Inside a marine sub:
"Captain, there is an attack on headquarters, sir."
"Who is attacking private, Al-Queda?"
The private shakes his head.
"Iraq?"
The private is still shaking his head.
" Russia? Germany?"
"It's worse Captain, more dealy than Anthrax. It's the ........ TMNTFFW!!!! (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Fan Fiction Writers)
Everyone gasps, screams and then run around like chickens with their heads off.
Inside Channel SIX news station:
April O'Neil comes up to the desk and sits down in the chair with a couple woman next to her.
"April O'Neil for the 6 o'clock news. In today's news, the TMNTFFW or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Fan Fiction Writers have rallied today and started on a rampage soon after. They started a huge wave of outrage that went across America today after the Mirage company anounced that they will not produce another TMNT movie. And unless they produce another movie, this rampage will keep on growing. Next to me is three of the ralliers, DanceingFae, Nightmare, and TygeroftheWynd. Now tell me, why are you doing this rampaging rally?"
"Well, Miss O'Neil, we could not take any more of this. First they only make three good movies. Secondly they decided to make a fourth movie that blowed air and was really not that funny or entertaining at all compaired to the others. Thirdly, they discontinued the cartoon which every one loved very much and they replaced it with another version. And now that we hear that Mirage isn't making the movie that might not even come out, neither are they making the mini-series that is coming out. We are fed up with all of this, and now is the time to strike." DanceingFae explains while eating mashmallows.
The camera goes off stage and the people see that Nightmare is chasing Daydream's cats and Daydream is eating raspberry bodywash.
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Raspberrys. You want some mister cameraman?"
The camra starts to shake from the man behind it as Daydream starts heading towards him. The second cameraman goes to the desk and starts to film.
"Tell me Tyger, what is your roll in this rally?"
"Well, I told everyone that I knew that I read that Mirage was not making TMNT movies anymore and help get people for this rally to change their mind about the movie. I also composed things that make us true TMNT fans. And here it is."
All four fans gather together and start reading of what was on the paper.
DD- You have four sons that have the exact same personalities and only wear the same colors as the Ninja Turtles.
Night- You constantly pretend to be a TMNT everywhere you go.
Danceingfae- If you see a person that is wearing a red bandana without eyeholes, you accuse them of being a member of the foot and start attacking the person.
Tyger- If you see a construction worker wearing a metal helmet and has a face mask, and you mistake him for the Shredder and you start to attack him to avenge Splinter's master, and you cause serious damage, a lawsuit, and a restraining order.
DD- you have actually dreamed of the TMNT every week in which you were part of the action of fighting.
Nightmare- You have collected everything that has ever came out for the TMNT. You hope that when Eastman and Liard die, you can get their bodies for your collection.
Danceingfae- You are so obsessed with your favorite Ninja Turtle, that you refuse to work anywhere that does not have a person with the name of your faveorite Ninja Turtle.
*Danceingfae looks up to the camera and grins mishceviously.*
DD- When you get stoped by the police, you yell at the cop because he is not doing anything about the Foot Clan.
Tyger- You are the champion of your state for knowing everything that there is to know about the TMNT in the TMNT Trivia Bowl.
Nightmare- You save every picture on the internet that has to do or is related to the TMNT.
Danceingfae- You dressed up as a TMNT every year for Holloween since you were a baby.
Tyger- You know every line from every movie out on video and every cartoon.
DD- When someone starts to say quotes of famous people in history, you start saying quotes from the movies.
Nightmare- You know every movie that a TMNT had a cameo appearance.
Danceingfae- You see movies and tv shows that has a character that is strikingly similar to a TMNT.
"That is all miss O'Neil. Thank you for letting us come on your set to voice our opinions." Tyger spoke.
Everything that is written is in my companies rights to own, and if I had a company to own which would be world famous for it's name, TygerWynd Inc. I do not own the following names or companies: DayDream, Nightmare, Danceingfae, April O'Neil, Mirage, Channel SIX, and the foot.
