*Damia enters with Wren and smiles at readers*
Damia - "Uh, I did an oopsy and forgot to put in the disclaimer last chapter,"
Wren - "She can be a bit of a ditz sometimes,"
Damia - "What, and your miss perfect as a summer breeze?"
Wren - "I am your muse, therefore all those little sayings are from me. I cannot be held responsible by utter ditzyness,"
Damia - "mmmsluthnevilmhn"
Wren - "What was that?"
Damia - "I said, 'and what a wonderful muse you are,"
Wren - "Of course you did,"
Damia - "I have decided that I don't love you right now," *snaps fingers and Wren dissappears, leaving a confused looking Duo in her place,* "You have to love being in almost complete control,"
Duo - "Uh, where am I?"
Damia - "One of Saturns moons at the moment,"
Duo - "How'd I get here?"
Damia - "Me,"
Duo - "OK,"
Damia - "Would you do me an itsy bitsy favor?"
Duo - "Sure,"
Damia - "would you do the disclaimer?"
Duo - *Choke, sputter*
Damia - "Oh shut up and do the disclaimer before I snap my fingers and make you where a pretty pink tutu while listening to Relena harp on about Heero's eyes,"
Duo - "Damia does not own SM or GW, Further more, she is a perfect genius with the most beautiful red hair in the world, her eyes are like sparkling bits of silver. She is a mastermind at coming up with plots, She has a wonderful sense of style,"
Damia - "Duo, you're making me sick,"
Duo - "I was just commenting on how-"
Damia - "Duo, you are completely insane, go home," *snaps fingers and Duo disappears to be replaced with Wren,*
Wren - "Serves you right for threatening Duo,"
Damia - "Even I wouldn't go that far with myself, although the hair part was true,"
Wren - "Mines better,"
Damia - "On with the story,"
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"Quietly now, I don't think he's very happy with us at the moment," A Blonde With her hair in a bow commented to a girl with short blue hair.
"Now why would someone be mad at you three adorable ladies?" asked a voice loudly from behind them. They turned and saw five men not much older then themselves.
"You'll probably find out soon," A girl with blonde hair up in two odangos that hung to her calves said.
"Really? It couldn't have been that bad," The same man commented.
"You have no idea," The one with blue hair commented.
"Do you know where Dr. J is?" asked another man.
"yeah, he's over here with Dr. P," The girl with the bow said. walking away. The other two girls looked at the men and motioned for them to follow.
"YO, DOC," Shouted the one with the bow, "You've got guests," Dr. J came out of his office with a tall woman who had green hair and tan skin.
"Boys, meet Dr. P, A colleague of mine." Dr. P nodded to them.
"Hey, P, we got a problem with Tornado," a girl with brown hair wearing a pair of olive colored coveralls with the arms tied to her waist and an emerald green tank top shouted coming over. Dr. P turned to her.
"Did Ura try to make it go faster again," The doctor asked with a raised eyebrow. As the girl walked up, the guys noticed that she had grease and oil marks all over her.
"You know how she gets," commented the girl in green.
"Excuse me," Dr. P said, nodding at the boys and following the brunette away. Duo was scanning the other three girls. The girl who had the orange bow was wearing an orange sun dress and strappy orange sandals. The girl with the blue hair was in a pair of dark blue, drawstring, cargo pants and a baby blue cropped tee shirt that said I.Q. The last girl was wearing a pair of Pink cut off jean shorts a white tank top and a pair of white tennis shoes. The blue haired one looked at him.
"Yes?" she asked when she noticed him staring.
"Do you have a boyfriend? Do you want to go on a date? Tomorrow?" he asked. The one with the bow raised an eyebrow while the blue haired one blushed and the last one answered.
"Seeing as you don't know our names or anything else about us for that matter, I don't see why your asking that. Now, if you would like to sing Soprano in Choir for the next few weeks, keep making Merc blush, otherwise, bite your tongue." She walked away, the blue haired girl following her and the blonde laughed.
