Wind Tunnels

Holla! Takin sumthin that's not yours is not cool dawg. So I ain't gonna do it.

Inuyasha: Yo, lets go hang in the hood, yo.

Kagome: Sure, whatever.

Sango: Si. Miroku and I will ride in my convertible. You two go on together.

Inuyasha: Ok, grab on bitch.

Kagome: Don't call me a bitch fuckin bastard. *Kagome grabs onto Inuyasha's back and Inuyasha uses his skateboard with a jet powered thing on the back and they end up going faster then the car*

*Reach a deserted alley way. Start chillin and hangin* *Black car drives up; Man in large white jacket with fur around the hood, which is pulled up, climbs out*

Inuyasha: Naraku! You fuckin fag! You should stay the fuck away from our hood! You know your not allowed in this fucking part of town! Your gang's not from here! I'm gonna kill you, you bastard!

Naraku: Hahahaha. I came to destroy you ignorant bitches.

Miroku: Lets do this shit! Get ready to die you son of a bitch!

*Kagome takes out a sniper rifle; Sango, a combat knife; Inuyasha a giant, crappy gun that he keeps adding things onto to make it HUGE; Miroku. . . a giant leaf blower*

Miroku *pulling gas chain on leaf blower; people look at him*: What?

*People start shooting at Naraku. Giant arms come out from under giant coat. Miroku starts his lawn mower and it starts working in reverse, sucking almost everything in. Naraku takes out giant yellow and black rocks and they get sucked into the leaf blower*

Miroku: Oh no! It's getting all messed up! You guys better scatter, cuz it's gonna blow up! I'm attached to it, so leave me! Go!

Naraku: It will soon destroy you Miroku, but only you! For it will destroy the lawn mower, slowly and painfully, and then the parts will split and jump into you, slowly killing you as well! Hahaha!

Sango: No! Miroku! *runs over to him*

Inuyasha: You bastard!

*Inuyasha lets go a large bullet with deadly accuracy. Naraku disappears. In his place is a little doll.*

Inuyasha: Fuck you, you bitch! Sending another dumb ass puppet in your place! You fuckin coward!

Kagome: Yo, dumb ass! Get over here! Miroku needs help!

Sango: We better vamos a la amigo de Miroku, what's his name, the drunk monk bitch. He can fix the damn leaf blower.

Kagome: I hope we kill Naraku soon. Then we can hook the leaf blower onto him, and it will leave Miroku alone! Well, lets go.

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End. I know, it's short, and not really good, but I just had to put the leaf blower in there. :-P. Alright, well, see ya my peeps. And you punk ass bitches better review! :-D. Ok, I'm going. Bye.