A/N: Oh my gosh, minna-san! I am incredibly flattered that so many people reviewed my story! I feel so happy!

Thank you to all who read the first chapter! 19 reviews! That's a record for me! None of my stories have ever gotten so many before! I feel really loved. Not to mention I read almost all the reviews on a bad day. They really cheered me up! So thank you again, and I will acknowledge every one of you at the end, kay? Now, on with chapter two:

Disclaimer: Nope, I still don't own it. Sad.

Thinking'

{ Ryou to Bakura}
[ Bakura to Ryou]
___Scene Change___

Last Note: Because I'm lazy, for the duration of this fic Ryou is going to be called . Just cause. And in case you couldn't tell from the first chapter, Bakura and Ryou have separate bodies. Because I say so.

~*~*~*~*~*~*Chapter Two~*~*~*~*~*~

Bakura groaned, and rolled over in bed as a shriek rang out. He didn't want to get up. It was *way* to early to get up. It was bad enough yesterday, what with Ryou trying to get him out of bed at some ungodly hour in the morning, but now this. It was too much.

Glaring at nothing, he rolled out of bed and stumbled out the door towards Ryou's room.

Ryou had better have a *very* good reason for this, or else...'

Stopping in front of the door, Bakura blinked. Something didn't feel right. The emotions radiating through the mind link from Ryou were strange, and unnatural.

His hikari was in a full-out panic.

Bakura raised an eyebrow. Something was definitely wrong, but he couldn't tell what. Ryou was obviously making an effort to close their connection.

That meant whatever it was was really bad. And that in turn meant he needed to get into Ryou's room. But, as trying the door knob revealed, Ryou had locked the door, preventing him from accomplishing his goal of entering. So being the kind and *tactful* yami that he was, Bakura cajoled Ryou into undoing the lock in the best way he knew.

RYOU! Open the damn door THIS INSTANT!

This was accompanied with heavy pounding on said object.

He was astonished by the answer.

No! Go away! Leave me alone!

Bakura blinked. What was wrong with Ryou's voice? It was a lot higher than he remembered.

Ryou, if you don't open up *right now*, I'm just going to break the door down. Got it?

On the other side of the door, Ryou bit his lip. Bakura seemed serious, and he *really* didn't want to explain to father why he needed a new door. But on the other hand, he also *really* didn't want Bakura to see him like *this*.

Ba... Bakura? Don't break the door down. I'm opening it right now. But you have to promise not to throw a fit, or break anything or yell when you see me. Okay?

Bakura blinked. He had never heard a request like that before. Slowly he nodded, before realizing Ryou couldn't see him through the door and calling out.

Sure, whatever. Now you had better come out and explain exactly *why* you woke me up so early.

Slowly the door swung open. Bakura froze.

Who the hell are you, and where the hell is Ryou?

The... thing, standing in the doorway blushed, and looked down.

I *am* Ryou.

Bakura blinked, and slowly looked the poor girl up and down.

No, you're not. Ryou's a boy. I know he is. Ryou's a boy and you...

Here he paused, and his eyes settled quickly on her , before locking on her face again.

You definitely aren't.

Ryou sighed. Bakura didn't seem to be handling this too well.

Yes, I am. I turned into a girl sometime in the middle of the night. If you'll *listen* I'll explain it more to... you...

He broke off, realizing Bakura was no longer listening to him. Instead, he was pacing around the room, muttering to himself.

No. NO! How could this happen? He was girly enough as it was, why did he have to get *more* girly? How did this happen?

Ryou rolled his eyes.

Bakura, calm down. Look, I'll tell you what happened, and then everything won't seem so bad.

Hopefully'

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You did WHAT?

Ryou cringed.

Bakura, please don't yell. I just told you what happened. I drank a potion that I got from someone. And it turned me into a girl. That's all.

A... girl. That's *all*... right.

Bakura was not taking the transformation well. HE hadn't said a word through out Ryou's whole story, something that Ryou himself found very worrisome. After Ryou had finished talking, he braced himself, waiting for the onslaught of curses, exclamations, and revenge plans that Bakura was bound to say.

They never came.

Bakura, after hearing the story, had just sat there, looking numb. Ryou wasn't sure what had happened, or if it was a good thing Bakura was just sitting there unmoving. But since he was such a good hikari, Ryou felt it was his obligation to check and see whether or not his yami was still alive.

*prodprod*

Um, Bakura? Are you all right?





No answer. Ryou wasn't sure if Bakura was even awake.

Well, um... I'm going to see if the bottle says anything. All right? So just stay there. Okay?

Still nothing.

Ryou sighed, and headed towards the stairs. He wasn't sure if Bakura's reaction was good or bad. He wasn't trying to destroy things, but he didn't seem to be moving.

I'll deal with him later. Right now, I need to see if these... effects are irreversible or not.'

Even as he headed towards the stairs, Ryou heard a knock. And then an all-to-familliar voice.

Ryou? Ryou, are you there? Yami, I'm really worried. He didn't come to school today or yesterday, and he didn't call or anything. Do you think something's happened to him? Can you get in?

Then another voice, deeper then the first answered.

Yes. Stand back.

Frozen in horror, Ryou could only watch as a bright light flashed, and the door suddenly swung open with a crash.

A tri-colored head poked in, and violet eyes blinked, before locking onto the figure on the stairs.



~*~*~*TBC*~*~*~*~

Sorry! I know this chapter's short, and kinda angsty, and really stupid, but still. I really am trying! *sniff*

And now a special thank-you to all my wonderful reviewers! You guys are the best!

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