Bomberman's Naked Soccer Game
Chapter 6
This is just a note:
This story is a lot easier to read if you read the reply line. The messages are out of order, and reading which message each message is responding to makes this story much easier and far more fun to read.
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From: LinkGirl (President of the Bomberman Fan Club)
To Lilith
Re: Re: The Shaft
Yes I totally agree. We must stop Ray right away, but with only 28 hours until the big event… what are we going to do?
-Lilith
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To: All elemental knights
From: Baelfael
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Game Day
I found a bloodied knife jabbed into my pillow this morning! We have to stop Regulus before he kills us all!
- Baelfael
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To: Baelfael
From: Zheal
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Game Day
Yeah, we would if we could find him. He's just vanished. Although before I went to sleep I could have sworn I saw a laser pointer shining in through my window. I left him a message telling him the truth of why we did not invite him… but I think he doesn't believe it. I fear he has gone off the deep end for good this time.
-Zheal
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To: Ray/Max
From: Your worst nightmare
Re: Re: Business Deal
Hello Ray. I see that you have been trying to take all the money for yourself. Well I have far too much invested into this little game then you and your silly little pictures can imagine. However., my investment doubles should LinkGirl and Lilith obtain their funds as well.
You will still supply them the photos, otherwise, I'll just have to divulge that little secret you thought noone knew about. You know… you and that little sher-ah you had with the computer. I'm sure the higher ups at the Bomber Base would love to hear about that.
I outsmarted Bomberman… and I can easily do it to you as well.
- He who is now known as The Snitch
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To: All employees
From: Ralph
Re: This space intentionally left blank
Oh come on! Someone has to bet higher on Pommy's endowment! 2.3 inches max? Come on! He has to be 5 inches at least!
-Ralph
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To: Lilith, Linkgirl
From: Ray/Max
Re: Asshole
Upon further consideration I have decided to include both of you back in on our previous arrangement. Sorry for the inconvenience.
-Ray/Max
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To: All females
From: Molok
Re: No Way
I am still available for the big event.
-Molok
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To: Lilith
From: LinkGirl
Re: Re: Asshole
He just changed his mind? What was all that about?
- LinkGirl
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To: LinkGirl
From: Lilith
Re: Re: Re: Asshole
No fucking idea.
-Lilith
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To: All elemental knights
From: Regulus
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Game Day
Just remember you brought this upon yourselves infidels!
-Regulus
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To: All level 5 employees
From: Bomberman
Re: End of the line
Well fellow teammates it seems that there is no way out of this… if anyone has any good idea… now would be the time to speak up!
Time left until the game: 12 hours
-Bomberman
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To: SpacePirateKhan
From: Brain Bomber
Re: Bets
Heh… well I'm betting he's over 6 inches! Double or nothing!
-Brain Bomber
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To: All Employees
From: Brad Danly
Sub: More tragic news
Unfortunately another elemental knight was struck down last night.
Zoniha was found tied up and found unconscious. Apparently she was being tortured with a tazer. She as well as the previous victim, Ashtarth, remains in the ICU in the Bomber Base.
Fear not employees… we are doing all we can and rest assured… we will apprehend the perpetrator.
-Brad Danly
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To: Al employees
From: Ralph
Sub: GAME TIME!
Alright, the big event is in one hour! Hoo-Rah!
-Ralph
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One more chapter to go… well folks this journey is almost over… I'm almost touched! Fortunately such moments pass quickly! Will Molok get a date? Will Regulus become sane again? Who is the bastard who is ratting out everyone? How big will Pommy's wang be?
All these answers on the final chapter…