A Story Book Nightmare
Chapter Five
By: Eliv
Cast List:
Anna as Anna
Hao as Hao the Donut Savior
Lyserg as the Sheep who constantly has seizures and hyperventilates
Horo Horo as Captain Slug
Jeanne as Captain Leech
Ren as King Ren (Becky ^_^)
Bason as King Ren's advisor (Voodoo ^_^)
Yoh as Prince Yoh
Mikihisa as King Mikihisa
Anna: Hurry up!!! You're walking too slowly!!! I wanna get to the ball before it's over!!!
Lyserg/Hao: *sweating* We're not worthy…Anna: Hurry up!!!
Lyserg: *to Hao* How can you stand her torture?
Hao: I can't…
Narrator: Meanwhile…Horo: *hiding in a tree* Here they come. Is the trap ready?
Jeanne: Yes it is.
Narrator: At King Ren's…Bason: Oh Becky! I love your new clothes!!
Ren: Thank you Voodoo! It's the latest fashion!
Bason: That's why you're so popular! We should so go shopping together.
Ren: Thank you. I'm flattered. Of course we can go shopping together! After I kill –
Bason: Please Becky! No violence!
Ren: But –
Bason: No buts.
Ren: Okay. Thanks Voodoo.
Narrator: ^_^;;; Hehe… how about we go to the ball…Yoh: *sleeping on his throne* Z_Z
Mikihisa: *bobs Yoh on the head* WAKE UP! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING AT ALL THESE GORGIOUS WOMEN!!! NOW LOOK AT THEM!!!
Yoh: *sleepily* I'm tired. Can't I look at them after I go to sleep?
Mikihisa: *hisses* NEVER!!
Narrator: Away to Anna we go!!Anna: I will do it! Don't make me!!!
Hao: NOOOOOOOOO!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!!
Lyserg: What's the big deal?
Anna: *holding a donut over a bucket of water* I'll drop it in! Don't believe me?
Hao: *becoming rabid* If you do it then…
Lyserg: I still don't see what the deal is all about.
Hao: GIMME THE DONUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dives at Anna*
Anna: *moves out of the way*
Hao: *flies into the bucket*
Anna: Now, will you cooperate? Or will I have to dunk the donut?
Hao: *still rabid* I am MIGHTY hear me roar! ROAR!!!
Anna: *puts the donut to her ear* Hmm… the donuts says that it wants to go swimming. *acting like the donut is walking along the rim of the bucket* Where is the best place for it to dive??
Hao: I'll be good…
Lyserg: Okay… Now, are we going? Cuz the ball has already started.
Anna: Yep! Now, *points to Hao and Lyserg* MARCH!!!!!
Lyserg: Nu-uh
Anna: *holding donut over bucket of water*
Hao: DO IT! WALK! GO GO GO!!!!
Lyserg: I won't do it! Not for some STUPID donut.
Anna: *backing up* Uh-oh…
Hao: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL MY DONUT!! HUH HUH?! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? WILL NOT FORGIVE WILL NOT FORGIVE WILL NOT FORGIVE WILL NOT FORGIVE WILL NOT FORGIVE WILL NOT FORGIVE!!! COME ON! YOU THINK YOU'RE SO GREAT? SAY IT AGAIN SAY IT AGAIN SAY IT AGAIN SAY IT AGAIN SAY IT AGAIN SAY IT AGAIN!!! *Leaps at Lyserg and strangles him*
Lyserg: Can't breath… *gets out of Hao's grasp, ties himself to a chair, and fidgets uncontrollably* WHERE'S THE CAMERA? YOU'RE NOT FILMING THIS ARE YOU? STOP IT! I'M INNOCENT!!! STOP FILMING ME!!! GET THE CAMERA OUT OF MY FACE!!! OUT OF MY FACE!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Anna: *hits her head* Oh boy…
*in the tree overhead*
Horo: What's with the cute, cuddly sheep? Blech!
Jeanne: Absolutely beautiful!!
Horo: Oh well, they're almost in position. Are you ready?
Jeanne: Yes.
Horo: Good.
Lyserg: Where's… the… camera… *becomes unconscious*
Hao: Is he dead?
Anna: I don't know…
Hao: Can I eat him?
Lyserg: NOOOO!! YOU CANNOT EAT ME!!!
Hao: *snaps fingers* Darn…
Horo: NOW!!
Jeanne: *pulls cord and out pops the Carebears*
Carebears: Can we have a hug??
Anna/Lyserg/Hao: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *runs down the Gray Concrete Road as fast as they can*
Carebears: Caring is sharing it can be – FUN!!
Anna/Lyserg/Hao: CARING? SHARING? FUN??? SAVE USSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Carebears: *skipping down the Gray Concrete Road… happily…* Let's sing a song!!
Anna: Doggie! Save us!!!
SoF: GRR!!! *blows fire* *Carebears die*
Carebears: X_X
Lyserg/Hao: Yay! Doggie!!!
Jeanne: The Carebears failed.
Horo: Well, at least now we don't have to give them their pay checks.
Jeanne: True. But now we have to go and face them.
Horo: Well, let's go.
Hao: Wow. Did you see their fangs?? I seriously thought that they were gonna throw me in a stew, chop up some carrots and eat me!
Jeanne: Stop were you are you perfect, cute, smart people!
Horo: Yes, stop were you are!!
Hao: Yes, I know that I'm perfect, cute, and smart! *comes up with a different pose for each word*
Jeanne: *looks at Hao* I don't have to argue with you.
Anna: Why aren't you KIND people!
Horo: What did you just say?
Anna: I said that you were kind people.
Horo/Jeanne: *covers their ears* AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Anna: What's the matter?
Lyserg: Aren't they such NICE people?
Horo/Jeanne: *hissing while backing away slowly*
Hao: You said I was perfect, cute and smart. I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!
Horo/Jeanne: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE MELTING! MELTING!! *turns into a puddle of mush* Melt… ing…
Anna: They disappeared! They're nice and good at magic tricks!
Hao: My idols! If only I had an autograph…
Lyserg: Oh well. We should be getting to the ball.
Anna: Yah. Let's go.
Hao: GOODBYE KING PEOPLE!!!!!
To Be Continued
Anna, Lyserg, and Hao go to the ball in the next chapter!! YAY!!! ^_^