"Don't mind her, She had to kill her boyfriend last week and she's still a little pissy about it," She told them with a smile and a wink. Then she to followed the other girls. Duo looked after her with his mouth hanging open.
"Was she serious?" Quatre asked Dr. J.
"Yes she was, come with me," He started to walk the way Dr. P had gone. about four minutes later they were in a hanger with 8 other gundums. Dr. P was arguing with a guy that had short sandy blonde hair.
"Doctor," Dr. j called to the green haired woman, who turned and looked at him, "The two groups might as well meet now," He called over to her. She nodded and clicked a button on her watch. Seven people lined up in front of the men. "These are your new teammates," Wufei started to open his mouth, but Dr. J glared at him quickly. "Dr. P, if you would." The other doctor nodded and began to introduce them.
"We go by an alias, this is Uranus, our Mechanic and a good hand to hand fighter, also a speed demon." The only male of the group nodded to them. He had short sandy blonde hair and was wearing a tan coverall the right way, "Neptune, Spy, Music lover," a woman with aqua hair pulled into a messy bun at the nape of her neck nodded. She was wearing a pair of jean flaires and a navy blue tee shirt, "Venus, spy and good with a gun" The blonde with the bow smiled, "Mercury, the brain," the blue haired girl stuffed her hands in her pockets, "Moon, leader" The Odangoed blonde didn't move a muscle, " Jupiter, fighter" The brunette looked them all up and down, then cocked an eyebrow, "Mars, fighter" A girl with thick dark hair that had purple lights that hung past her waist and violet eyes nodded. She was wearing a pair of Black Yoga pants and a red spaghetti strap tank top. "and Satu-" the doctor interrupted herself, "SATURN, GET YOUR LITTLE ASS OUT HERE, RIGHT NOW, " She bellowed. They heard a noise and turned. "The youngest of our group," Dr. P said with an exasperated sigh.
"Sorry P," She said quietly with an emotionless face. She as wearing a pair of black combat boots that came up to her knees a pair of black jean shorts that went mid thigh, a dark purple satin tank top and a black leather trench coat that was cinched at the waist.
"These are- " Dr. J started, but was interrupted by Mars.
"We know who they are, we visited them early this morning,"
"I know that voice," Wufei started. Mars just smirked.
"Yes you do, I gave you a little call this morning, after we visited," Mars kept the smirk on her face.
"All of you?" Duo asked surprised, he was trying to figure out how so many people could get into the house without anyone noticing.
"nope, just me, Merc, Veno, Mars, and Turny," Moon answered.
"You weak Onna's" Wufei started, stepping forward to Moon. He stopped as he heard clicks all around him. Moon had pulled her gun on him, Hiiro had pulled his on Moon, Mars had pulled hers on Hiiro, Trowa had pulled his on Mars, Uranus had pulled hers on Trowa, Quatre pulled his on Uranus, Saturn pulled hers on Quatre, Duo pulled his on Saturn, and Neptune pulled hers on Duo. Jupiter had her gun on Wufei and Mercury had her gun on Heero. It had taken about two seconds, and every gun was cocked.
"Can we all please put down the guns, We're supposed to be working together," Dr. P asked, putting a hand on Duo's and Neptune's guns.
"Honestly, you all act like a bunch of children," Dr. J commented. They all put there guns down slowly.
"much better," Dr. P said.
"Why did you take our things?" Quatre asked the girls.
"Think of it as a test. You are supposed to be the elite, the best of the best. We were just double checking to make certain that your files were right," Venus said sounding bored.
"Files?" Dr. J asked.
"Mercury," Dr. P growled warningly. The small girl opened her eyes innocently.
"Yes?" She asked.
"How often have I told you not to hack into allied computers?" Dr. P asked in annoyance.
"I didn't Hack, I merely searched through means of a hidden back door," Mercury answered sincerely. Duo grinned.
"Smart ass," Neptune commented.
"What was that?" Mercury asked, turning to Neptune with a mock growl.
"You heard me pip-squeak," Neptune said, cocking her head to the side.
