A Story Book Nightmare
Chapter Two
By: Eliv
Author's Note: Since this is a play, some characters will have more than one person to be. I will gladly let you know when this happens. Thanks for all of the reviews and HAVE FUN!!!
Special Thanks: I would like to thank everyone who reviewed.
Anna: Hmm… Where should I go now??
Voice: Go to the beanstalk! The beanstalk!
Anna: Huh?
Voice: The beanstalk! Go to the beanstalk!
Anna: I don't have a beanstalk.
Voice: O_O;; Uh… go to the weed! The weed!!
Anna: OH!!!! The WEED!!!! skips off to the weed
Narrator: So Anna skips off to the weed, which is actually the beanstalk.
Anna: What do I do now?
Voice: Climb the beans- I mean weed!!!
Anna: Climb this thing? That'll take all day!!!
Voice: Climb it!!!!
Anna: Okay… gosh… You don't have to be so selfish!
Narrator: So Anna climbed the beanstalk.
Anna: *sweating* Wow! What a workout! I'm tired!
Lyserg: Do you need to count sheep?
Anna: Sure!!!
Lyserg: One… Baa! Two… Baa! Three… Baa! Four… Baa! Five… Baa!
Anna: *head bobbing*
Narrator: And so Anna fell asleep on the beans- err… weed. Meanwhile, at King Ren's castle…
Ren: I wonder if my hunts-pirates killed her yet! Mirror! Show her to me!!
Bason: Your wish is my command… *shows Ren where Anna is*
Ren: Is she dead?
Bason: Uh… no your highness. See the sheep? She's sleeping.
Ren: Sleeping? Is she sleeping for eternity?
Bason: I don't think so.
Ren: GRR… show me the hunts-pirates!
Bason: Right away! *shows Ren where the hunts-pirates are*
Ren: They're not doing their job!!! I guess I'm going to have to resort to something else.
Narrator: So King Ren began thinking of something else to resort too while Anna slept. It's morning now!
Anna: *yawn* MORNING!!!
Chocolove: *running up and down the beanstalk* AAAAHHHHH! SAVE ME FROM THIS SAVAGE WOODCUTTER!
Mario: Woodcutter? Where-a?
Chocolove: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! THERE HE IS!!!!!
Mario: Really? Where? *sees Chocolove* All-a I-a see is-a Mushroom…
Anna: I'm hungry!
Voice: KEEP CLIMBING!!!!
Anna: But I'm hungry!!!!
Voice: TOO BAD! KEEP CLIMBING!!!
Anna: But I'm hungry!!!
Voice: CLIMB THE WEED!!!
Anna: I don't wanna!!
Voice: YOU HAVE TOO!
Anna: I DON'T WANNA!!
Voice: YOU HAVE TOO!!!
Anna: I DON'T - *smells the air* I smell food!!!
Voice: Yes! There's food at the top!
Anna: Okay! *climbs the "weed"*
Narrator: So Anna climbed to the top of the beanstalk. Where as the pirates…
Kana: Argh! I don no 'ere she is!
Matti: Argh! Me neither!
Narrator: Now back with Anna…
Anna: Ladeedadeeda! I'm climbing a weed!
Narrator: Anna climbed to the top of the beanstalk.
Anna: I'm at the top!! Now to find the food!!!
Food: We're over here!!!
Anna: HERE I COME!!!
Voice: Everything is going according to plan.
Narrator: As for King Ren…
Ren: *talking on phone* Uh-huh… yep… kill… girl… blah… MONEY… what? … NO! … NO WAY! … okay… FINE!… bye… huh? I SAID NO!… NO!… ABSOULUTLY NOT!… yah… okay… that's fine… bye.
Bason: Well master? Have you found a way?
Ren: Of course I've found a way! I'm King Ren! The second most beautiful person alive!
Bason: Umm… I think you mean third…
Ren: No! I will be second once that Anna girl is dead! I got it all worked out there! *points toward the bathroom*
Bason: The bathroom? You have it all worked out there? What do you plan to do? Flush her down the toilet?
Ren: NOOO!! I got it figured out while I was using the bathroom and reading a villain's best magazine called… A Villain's Best Magazine! Featuring: Top 10 ways to get rid of someone prettier than you. Fall fashions for the evil. Frog legs: Food or concoction? And much, much more!!!
Bason: ^_^;; I see…
Ren: Anna doesn't stand a chance. *cackles madly* I WILL WIN!!!!
Narrator: King Ren has his plot but does Anna have her food? No she doesn't, so let's go to her!
Anna: *stomach growling* I'm so hungry!!!! Must eat!!!! *sees a cloud* Mmm… cotton candy!!! *smells food* What is that delicious smell???
Voice: It's food!!!
Anna: Yum… food *starts running toward the source of the food* Huh? Wow! It's a castle! A really, really, big one!
Voice: A giant lives in there but don't worry! He's a very nice giant!
Anna: As long as I get food! *walks up to the door and knocks on it* Looks like no one's home! *opens the door and walks in* FOOD!!!!!
Voice: Help yourself to the food! The giant loves guests!
Anna: Well I won't let him down then! *climbs up onto the table and starts to eat the food* Yum!
Manta: Fee Fi Fo Fum! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Lyserg: Baa!!!
Anna: *drops food in mid chew* Oh… hi Mr. Giant…
Manta: Who is this person???
Voice: *whispers to Manta the giant… Manta? A GIANT? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH anywaz* Orders from King Ren…
Manta: Oh! Right!
Anna: *sees jell-o* WOW! A GIANT SIZED JIGGLY THINGIE! *climbs to the top* It feels squishy between my fingers and toes!!! SQUISH! SQUISH! SQUISHY!!!!
Manta: *stamps feet* I'M AN EVIL GIANT! I'M AN EVIL GIANT! I'M AN EVIL GIANT! I'M AN EVIL GIANT! I'M AN EVIL GIANT! I'M AN EVIL GIANT!
Narrator: The Giant's tantrum made the whole world shake. Anna, who was sitting on the Jelly Thingie, was catapulted into the sky.
Voice: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU IDIOT! YOU SCARED THE GIRL AWAY!
Giant: Oops…
Anna: *still flying through the sky* I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE! AND THERE'S THE WEED! AND THE MARKET! AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! A CLOUD!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! RABID BIRDS!!!!
Rabid Birds: *being rabid birds*
Cloud: Hey you! You just went right through me! Look at this hole! Do you know how much it costs to get this patched up?
Anna: SORRY MR. CLOUD! HERE! HAVE THIS! *throws something to the cloud*
Cloud: Huh? *catches object* WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH AN ERASER?
Anna: I donno! But I do know that SERVICE IS MY MIDDLE TOE! Bye now!
Narrator: So Anna left her hometown and arrived at a place she had never been before. But that story will continue…. So for you now I have:
To Be Continued!!!
Now! I have… people to thank! *light sheds down* LET THEM BE THANKED!!!
Thank you to: Darkness Vampire Videl, Joroui Soma, Shaman no Hime, and Kaya-chan!
Stay tuned! The next episode will take Anna to the mythical world of… well you'll see! Thank you and goodbye!
To Be Continued!!!