Chapter Six
By: Eliv
Cast List:
Anna as Anna
Hao as Hao the Donut Savior
Lyserg as The Hyperventilating, Seizure prone, Sheep
Yoh as Prince Yoh
Ren as King Ren (Becky ^_^)
Bason as King Ren's advisor (Voodoo ^_^)
SoF as Anna's dog
Pilica as One of the Jealous People
Tamao as Another One of the Jealous People.
Opacho as the Fairy God Mother
Mikihisa as King Mikihisa
Hao: *singing to the Wizard of Oz theme* We're off to save the donuts! The wonderful donuts of… the ball! Because, because, because, because because!!! Because they're on so innocent! We're off to save the donuts! The wonderful donuts of the BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
Lyserg: *spinning around on the floor* Why am I not moving? I can't move!! I'm paralyzed!!!
Anna: *covering her ears* How much more of this can I take??
SoF: Woof… @_@…
Anna: Can you please sing a different song if you have to sing so badly.
Hao: Uhh… okay!! ^_^ I made it through the wilderness! You know I made it thhhhhhhhhrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooo-uuuuuuuuuggghhhhhhhh!!!! Didn't know how lost I was until I found yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!
Anna: STOP SINGING!!!!!!!!
Hao: But you said…
Anna: FORGET WHAT I SAID! STOP SINGING!!
Hao: *slyly* Forget everything?
Anna: YAH!!
Hao: Okay! You can be vice-president of the Save the Donuts Brigade!
Anna: I'M NOT SAVING DONUTS!!!!
Hao: But you said forget everything so I forgot you said that you weren't part of SDB!
Anna: Hao… *vain on head pulsing*
Hao: ^_^;;; I'm sorry… I'll shut up now!!…
Lyserg: *still spinning* I'm still not going anywhere. Hey, didn't I pass that blade of grass already? Wow… you're one yummy looking blade of grass. Hey, how would you like to take a tour of my belly? Huh? You can have FREE tickets. Sounds nice? *continues muttering pick-up lines to the blade of grass*
Anna: Doggie, I want you to go and see how far away the castle is from here.
SoF: Woofie!! *runs down the Gray Concrete Road*
Hao: *calls after Doggie* DON'T YOU DARE EAT ANY DONUTS WHILE YOU'RE THERE!!!
SoF: *pees on a rock*
Hao: Hey! That was uncalled for!!
Narrator: While that was happening…
Pilica: *whispering to Tamao* Look! There he is! Prince Yoh.
Tamao: Wouldn't it be great to be married to him?
Pilica: I could buy anything I want!
Tamao: Not to mention he's very handsome.
Yoh: *sitting on his throne* Z_Z
Pilica: We need to look beautiful so he'll pick one of us as his bride.
Tamao: And then the one that gets married to him will take the other on a shopping spree.
Pilica: It's defiantly going to be one of us! I mean, look at everyone else! They're so… blah.
Tamao: Yah. Seriously.
Narrator: Let's go to King Ren!
Ren: WHAT SHOULD I DO!???!!
Bason: Stay calm! We can work this out!
Ren: Hurry up!
Bason: I'm trying!!
Ren: This is a very important situation!!
Bason: I GOT IT!!!! Walk to the side of the puddle!
Ren: *walks to the side of the puddle on the floor* Ahh. You saved my glamorous shoes! Thank you!
Bason: No problem!!
Narrator: To the wicked witch of the west!!
Ryu: AARRRGGHH!! My slug and leech servants were defeated!!! That smart Anna girl! I must get the boot and lipstick or else I wont be able to take over the fashion industry!! *slams head on the table a couple of times*
Narrator: So, that is all, back to you Anna!
Anna: Has Doggie come back yet?
Hao: *crouched next to Lyserg poking him with a stick*
Lyserg: *clutching the blade of grass and talking to it* Yes, yes, grassy.
SoF: Woof!!
Anna: DOGGIE!
SoF: Woof, bark, bark, woofie!
Anna: The castle is just on the other side of the tree?
SoF: *nods*
Hao: *still poking Lyserg*
Lyserg: *still talking to the blade of grass*
Opacho: You're going to the ball too?
Anna: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Opacho: Maybe you've seen my twin!
Anna: *raises eyebrow* Twin?
Opacho: Yes. My twin has told me that you're the guardian of the boot and lipstick and since you have helped us by doing so, I will help you become the most beautiful person at the ball.
Anna: Can you magically transport me to the ball too?
Opacho: Sure.
Anna: Okay. Work your magic.
Hao: Magic?
Lyserg: Magic? Can you make Grassy come to life?? I want her to be a beautiful woman.
Hao: But you're a sheep.
Lyserg: Make that a beautiful sheep then. ^_^;;;
Opacho: Okay then… *twirls wand and makes everyone's wish come true*
Lyserg: GRASSY!!!
Grassy: It's you!!!
Anna: *opens her eyes* *looks down at her clothes* Wow… I'm really… I'm really… pretty…
Hao: Hey! My wish didn't come true!!!
Opacho: Save the donuts?? Yah right! I like to eat a donut every now and then.
Hao: Did you say… eat a donut every now and then??
Opacho: Sure! Why not?
Hao: DIE!!!!! COUGH IT UP COUGH IT UP COUGH IT UP!!!
Opacho: *gag gag*
Anna: *slaps Hao* Stop it! The fairy is taking us to the ball!
Hao: Ball? *thinking* Ball = Donuts. Donuts = People. People = Eating Donuts. *not thinking any more* TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!!!
Lyserg: Grassy and I want to go to the ball too.
Opacho: OKAY! LET'S GO!!!
*Opacho magically transported them to the castle*
Anna: *still admiring her ball gown*
Lyserg: Come on Grassy! Let's go inside and dance!!
Grassy: I love dancing!!
Hao: Must… save… donuts!!! *runs inside and strangles all the people surrounding the donut table*
Opacho: *turns to Anna* Go inside. Have fun.
Anna: Thank you so –
Opacho: Don't mention it. It was a pleasure. Now go and enjoy yourself.
Anna: *nods* *runs inside the castle*
Yoh: *jolts awake* *sees Anna running into the castle* Father… who is she??
Mikihisa: I don't know… she's very pretty though.
Yoh: *absentmindedly* Yah… she is…
Anna: *slows to a walk and looks around*
Mikihisa: *bops Yoh* What are you doing? Ask her to dance!!
Yoh: *suddenly very awake* Yah. Ask her to dance. *walks towards Anna*
Tamao: Here he comes! Prince Yoh is awake!!
Pilica: He's coming this way… maybe he'll ask one of us to dance.
Tamao: Cross your fingers!
Pilica/Tamao: *crossing fingers*
Yoh: *walks right by them*
Pilica/Tamao: *fall anime style*
Yoh: *walks up to Anna* Uh… miss?
Anna: Are you talking to me?
Yoh: Yah… I uh… just wanted to know… if… you wanted… to err… dance??
To Be Continued!!
Will Anna dance with Prince Yoh? Find out in the next chapter!