"Why you," She leaped at Neptune and the rolled around on the floor. As they went toward Uranus, He neatly stepped over the two. The he unzipped his coverall and let the top hang at his hips. Duo looked over at him. He was wearing an extremely tight sandy colored tee shirt.
"Whoa, Your a CHICK," he shouted. Uranus raked him over with her eyes.
"No shit," She answered.
"But, but, but, I thought you were a guy," Duo said. She raised a brow.
"I guess you were wrong," She answered.
"Dude, that is so not cool," Duo said.
"What?" Uranus asked.
"hiding that gorgeous body," He answered. He looked at her little waist as she sauntered forward. Mercury and Neptune stopped goofing around and stood up just as Uranus knocked Duo to the ground. Duo stood back up.
"Don't think that just because your a chick I wont hit back," he commented.
"Now why would I think a stupid thing like that?" She asked. He came forward and punched her back. This time she fell to the floor. She stood back up.
"Now that wasn't very nice," Uranus commented. Pretty soon the two were going at it pretty fast.
"I can't believe that Duo's fighting a Weak Onna," Commented Wufei, who was immediately slapped upside his head. he turned and saw Rei glaring at him.
"Shut up you Overbearing ass hole,"
"Listen you Baka Onna,"
"NO you listen you infantile egomaniac,"
"you loud mouthed Fish,"
"You egomaniacal Jackass,"
"you PMS-ing bitch,"
"you skunk smelling Prick,"
"you screechy priss,"
"you chauvinistic pig,"
"you brain dead little squirrel,"
"CUT WITH THE NAMES," Neptune yelled. The both stopped and looked at her. Uranus and Duo were still at it. Dr. P looked at Saturn.
"Would you?" Trowa, who had noticed this raised an eyebrow and watched as Saturn groaned and walked over to the pair. The two were now on the floor, Duo was sitting on Uranus' waist and punched her, Then Uranus flipped him so that there positions were opposite. Saturn shook her head and then in a quiet voice started to talk.
"Listen you two," Amazingly, Uranus looked like she was paying attention, "You need to stop now, we're supposed to be allies,"
"yeah? well you guys took stuff from us first," Wufei growled. Saturn turned large purple eyes on him and glared.
"Would you kindly shut your overly large mouth," She said in the same quiet voice. She turned back to the two that were fighting. She calmly walked over and kicked Uranus on the shin and then kicked Duo on the side. They rolled away from each other while holding the spots that the girl had kicked them.
"Firefly," Uranus began, standing with the help of Jupiter, "next time would you kindly remember that those are STEEL TOED BOOTS!!" she screamed.
"If you hadn't attacked him over something stupid, P wouldn't have had to ask me to break you two up," Saturn replied calmly.
"That hurt," Duo whined. Wufei looked at him.
"Be Quiet Baka,"
"Why don't you ask her to kick you then, see how it feels," Duo retorted.
"Will you stop whining or am I going to have to shoot you?" Mars asked, pulling a gun from nowhere, (a/n - have you ever noticed how Heero does that?) and pointing it at his head.
"PUT THE GUN DOWN," Dr. P thundered. Mars looked over a her, shrugged and put the gun back where it came from, "that's better. I don't want to have to treat you all like children, but I'm sorely tempted to send you to a corner," She said in exasperation.
"We need you all to work together. There is a mission that you must be ready for," Dr. J told them all.
"With all respect doctor, why?" Quiet Trowa asked.
"Why what?" Dr. J questioned.
"Why them? We've never needed help before. Why now?"
"We have reason to believe that OZ is creating a weapon of ultimate destruction." Dr. J answered.
"WHAT!?" Duo asked incredulously.
"You heard me." Dr. J answered, " I need you all to get to know each other. It is of the utmost importance. Do you accept?" He looked at Heero, who glanced at the men around him before answering for everyone in a monotonous voice.
"Mission: Accepted," Dr. P nodded and then turned to the girls.
"Your mission is the same as there's. Do you accept?" She looked at them all. They all looked at Moon, who glared at the guys before looking at Dr. P.
