, if all else fails I'll just blow this whole damn place up.
-Bomberman
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To: Ray/Max
From: Bomberman
Re: Re: Re: Re: Here It Comes
You will die for this Ray. How dare you do this to me!!!
Forget everyone else… but me? I will kill you.
-Bomberman
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To: Ray/Max
From: Lilith
Re: Bribes
What the hell Ray?
I thought we were in this together!!!
Now I hear you are going behind my back and doing your own extorting?
What the fuck???
-Lilith
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To: LinkGirl (president of the Bomberman Fan Club)
From: Ray/Max
Re: Business Deal
The deal is off.
If you wish to have the pictures you will not only pay me 20% of all profits you make from the extortion's and the sales of the calendar… but you will also pay me $20 a picture.
Either my way or the highway.
-Ray/Max
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To: All employees
From: Brad Danly
Re: Tragic News
At 9 PM last night Ashtarth suffered a bullet shot to the shoulder.
He is currently in the ICU.
We advise all employees to seek shelter while we try to find our gun toting lunatic.
Be safe.
-Brad Danly
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To: All elemental knights
From: Behemos
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Game Day
Shit man!
Regulus has disappeared and Ashtarth is in bad shape!
We have to do something!
-Behemos
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To: All elemental knights
From: Zoniha
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Game Day
Last night I think he was creeping around my room.
I could have sworn I saw his shadow running off! It looked like he had a knife in his hand.
-Zoniha
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To: Lilith
From: LinkGirl (President of the Bomberman Fan club)
Re: The shaft
I heard from one of the girls that Ray has given you the shaft as well.
This cannot be tolerated.
We need to take affirmative action!
Now!
The big day is tomorrow!
-LinkGirl
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To: All level 5 employees
From: Ralph
Re: Big Day Tomorrow!
Make sure you all get a good night's sleep tonight!
The event is tomorrow!
-Ralph
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To: Ralph
From: ALL LEVEL 5 EMPLOYEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Re: Big Day Tomorrow!
FUCK YOU!!!
- ALL LEVEL 5 EMPLOYEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Almost to the end of the story folks… Hope your enjoying it so far.