I got the idea for this song when I was starting a new FFVII game, and my
brother asked why Aeris was surrounded by green stuff. My reply? SHE
FARTED! So there. Don't like it? Then don't read it, Einstein.
THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING, AERIS FANS! TURN BACK NOW!
THE AERIS SONG
(sing to the tune of "Joy to the World")
Oh holy cow, Aeris farted! And it really stinks! She seemed so retarded I can't believe she farted! Oh, I wish you were there To smell the toxic air! I wi~ish, I wi~i~ish that you were there!
I'm gonna die, it stinks so bad! The sky has turned bright green! It's torture to my nose It smells worse than your toes What are we gonna go? The planet smells like poo! Poor Cloud should invest in some air fresheners!
~~~~~ err. you have no excuse for flaming me, I gave you a fair warning!
THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING, AERIS FANS! TURN BACK NOW!
THE AERIS SONG
(sing to the tune of "Joy to the World")
Oh holy cow, Aeris farted! And it really stinks! She seemed so retarded I can't believe she farted! Oh, I wish you were there To smell the toxic air! I wi~ish, I wi~i~ish that you were there!
I'm gonna die, it stinks so bad! The sky has turned bright green! It's torture to my nose It smells worse than your toes What are we gonna go? The planet smells like poo! Poor Cloud should invest in some air fresheners!
~~~~~ err. you have no excuse for flaming me, I gave you a fair warning!