Bomberman's Naked Soccer Game
Chapter 7
Exert from Pommy's personal logs:
MYU! Pommy never liked soccer. Good thing Pommy did not have to play.
Pommy is happy for that. Bomberman was also happy. MYU! If Ralph is reading
Pommy's diary again, Pommy will pummel Ralph. Pommy must go eat now.
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Exert from Bomberman's personal logs:
What a fine day. Sometimes things truly are so bad that they could not possibly
get any worse. Just when I thought I would be showing all at that god damn
soccer game, I was saved at the last minute. In fact, we all were. It seems from
what I can gather of the insurmountable chaos, that someone armed with a sniper
rifle was taking out random members of the audience. I'm not sure who would do such
a heinous act, but I commend him on his felonious doings. Now that the danger of being
flogged is gone, next time I see Ralph I am going to kill him. I don't mean a nice and easy
bomb explosion… oh no… not at all. I will torture him for hours upon hours until he
wishes I would just kill him, but I wont. Man… I am starting to sound like Max. My only
regret is that I never found out who that snitch was.
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Exert from Ray's personal logs:
Well, it is a shame my monetary investment was never fulfilled. However, my losses
were nothing compared to Ralph's. Because the game was stopped before it started
by some insane vigilante in the stands, Ralph got to keep all the bookie money that
he had collected. As I'm sure can be well imagined, every criminal in the galaxy (not
to mention all the average Joe's that placed wagers) are going to be out looking for
him. Unfortunately now Lilith hates me, but that is the nature of the beast. Anyway,
I'm missing my favorite show, so I shall write in you late.
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Exert from Regulus' personal logs:
Serves those fools right. To deny me the privilege of the truth is more a crime than
murder. I deserve the truth… the sweet sweet truth. Oh how it haunts me. Why is it that
when you kill a man on the battlefield you're a hero, but if you strike out in justice it's
labeled murder. The truth… it is justice… justice I will never be able to afford now. The
cost has gone up to 1 million dollars. The bill collectors drinking lighter fluid. The truth.
The fools had it coming. At least I know my sniper rifle will never let me down.
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Exert from Brad Danly's personal logs:
The chaos. The horrible chaos. As the announcer started to introduce the players the
first shots were fired. The screams pierced the shrill whistle of the ammunition. Over one
hundred people were killed in the sampede, while only 2 people were shot. It was horrible.
We have currently arrested Brain Bomber and Space Pirate Khan for the murders. We have also
begun to investigate other well known Bomberman enemies on this horrible act. We shall not let
this villain go free. Unfortunately all the Elemental Knights (except for Regulus) had been murdered
a few hours before the game. Behemons' body was never found. Regulus is currently helping us
in the search for the killer. With him on the trail, we cannot fail.
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Exert from Ralph's personal logs:
I can hear the pounding on my door as I write this. They are coming for me. I cannot return their
money either. I knew purchasing that automatic make-up applier and pedicure might not be the
best idea. Why the fuck did I have to loose that receipt. My only chance is to jump out the window.
Here I go!
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Exert from Behemos' personal logs:
It was all so easy. It was so simple to play the sides against each other. So easy to launder the
money toward my own private accounts. It was flawless. That fool Ralph will take all the blame
while I get away scott free. It was unfortunate that all the other Elemental Knights had to take
the blame, but what's a few lives gone? Not much. Hehehehe. Now if you will excuse me… I have
a tropical planet to retire to.
The End