"Captain, there is an attack on headquarters, sir."
"Who is attacking private, Al-Queda?"
The private shakes his head.
"Iraq?"
The private is still shaking his head.
" Russia? Germany?"
"It's worse Captain, more dealy than Anthrax. It's the ........ TMNTFFW!!!! (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Fan Fiction Writers)
Everyone gasps, screams and then run around like chickens with their heads off.
Inside Channel SIX news station:
April O'Neil comes up to the desk and sits down in the chair with a couple woman next to her.
"April O'Neil for the 6 o'clock news. In today's news, the TMNTFFW or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Fan Fiction Writers have rallied today and started on a rampage soon after. They started a huge wave of outrage that went across America today after the Mirage company anounced that they will not produce another TMNT movie. And unless they produce another movie, this rampage will keep on growing. Next to me is three of the ralliers, DanceingFae, Nightmare, and TygeroftheWynd. Now tell me, why are you doing this rampaging rally?"
"Well, Miss O'Neil, we could not take any more of this. First they only make three good movies. Secondly they decided to make a fourth movie that blowed air and was really not that funny or entertaining at all compaired to the others. Thirdly, they discontinued the cartoon which every one loved very much and they replaced it with another version. And now that we hear that Mirage isn't making the movie that might not even come out, neither are they making the mini-series that is coming out. We are fed up with all of this, and now is the time to strike." DanceingFae explains while eating mashmallows.
The camera goes off stage and the people see that Nightmare is chasing Daydream's cats and Daydream is eating raspberry bodywash.
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Raspberrys. You want some mister cameraman?"
The camra starts to shake from the man behind it as Daydream starts heading towards him. The second cameraman goes to the desk and starts to film.
"Tell me Tyger, what is your roll in this rally?"
"Well, I told everyone that I knew that I read that Mirage was not making TMNT movies anymore and help get people for this rally to change their mind about the movie. I also composed things that make us true TMNT fans. And here it is."
All four fans gather together and start reading of what was on the paper.
DD- You have four sons that have the exact same personalities and only wear the same colors as the Ninja Turtles.
Night- You constantly pretend to be a TMNT everywhere you go.
Danceingfae- If you see a person that is wearing a red bandana without eyeholes, you accuse them of being a member of the foot and start attacking the person.
Tyger- If you see a construction worker wearing a metal helmet and has a face mask, and you mistake him for the Shredder and you start to attack him to avenge Splinter's master, and you cause serious damage, a lawsuit, and a restraining order.
DD- you have actually dreamed of the TMNT every week in which you were part of the action of fighting.
Nightmare- You have collected everything that has ever came out for the TMNT. You hope that when Eastman and Liard die, you can get their bodies for your collection.
Danceingfae- You are so obsessed with your favorite Ninja Turtle, that you refuse to work anywhere that does not have a person with the name of your faveorite Ninja Turtle.
*Danceingfae looks up to the camera and grins mishceviously.*
DD- When you get stoped by the police, you yell at the cop because he is not doing anything about the Foot Clan.
Tyger- You are the champion of your state for knowing everything that there is to know about the TMNT in the TMNT Trivia Bowl.
Nightmare- You save every picture on the internet that has to do or is related to the TMNT.
Danceingfae- You dressed up as a TMNT every year for Holloween since you were a baby.
Tyger- You know every line from every movie out on video and every cartoon.
DD- When someone starts to say quotes of famous people in history, you start saying quotes from the movies.
Nightmare- You know every movie that a TMNT had a cameo appearance.
Danceingfae- You see movies and tv shows that has a character that is strikingly similar to a TMNT.
"That is all miss O'Neil. Thank you for letting us come on your set to voice our opinions." Tyger spoke.
Everything that is written is in my companies rights to own, and if I had a company to own which would be world famous for it's name, TygerWynd Inc. I do not own the following names or companies: DayDream, Nightmare, Danceingfae, April O'Neil, Mirage, Channel SIX, and the foot.