Uhm... thanks to my reviewer! Kudos! Yes, that was making fun of the dub- Anna's rice diet. Domo arigato for noticing! And all these poems will make fun of dub-Anna in some way. Anyhoo, this one is on Manta!

Obligatory but undesired disclaimer: If I owned Shaman King, would I bother writing fanfics?

The Kid Who Was Too Short

There once was a kid named Manta

Who thought everything was haunta

His new friend Yoh did too.

Often, he said "Boo!"

A girl named Anna came to town

And instantly looked down

Said "What do you want shorty?

Make some food. I'm hungry."

Obligingly but unwantedly, he

Started work immediatly.

He made the wonderful dish ramen

Perfectly fit for a shaman!

However, Anna decided she did not

Like this food, even if it was hot

So she picked up poor kid

And defenestrated him.

The end.

Uhm... I don't have much to say, other than look "defenestrate" up in a dictionary. If you have no dictionary availible, look it up on the fanfiction.net dictionary. Stay tuned for a ramen poem on none other then Ren!