A Story Book Nightmare Chapter Eight

By: Eliv

Cast List

Anna as Anna

Yoh as Prince Yoh

Anna: *sigh* I guess I'm going to have to give up the boot and lipstick. I'm sorry fairy for letting you and the fashion industry down.

Lyserg/Other Sheep: Don't feel so blue! We're got a riddle just for you!

Anna: What is it?

Lyserg: What is big and blue and say Ha-Choo? Umpa dumpa dupadi do!

Anna: Big…blue… says Ha-Choo… umm…

Lyserg: *jeopardy music*

Yoh: Oh a-hunting we will go! A-hunting we will go! We'll catch the witch and put her in a ditch and then we'll let her go! Oh a-hunting we will go! A-hunting we will go! We'll save Anna and her beautiful bandana and then I'll take her home!!

Hao: *to Opacho* What a love struck poor fool…

Opacho: I think it's nice and romantic! Just like in a fairy-tale!

Yoh: *happily marching*

Hao: I still think he's a fool. I mean, he has no fighting experience and yet he's going to a castle with an evil witch trying to save the damsel in distress.

Opacho: Yah… and what fighting experience do you have?

Hao: Lots! I fight for the donuts everyday! I fight the mobs that try to kill me for taking their donuts, and I fight the Dunkin Donuts people who try to land me in court, and I fight the crowds of cannibalistic people who dare try to eat a donut a balls!

Opacho: Oh, so you're an EXPERT!

Hao: Of course! Don't worry! You'll be in safe hands with Hao, the Donut Savior!!!

Ryu: *looking in the crystal donut* Yes, yes. They have come just as planned. That Anna one has a tough soul. I'll have the Prince and his friends trapped in Mr. Fluffkins cage until she gives up the boots and lipstick. But, in the mean time! Go! Flying slugs and leeches!

Mini Horo and Jeanne's: Yes oh wicked one! We will terrorize them until the give up!

Ryu: Good! Good!

Anna: *listening through the door* She plans to kill Yoh… now what am I supposed to do? *fighting back tears*

Lyserg: Listen. It's simple. You just have to grab the flamethrower that's under the bed and go ballistic!

Anna: There's a flamethrower under the bed?

Lyserg: Yep! ^_^

Anna: And  you never told me???!!!!

Lyserg: Uh… we did now!

Anna: GA!!! *grabs the flamethrower* TAKE THIS YOU OLD HAG!!!

Ryu: Huh? *sees Anna with the flamethrower*

Lyserg: Baa

Ryu: How did you –

Anna: Call back your Flying squad and then bow down to me!

Ryu: *spits* Never!

Lyserg: Uh… your wicked-ness… I advise you to –

Ryu: *quickly pulls the lever and releases Mr. Fluffkins*

Marco: RRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryu: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! Mr. Fluffkins has been released!!!!!

Marco: Mr. Fluffkins hungry!

Ryu: Eat her! Eat the girl!!!

Marco: *turns and sees Anna* ^_^ Food.

Anna: *still clutching the flamethrower* OH NO YOU DON'T!!!

Lyserg: *taps Anna on shoulder* Uh.. Mr. Fluffkins is completely immune to fire.

Anna: Oh… crap…

Ryu: *cackling madly*

Opacho: *stops for a second*

Hao: *runs into Opacho* What the –

Yoh: *runs into Hao who ran into Opacho* THE PATH STOPPED! WE'RE AT A DEAD END!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Opacho: Not that! Something wicked has come…

Yoh: Really? ^_^

Hao: *hits Yoh* That's a bad thing!

Yoh: Oh…

Opacho: No… it can't be!

Yoh/Hao: WHAT IS IT???!!!!!

Opacho: The Wicked Witch has unleashed… Mr. Fluffkins.

Hao: *falls on the ground* *rolls around laughing* What is that? A bunny???!!!!

Opacho: Well actually… it's a half-dragon half-rabbit.

Hao: *stops laughing* You aren't serious.

Opacho: Yes I am.

Yoh: Anna…

To Be Continued!

Short chapter! Ha ha! I just felt like writing a short chappie! Okay so Mr. Fluffkins has been released and now Yoh is more than desperate to reach Anna. Will he? Even I don't know.