Gangster Inuyasha
This is the result of me being entirely bored, tired and alone with just a computer, a permanent marker and tape. I don't know how this is gonna turn out, but I thought it would be fun to do this one small thing. Read on! Oh, and yo my hommies, I don't own Inuyasha.
Set in present time, urban area. However, everything is still the same. . .sorta. Just read.
Inuyasha: Yo Kagome, why you gotta play a brother like that?
Kagome: I ain't playin nobody, and you a white boy, not a brother.
Miroku: Perhaps we should discuss this?
Inuyasha: Shut your fat ass up. Who talks like that any more? You lucky you're my homie, otherwise I'd probably be forced to bust a cap in your ass for bein such a white mother fucker.
Sango: Mi amigo no chinga mamas. So SIT your white ass down.
*Inuyasha is pulled to the ground by some "bling bling" around his neck.*
Inuyasha: Yo Sango, why you gotta pull a brother down? If I don't know any better I'd say you were crushin on that white ass.
Kagome: Inuyasha, you are a white ass, so you need to shut up.
Inuyasha: Bitch! You don't talk to me like that! Why you always tryin to act all rough?
Miroku: Please, could we just discuss this. . .*Woman walks by; Miroku's calm manner fades* Yo honey, where you going? Come back sweet thang. I need some comfort tonight. . .*Woman turns around and slaps Miroku across face; continues walking.*
Sango: That's what you get you fat ass. You need some bling bling for around your neck, if you know what I'm saying.
Miroku: *Calm manner back* I know. I will try to remember.
Inuyasha: Why do I hang out with a piece of shit like you? From the fuckin burbs, that's what you are. I took you into our gang, and you try bein all cool and all, but yo, you just a perverted bitch.
Kagome: Don't play, Inuyasha. Our "gang" was just you and me. Plus, you used to be from the fuckin burbs, so don't act all high and superior.
Inuyasha: I don't have time for this yo. I gots to go hang in my crib. See ya later dawg. *gives Miroku a slap* Check ya later honeys.
***
*Later, at a 21 and over club*
Inuyasha: Yo Miroku, these fake ID's are off the hizzo.
Miroku: Thank you Inuyasha
Kagome: Shouldn't fake ID's bother you Miroku?
Miroku: It doesn't matter.
Kagome: It should to a religious jack ass like you!
Sango: Very true. But still. These fake ID's are bangin. Es muy bien.
Miroku: Thank you Sango. *Sights a 'curvy' woman.* Yo honey, I lost my number. Can I have yours?
*slaps heard in the backround.*
Inuyasha: Kagome, honey, wassup?
Kagome: I'm just chillin. Why you askin?
Inuyasha: Cuz I'm bored. I don't care.
Kagome: SIT your white ass down.
*bling bling pulls Inuyasha to ground.*
Miroku *in backround*: That shirt doesn't look very good on you. Maybe you should take it off. *More slaps heard*
Sango: El esta estupido.
Kagome: I hear ya, my sista
Inuyasha: Holla! (A/N: I don't know, I needed to put it in somewhere)
Miroku *still in backround*: What do you like for breakfeast baby? *again, slapping*
Ok, I'm done. End of Chap. I'll write more if you really want, but I'm not sure. I was just really bored and really tired. Ok, bye.
This is the result of me being entirely bored, tired and alone with just a computer, a permanent marker and tape. I don't know how this is gonna turn out, but I thought it would be fun to do this one small thing. Read on! Oh, and yo my hommies, I don't own Inuyasha.
Set in present time, urban area. However, everything is still the same. . .sorta. Just read.
Inuyasha: Yo Kagome, why you gotta play a brother like that?
Kagome: I ain't playin nobody, and you a white boy, not a brother.
Miroku: Perhaps we should discuss this?
Inuyasha: Shut your fat ass up. Who talks like that any more? You lucky you're my homie, otherwise I'd probably be forced to bust a cap in your ass for bein such a white mother fucker.
Sango: Mi amigo no chinga mamas. So SIT your white ass down.
*Inuyasha is pulled to the ground by some "bling bling" around his neck.*
Inuyasha: Yo Sango, why you gotta pull a brother down? If I don't know any better I'd say you were crushin on that white ass.
Kagome: Inuyasha, you are a white ass, so you need to shut up.
Inuyasha: Bitch! You don't talk to me like that! Why you always tryin to act all rough?
Miroku: Please, could we just discuss this. . .*Woman walks by; Miroku's calm manner fades* Yo honey, where you going? Come back sweet thang. I need some comfort tonight. . .*Woman turns around and slaps Miroku across face; continues walking.*
Sango: That's what you get you fat ass. You need some bling bling for around your neck, if you know what I'm saying.
Miroku: *Calm manner back* I know. I will try to remember.
Inuyasha: Why do I hang out with a piece of shit like you? From the fuckin burbs, that's what you are. I took you into our gang, and you try bein all cool and all, but yo, you just a perverted bitch.
Kagome: Don't play, Inuyasha. Our "gang" was just you and me. Plus, you used to be from the fuckin burbs, so don't act all high and superior.
Inuyasha: I don't have time for this yo. I gots to go hang in my crib. See ya later dawg. *gives Miroku a slap* Check ya later honeys.
***
*Later, at a 21 and over club*
Inuyasha: Yo Miroku, these fake ID's are off the hizzo.
Miroku: Thank you Inuyasha
Kagome: Shouldn't fake ID's bother you Miroku?
Miroku: It doesn't matter.
Kagome: It should to a religious jack ass like you!
Sango: Very true. But still. These fake ID's are bangin. Es muy bien.
Miroku: Thank you Sango. *Sights a 'curvy' woman.* Yo honey, I lost my number. Can I have yours?
*slaps heard in the backround.*
Inuyasha: Kagome, honey, wassup?
Kagome: I'm just chillin. Why you askin?
Inuyasha: Cuz I'm bored. I don't care.
Kagome: SIT your white ass down.
*bling bling pulls Inuyasha to ground.*
Miroku *in backround*: That shirt doesn't look very good on you. Maybe you should take it off. *More slaps heard*
Sango: El esta estupido.
Kagome: I hear ya, my sista
Inuyasha: Holla! (A/N: I don't know, I needed to put it in somewhere)
Miroku *still in backround*: What do you like for breakfeast baby? *again, slapping*
Ok, I'm done. End of Chap. I'll write more if you really want, but I'm not sure. I was just really bored and really tired. Ok, bye.