Chapter Four
By: ElivDisclaimer: Not owning is something that will always be and will always have to be. So now all I have to say is that I don't own Shaman King. Thank you. Lol.
Cast List: For this chapter, the cast is as follows:
Anna as Anna
SOF as Anna's Dog
Narrator as Narrator
Ren as King Ren
Bason as King Ren's servant
Hao as Hao the Donut Savior
Lyserg as the Munchkin and the Sheep who constantly has seizures and hyperventilates
Ryu as the Wicked Witch of the West
Horohoro as the slug servant of the Wicked Witch of the West
Jeanne as the leech servant of the Wicked Witch of the West
Yoh as the Prince
Mikihisa as the King I guess… since he is Yoh's dad… yah…
Hao: DID SOMEONE SAY DONUT??? *sees Lyserg* YOU ATE A DONUT!! I CAN TELL BY THE GUILTY LOOK ON YOUR FACE!!! COUGH IT UP! COUGH IT UP!!!
Lyserg: CANNIBAL!!!! Stop it!! Help me…. *loses consciousness*
Anna: Uh… I'll just go now…
Hao: *drops the unconscious Lyserg* Wait! I wanna go to the ball too!!!
Anna: How did you know about the ball?
Hao: It's only posted up on every tree in the forest! *points to all the signs*
Signs: COME ONE! COME ALL TO THE BIGGEST BALL OF THE MINUTE!!! Just at the end of the gray concrete road.
Anna: Oh!
SoF: Woof?
Hao: I must go to the ball to make sure no one eats donuts!!
Anna: Oh k… and that concerns me how?
Hao: *dark and evilly* YOU ATE A DONUT DIDN'T YOU! THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T WANT ME COMING WITH YOU TO SAVE THE DONUTS! YOU ATE THEM ALL! YOU PROBABLY HAVE MORE IN THAT BAG! GIMME!!!!! *running after Anna*
Anna: *backing away* NO REALLY I DIDN'T EAT ONE! I PROMISE!!!
Hao: *not listening*
Anna: FINE! YOU CAN COME WITH ME TO THE BALL!
Hao: Okay! ^_^
Anna: *sighs*
Narrator: So Anna and Hao the donut savior, went on their way to the ball. Where as King Ren…
Ren: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WHY WON'T SHE DIE!!!!????
Bason: Master… did you not like that doll? Why did you stick needles all over it?
Ren: *stamping around* SHE'S NOT DEAD YET!! WHY???!!!
Bason: *picks up doll* It was such a cute doll too! It kind of looks like that Anna girl though. *playing with doll* Oh my God Becky!!! Did you see what she was wearing?! That was soo yesterday!!!
Ren: Bason? What are you doing with the voodoo doll?
Bason: Is that the name of the character that this doll portrays? Voodoo… nice name! *Continues playing with doll*
Ren: GIMME THAT DOLL!! *takes the doll from Bason* DIE ANNA DIE!!!!! *stabbing it with needles*
Narrator: Back with Anna…
Anna: *twitching* WHAT THE FREAK IS POKING ME??
Hao: *isn't listening*
Anna: PERVERT!!!! STOP POKING ME!!!
Hao: I'm not poking you!
Anna: *slaps Hao*
Hao: *about to cry* I didn't poke you…
Anna: Whatever…
Narrator: And so King Ren's plan failed in it's own way…Anna: Well, if we wanna make it by midnight, then we'll have to hurry.
Lyserg: You're going to the ball?
Hao: Yep! We're part of the Save the Donut Brigade. SDB for short.
Anna: I am not part of no Donut Brigade.
Lyserg: I see… *hyperventilates* help-can't-breath *eyes roll back into socket*
Hao: I think he's dead…
Anna: I guess so…
Hao: Can I eat him?
Lyserg: *suddenly pops up* NO YOU CAN'T EAT ME!!!!
Anna: Who are you?
Lyserg: I'm the sheep that constantly has seizers and hyperventilates!
Anna: *raises eyebrow* I see…
Hao: Wow!!!
Lyserg: Yep… *suddenly falls on the ground, twitching violently, and slobbering all over the ground*
Narrator: So now the sheep who constantly has seizers and hyperventilates has joined Anna and Hao… now while this was happening….
Ryu: THERE SHE IS!!! THAT WAS THE ONE THAT THE SICKENING GOOD FAIRY OF THE EAST HAS TRUSTED THE BOOTS AND LIPSTICK OVER TOO! BUT THE EFFORTS WERE IN VAIN!!! I WILL CONQUER THE FASHION INDUSTRY IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!!!
Horohoro: Yes o wise and ugly Wicked Witch of the West.
Jeanne: Yes o revolting one.
Ryu: Good! That's what I like to hear!
Horohoro: That nice, perfect little girl! She's nothing like you who's so ugly that mirrors break with the thought of you looking into them. Who makes all the other women spray more and more perfume on them to hide your reeking stench. Who makes all the heads turn away from you…
Ryu: Yes I get it now!
Jeanne: Would your highness like us to get the boots and the lipstick?
Ryu: *smiles evilly* YES YES!! Go get them now!
Narrator: and while that was happening….
Yoh: Why do I have to have this stupid ball dad?
Mikihisa: So you can find the perfect bride to wed.
Yoh: And how will having a ball help me find the perfect bride?
Mikihisa: So that you can look upon all the beautiful women dancing.
Yoh: Um… I'm not vertically challenged like you…
Mikihisa: ^_^;;;;
To Be Coninued!!!