Freddy Vs. Ash
Ash Williams walked through the boiler room, heedless of the unnatural cold surrounding him. He had his boomstick at the ready, eager for some action. He would get it. Ash continued walking through the room, listening to a devilish shriek. The sound was as five razors scraping along the piping.
Ash said, "Draw!" as Freddy came raging toward him. Ash fired his boomstick, hoping beyond hope to halt the Nightmare King. Freddy said, "My, what a gun you've got there!" as he charged, heedless of the pain he might have been expected to feel. Ash suddenly felt a familiar weight. "The chainsaw's back and the sun is bright," cried Ash as he rammed the chainsaw into Freddy's chest.
Freddy collapsed, seemingly dead. Ash walked up to the stalker, eager to see what his corpse would do. For Ash, just because you've died doesn't mean you're dead.
Freddy suddenly tackled Ash with a blow the gridiron would have envied. He (Freddy) cried, "I am Eternal!"
Ash smashed the butt of his boomstick into Freddy's face, cracking Freddy's skull. Freddy cursed Ash and he grabbed the boomstick and broke it.
"Where's your gun now!" cried the Nightmare King.
"Come to Freddy!" he shouted as he flew up and then hurtled down to Ash. Ash just cracked Freddy in the face again with his glove and he sawed the Nightmare King in half with his chainsaw.
"There's a side splitter for you!" cried Ash as he pulled out another boomstick. Ash just laughed hoarsely as he poured lead into Freddy and cut off the Nightmare King's head with the chainsaw. Freddy suddenly felt a massive yawning pit open. Pinhead rose and he dragged the Nightmare stalker to the nether regions.
"Hail to the King baby!" cried Ash. He had won. The battle of Ash and Freddy was over.
Ash Williams walked through the boiler room, heedless of the unnatural cold surrounding him. He had his boomstick at the ready, eager for some action. He would get it. Ash continued walking through the room, listening to a devilish shriek. The sound was as five razors scraping along the piping.
Ash said, "Draw!" as Freddy came raging toward him. Ash fired his boomstick, hoping beyond hope to halt the Nightmare King. Freddy said, "My, what a gun you've got there!" as he charged, heedless of the pain he might have been expected to feel. Ash suddenly felt a familiar weight. "The chainsaw's back and the sun is bright," cried Ash as he rammed the chainsaw into Freddy's chest.
Freddy collapsed, seemingly dead. Ash walked up to the stalker, eager to see what his corpse would do. For Ash, just because you've died doesn't mean you're dead.
Freddy suddenly tackled Ash with a blow the gridiron would have envied. He (Freddy) cried, "I am Eternal!"
Ash smashed the butt of his boomstick into Freddy's face, cracking Freddy's skull. Freddy cursed Ash and he grabbed the boomstick and broke it.
"Where's your gun now!" cried the Nightmare King.
"Come to Freddy!" he shouted as he flew up and then hurtled down to Ash. Ash just cracked Freddy in the face again with his glove and he sawed the Nightmare King in half with his chainsaw.
"There's a side splitter for you!" cried Ash as he pulled out another boomstick. Ash just laughed hoarsely as he poured lead into Freddy and cut off the Nightmare King's head with the chainsaw. Freddy suddenly felt a massive yawning pit open. Pinhead rose and he dragged the Nightmare stalker to the nether regions.
"Hail to the King baby!" cried Ash. He had won. The battle of Ash and Freddy was over.