"Mission: Accepted," She said the same way as Heero.
"Oh Great, another perfect soldier." Duo said sarcastically.
"You will all need to live together. You can teach each other new things. I know that some of you are more adept at certain things than others, and I expect you to help each other out." Dr. J told them all.
"Hey Doc, do we get to stay at Quatre's Mansion?" Venus asked.
"If Quatre doesn't mind," Dr. J answered. Venus turned her sky blues on Quatre and then put an angelic look on her face.
"Please?" She asked. Quatre gave her a wary look and then nodded his head.
"It's the only logical place to fit us all." He answered.
"You will be attending Peacecraft Academy in two weeks, then you will have Dorm Rooms. I had Ami work it out so that you will each share with someone you know. Oh yes and Trowa you will be teaching since you are to old to be in school." Dr. P informed them.
"Hey, wait a minute P, we're older than Trowa here," Haruka interrupted.
"Yes, You will be teaching Art, Neptune will be teaching Music and Trowa will be teaching PE. Oh, and would you like to know who you're rooming with now, or later?"
"Now," Duo and Venus shouted together.
"Alright then, Heero and Wufei are together, Quatre and Duo are together, Saturn and Mars are together, Moon and Venus are together, and Mercury and Jupiter are together. Any questions?" Dr. P looked at all of them. Duo raised his hand, "Yes Duo?"
"Well, what are we supposed to call the girls at school?" Wufei looked at him.
"You really need to us your brain once in a while,"
"You don't really think that those are our real names, do you?" Jupiter asked. Duo sweat dropped.
"Oh yeah," he said with a small laugh. Uranus crossed her arms and muttered about brain dead males while Neptune leaned over and whispered something that sounded suspiciously like 'that would mean they had a brain to begin with'.
"Go. Leave. Now." Dr. P told them, waving to the exit.
"yes, the girls only showed up yesterday, they slept here last night, they need to go, my mechanics don't like coming in to see young ladies sleeping in there pajamas wherever they could find a comfortable spot," Dr. J said waving them out while giving a small glare to Mars, who glared right back. They all went outside the warehouse and looked at each other.
"Uh, we only brought Heero's Jeep and my Truck," Duo said.
"That's fine, we brought our own vehicles," Ami answered. She looked down at her watch and pressed a button. A door started to open on the side of the building next to the warehouse. in it sat eleven vehicles. A red mustang Convertible, a black motorcycle, an Orange Beetle, a green Ram, a baby blue Jeep, a silver motorcycle, an white mercedes, a metallic blue convertible Ferrari, a dark green Z 8, a red Firebird, a pink Porsche.
"Wow," Duo remarked, "Do each of you have a car?"
"let's see, eight of us, one of which can't drive, and eleven cars." Mars answered, walking to the firebird and getting in.
"Who's going with who?" Mercury asked.
"I've got the Daisy," Venus said, getting into the beetle.
"I've got the Ram," Jupiter answered, getting into the truck.
"I've got my baby," Uranus answered getting into the mustang, Neptune followed her into it.
"I've got the Porsche," Moon said, climbing in.
"What about you Turny?" Mercury asked, looking at Saturn.
"Are you taking the Ferrari?"
"Yes,"
"I'm going with you," Mercury flipped her watch open to reveal a communicator to the guys.
"You guys ready?"
"Can we go yet?" asked Moon irritably.
"Do any of the guys want a ride?" asked Venus. Saturn looked at the guys Duo nodded. She looked at him and then flipped her watch to do the same thing Mercury's was.
"Take off, No one needs a ride," she answered in her quiet voice.
"That was cold," Duo answered as the dust settled around them. She cocked her head to the side.
"We left you guys a few presents on the Doc's desk. You seem to have forgotten them." She replied and then calmly got into the blue Porsche. Mercury was right behind her. She pulled up next to the guys and leaned out of the window.
"It was just a harmless prank, we'll see you in a few," she pressed a button on her watch again and the door closed.
"I want my Ketana," Wufei growled, headed back to the 'abandoned' warehouse.