Chapter Eight
By: Eliv
Cast List:
Anna as Anna
Hao: HURRY UP YOU FOOLS!! THAT WITCH COULD BE POURING SALT ALL OVER MY GRANDMA AND HANGING HER UP ON THE CEILING BY HER ANKLES UNTIL THE WINTER WHEN MY GRANDMA IS ALL PRUNNY!!! AND THEN… SHE'LL EAT HER WHOLE!!!!!!!!!
Opacho: Put your cloak on.
Hao: Huh? *sees his cloak in a tattered mess on the floor* T_T MY CLOAK!!! IT'S RUINED!!!!
Opacho: HURRY UP AND PUT IT ON!!!!!
Hao: *holding up the tattered pieces* T_T How?? T_T
Yoh: Yah, Hao. That's your name.
Hao: *strangles Yoh* NOT HAO!!!!! HOW!!!!!!!!!
Yoh: But I thought… gag that your name was… Hao… didn't I … say it gag… was Hao??
Hao: Ignorant fool! I said "how" not "Hao"!!!
Yoh: gag… Exactly.
Hao: *stops strangling for a minute* *takes out a sheet of paper* I meant this how. Not Hao. *writes it all down*
Yoh: Oh… *gag gag*
Hao: Yah! Get it right bone-head!!!
Opacho: *hits Hao on the head with 'her' wand until he lets Yoh down*
Yoh: *hands Hao some tape* Here! ^_^ You can use this to tape your cloak together!!
Hao: Tape! Yay! ^_^ *hums while he tapes his cloak together*
Yoh: Hurry up! What will happen to Anna while we wait?
Hao: I doono.
Yoh: *whispers to Hao* What will happen to your grandma?
Hao: *perks up* WE MUST GET GOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Opacho: *to Yoh* Good job.
Yoh: ^_^
Mini Horo's: What are they doing? Aren't they supposed to be fighting us off??
Mini Jeanne's: I think they were arguing over the concept of 'how' and 'Hao'.
Mini Horo's: Interesting….
Mini Jeanne's: Yes I know.
Mini Horo's: Can we order pizza?
Mini Jeanne's: What for?
Mini Horo's: ….. I want pizza!! T_T
Opacho: Look, they're arguing! Let's get away!
Yoh: Okay sure… but… where would we go?
Hao: To… the witch's castle!! That's where my grandma is!
Yoh: Yah, Anna's there too!!
Opacho: That means that we'll have to run right threw the Flying Slugs and Leeches Team.
Yoh: I gots a secret weapon! *evil smirk*
Hao: Dude! He looks like me when he does that!! Do it again!!!
Yoh: *evil smirk*
Hao: THAT'S SO COOL!!!!
Opacho: Enough already! We must get out of here! Prince Yoh, where's the secret weapon?
Yoh: Right here! *takes out a box*
Hao: Oh I see! We're going to do magic tricks!! We'll catch the Team and… send them down the stream and then we'll go HOME!!!
Yoh: YEAH!!
Opacho: I still don't know what's in the box.
Yoh: Oh… only… the most powerful bug killer in the world!!
Hao: Raid?
Yoh: Nope! It's stronger than that!
Hao/Opacho: WHAT IS IT???!!!!
Yoh: *opens box*
Powerful Bug Killer/ Cologne: Le Stink: Essence of Horo Horo, from the Makers of "Le Fart".
Yoh: This stuff is deadly!! It'll kill almost anything!!
Hao: Deadly?? *in head* Cologne + Deadly = TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION!!!! *no longer in head* Hey… can I borrow a bottle of 50 of that "Le Stink" stuff?
Yoh: It's an Import!
Hao: Which is deadlier? "Le Stink" or "Le Fart"?
Yoh: I think… well… I don't know. I just know that this stuff is powerful!!! ^_^
Opacho: Hurry up and spray some!!!
Yoh: Oh… yah *sprays*
Mini Jeanne's: MY NOSE!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! X_X
Hao: It only worked on one!!! Why??
Mini Horo's: Oh is that "Le Stink"? That's some good smelling stuff!!!
Opacho: That's why…
Yoh: I have some other stuff!
Opacho: Hurry and take them out!!!
Yoh: Okay… *takes out another box* I think this is it. *pulls out the thing inside*
Perfume: "Le Good Smelling Stuff That People That Like 'Le Stink' or 'Le Fart' Will Not Like"
Hao: Wow… Is that deadly too??
Yoh: I don't know. I just got it a minute ago…
Opacho: Spray it already!!!
Yoh: Oh yah…. *sprays*
Mini Horo: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I'M GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!! DIE I SAY!!!!!!!!! *dies* X_X
Hao: Yay!!! They are defeated!!!!!!!!!!
Opacho: It's about time.
Yoh: YES!! NOW LET'S GO TO THE CASTLE!!!
Ryu: No! They have defeated my Flying Slugs and Leeches Team!
Marco: Fluffkins mad!!! Fluffkins want to order pizza!!!!
Anna: Oh can you order pepperoni?!
Lyserg: I want ……… grass.
Ryu: THERE THEY ARE!!! ATTACK FLUFFKINS!!!!!!
Marco: Fluffkins hungry!!!!
Anna: I am too. What about the pizza?
Lyserg: Yeah! I want some Grassy Pizza!
Marco: Fluffkins kill girl and sheep and eat them on pizza!!!
Anna: I think I'll go now…
Lyserg: Yeah… let's go…
Ryu: Not so fast…
Opacho: Stop… can you hear something?
Hao: ……… my stomach.
Opacho: There's a disturbance in the force.
Yoh: *takes out Light Saber* WHERE ARE THOSE DROIDS!!!
Hao: *to Yoh* Wrong Movie…
Yoh: Oh…. Oops… *puts away Light Saber* Okay. ^_^
Opacho: There! *points toward castle*
Anna: HELP!!!!
Lyserg: BAAAAAAAAAA~!!!!!!
Marco: Fluffkins take food to nest! *flies away toward the mountains*
Ryu: FLY FAST FLUFFKINS!!!!!!!!!! *cackles madly*
Yoh: ANNA I'M COMING!!!!!!
To Be Continued….