Hehehehe I'm back!!!!! With another Liz "survival" story!
Disclaimer: I don't own lizzie if I there would be no lizzie ..just kiddin!! Got nothing against her so don't try to report this story!!!
Mauhahahahaaha!!!!!!! Yes I'm back with more "survival" stories.....
First, special thanks to kelseytheballerina for reviewing my stories and putting me on her "favorites" list!!!!!!! THANKS!!!!!
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Xxdracozazngrlxx: I just bought a new razor saw!!! What should I use it on....
Daftpunk: hi cuz!!!!!!!!
Xxdracozazngrlxx: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Daftpunk: hee hee hee funny!!!
Xxdracozazngrlxx: shut up.
Daftpunk: sorry I can't it's a habit that I was born with hee hee.
Xxdracozazngrlxx: I just bought a new razor saw what should we do with it....
Daftpunk: Where did you get it?
Xxdracozazngrlxx: Santy Clause gave it to me!
Daftpunk: but I thought that SanTA Clause only gave things to good little girls...
Xxdracozazngrlxx: o yeah... I remember that time when we left one of my
sister's friend out in the front door when we knew a mass murderer was out there so he can kill her when we have time to run.....
Daftpunk: you weren't suppose to say that!!!!!
Xxdracozazngrlxx: heee heee heee*laughs nervously*
Daftpunk: I have an idea....... How about we use your chain saw on something that we hid in the cellar!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xxdracozazngrlxx: you have a celler? How did it get there?
Daftpunk: remember.. good twin, dispose of good twin, selling something that is suppose to be a cow to Taco Bell?..
Xxdracozazngrlxx: o yeah!!!!!
Daftpunk: *opens cellar door* I think that she is right here..
Xxdracozazngrlxx: I see her!!!
Daftpunk: me too!!
Xxdracozazngrlxx: lets jam it up her ugly @$$!!!!!!!
Daftpunk: but that is not suffering enough for someone like Lizzie!!!! She brainwashed a lot of good kids!!!!!
Xxdracozazngrlxx: we must be merciful upon her. It is only the right thing to do!
Daftpunk: I guess..*eye twitch*
*Daftpunk and Xxdracozazngrlxx hire someone to do the dirty work*
Ten years later
Xxdracozazngrlxx: now class who is evil class?
Class: L*zz**!
Xxdracozazngrlxx: Who has brainwashing powers?
Class: H*ll*ry!
Xxdracozazngrlxx: and what is the use of a razor saw?
Class: you use it to jam it up someone's @$$!
Author's note: this is a comedy not a bashing, just to get that clear. I portrayed me and one of my cuzes as a two annoying people. And I hardly passed my CAT/SAT testes so please forgive my grammer and spelling.
Disclaimer: I don't own lizzie if I there would be no lizzie ..just kiddin!! Got nothing against her so don't try to report this story!!!
Mauhahahahaaha!!!!!!! Yes I'm back with more "survival" stories.....
First, special thanks to kelseytheballerina for reviewing my stories and putting me on her "favorites" list!!!!!!! THANKS!!!!!
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Xxdracozazngrlxx: I just bought a new razor saw!!! What should I use it on....
Daftpunk: hi cuz!!!!!!!!
Xxdracozazngrlxx: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Daftpunk: hee hee hee funny!!!
Xxdracozazngrlxx: shut up.
Daftpunk: sorry I can't it's a habit that I was born with hee hee.
Xxdracozazngrlxx: I just bought a new razor saw what should we do with it....
Daftpunk: Where did you get it?
Xxdracozazngrlxx: Santy Clause gave it to me!
Daftpunk: but I thought that SanTA Clause only gave things to good little girls...
Xxdracozazngrlxx: o yeah... I remember that time when we left one of my
sister's friend out in the front door when we knew a mass murderer was out there so he can kill her when we have time to run.....
Daftpunk: you weren't suppose to say that!!!!!
Xxdracozazngrlxx: heee heee heee*laughs nervously*
Daftpunk: I have an idea....... How about we use your chain saw on something that we hid in the cellar!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xxdracozazngrlxx: you have a celler? How did it get there?
Daftpunk: remember.. good twin, dispose of good twin, selling something that is suppose to be a cow to Taco Bell?..
Xxdracozazngrlxx: o yeah!!!!!
Daftpunk: *opens cellar door* I think that she is right here..
Xxdracozazngrlxx: I see her!!!
Daftpunk: me too!!
Xxdracozazngrlxx: lets jam it up her ugly @$$!!!!!!!
Daftpunk: but that is not suffering enough for someone like Lizzie!!!! She brainwashed a lot of good kids!!!!!
Xxdracozazngrlxx: we must be merciful upon her. It is only the right thing to do!
Daftpunk: I guess..*eye twitch*
*Daftpunk and Xxdracozazngrlxx hire someone to do the dirty work*
Ten years later
Xxdracozazngrlxx: now class who is evil class?
Class: L*zz**!
Xxdracozazngrlxx: Who has brainwashing powers?
Class: H*ll*ry!
Xxdracozazngrlxx: and what is the use of a razor saw?
Class: you use it to jam it up someone's @$$!
Author's note: this is a comedy not a bashing, just to get that clear. I portrayed me and one of my cuzes as a two annoying people. And I hardly passed my CAT/SAT testes so please forgive my grammer and spelling.