Sesshomaru
Yo, I don't fucking own Inuyasha, ok? My name is not *kicks box* fucking Rumiko Takahashi! Ok, so it's supposed to be Warren (Empire Records! Yeah! Don't know, see it. It's fuckin AWSOME!) but w/e. Ok, read on.
Inuyasha: Yo Kagome, aren't you fucking freezin? It's chillin out in the hood.
Kagome: Nope, I'm fine dumb ass. I always wear this, I'm used to the fuckin cold.
Inuyasha: Whatever
Miroku *In background*: Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I? *you know by now that there's the sound of slapping* *Walking back to the "gang"* That was uncalled for.
Sango: That's because you're a white ass bitch who can't get any, so you hit on everyone in sight.
Miroku: That's not true! *Woman walks by* I must be in heaven, because I'm seein angles! *slaps*
Inuyasha: Dumb ass. *notices something, starts sniffing* Yo, my peeps, something don't smell right.
Sango: Que es lo?
Kagome: it's. . . Sesshomaru *dun dun DUUUN!*
Sesshomaru: Yes, it is I. *Sesshomaru is wearing big, baggy pants, not quite the same as Inuyasha's, but close, and a white wife beater. Still has long white hair, and is carrying. . . something? In his right hand*
Inuyasha: Get out of my hood you white mother fucker! You ain't go no fucking right to be here!
Sesshomaru: What did you say you little bastard?!? *realizes his calm manner is gone. Takes a long "suck" on thing in right hand. Calms down.* I mean, I came here to harass you. Man, there are some mad colors in this place. . .
Miroku: Are you high?
Sango: Si! El esta doped up!
Sesshomaru: Fuck this. What the hell am I doing here? *Takes a drag on "thing" in right hand* Ah, yes, I remember. Kagome, your body is off the hizzy! And Inuyasha? You're a mother fucker Alright, I'm done. *Takes another drag* I'm off to torture some demons on the upper side of town. End. Yes, I made Sesshomaru a stoner. How else would he always be so calm? :-P Review porfavor. Oh, and my bad Spanish translations are thanx to my studying of the language for the past 4 years (including this one.) You hear that Ms. Waksman?!? 4 fucking years! Ok, gots to post this. Adios!
Yo, I don't fucking own Inuyasha, ok? My name is not *kicks box* fucking Rumiko Takahashi! Ok, so it's supposed to be Warren (Empire Records! Yeah! Don't know, see it. It's fuckin AWSOME!) but w/e. Ok, read on.
Inuyasha: Yo Kagome, aren't you fucking freezin? It's chillin out in the hood.
Kagome: Nope, I'm fine dumb ass. I always wear this, I'm used to the fuckin cold.
Inuyasha: Whatever
Miroku *In background*: Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I? *you know by now that there's the sound of slapping* *Walking back to the "gang"* That was uncalled for.
Sango: That's because you're a white ass bitch who can't get any, so you hit on everyone in sight.
Miroku: That's not true! *Woman walks by* I must be in heaven, because I'm seein angles! *slaps*
Inuyasha: Dumb ass. *notices something, starts sniffing* Yo, my peeps, something don't smell right.
Sango: Que es lo?
Kagome: it's. . . Sesshomaru *dun dun DUUUN!*
Sesshomaru: Yes, it is I. *Sesshomaru is wearing big, baggy pants, not quite the same as Inuyasha's, but close, and a white wife beater. Still has long white hair, and is carrying. . . something? In his right hand*
Inuyasha: Get out of my hood you white mother fucker! You ain't go no fucking right to be here!
Sesshomaru: What did you say you little bastard?!? *realizes his calm manner is gone. Takes a long "suck" on thing in right hand. Calms down.* I mean, I came here to harass you. Man, there are some mad colors in this place. . .
Miroku: Are you high?
Sango: Si! El esta doped up!
Sesshomaru: Fuck this. What the hell am I doing here? *Takes a drag on "thing" in right hand* Ah, yes, I remember. Kagome, your body is off the hizzy! And Inuyasha? You're a mother fucker Alright, I'm done. *Takes another drag* I'm off to torture some demons on the upper side of town. End. Yes, I made Sesshomaru a stoner. How else would he always be so calm? :-P Review porfavor. Oh, and my bad Spanish translations are thanx to my studying of the language for the past 4 years (including this one.) You hear that Ms. Waksman?!? 4 fucking years! Ok, gots to post this. Adios!