The Double Wedding
(The wedding song is being played) Dun Dun Dun Dun, Dun Dun Dun Dun, Here come the brideS, all dressed in white...
Hobbit priest: Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to unite two, i mean four hobbits blah blah blah...(continues on with the speech thing). If anyone has any reason why these couples should not marry, speak now or forever hold you peace.
*Merry and Sam show up yelling at the top of their lungs in unison*: Noo! You can't get married!
Sam: Azaelia! Marry me instead!
Merry: Ivy! Marry me instead!
Ivy and Azaelia *at the same time*: SECURITY!
*Security guards come and drag Merry and Sam away by their hairy feet*
Frodo: Please continue...EXUSE ME! PLEASE CONTINUE!
Priest Guy: *Snickering* Yes yes...hee hee...we shall, just give me a moment...*Snickers, giggles, and laughs on*
Ivy: I wanna get married, and I wanna get married now! *Scowls at priest*
Priest guy: You may now kiss the bride- brideS...I now pronounce you husband and husband and wife and wife. I mean husband and wife and husband and wife...hee hee...
*Azaelia and Frodo are first to go down the isle, then they are followed by Ivy and Pippin*
Azaelia *to Ivy*: Which part of the limo do you want?
Ivy: Um...well, lets not let the guys decide for once. How about...hmm...you and I can sit on the backside-you know- facing the front windshield, and Pippy and Frodo can sit next to each other on the other side...That way we can pull off the part of our dresses that make us look like puffed up marshmallows...
Azaelia: Uh- ok! (*Thinking* Um...maybe I shouldn't have asked that question, because I missed half of what she said... uh, I'll just sit with her...)
Pippin: Shall we stop by Ethan's house to tell him the great news?
Frodo: Oh ya, we forgot to invite him, didn't we....
Ivy: Naa, lets not. I'm happy with you Pippin! I didn't forget, I just didn't want my ex boyfriend at my wedding.... it would have been way to acward...
Azaelia: But Ivyyy! We could torture him! He was a jerk anyways!
Pippin: You mean he would be jealous of me! C'mon Ivyyyyy! Lets go!
Frodo: Although the thought of torturing Ethan sounds wonderful, I'm actually with Ivy on this one...All I want is some ale and cake!
(The wedding song is being played) Dun Dun Dun Dun, Dun Dun Dun Dun, Here come the brideS, all dressed in white...
Hobbit priest: Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to unite two, i mean four hobbits blah blah blah...(continues on with the speech thing). If anyone has any reason why these couples should not marry, speak now or forever hold you peace.
*Merry and Sam show up yelling at the top of their lungs in unison*: Noo! You can't get married!
Sam: Azaelia! Marry me instead!
Merry: Ivy! Marry me instead!
Ivy and Azaelia *at the same time*: SECURITY!
*Security guards come and drag Merry and Sam away by their hairy feet*
Frodo: Please continue...EXUSE ME! PLEASE CONTINUE!
Priest Guy: *Snickering* Yes yes...hee hee...we shall, just give me a moment...*Snickers, giggles, and laughs on*
Ivy: I wanna get married, and I wanna get married now! *Scowls at priest*
Priest guy: You may now kiss the bride- brideS...I now pronounce you husband and husband and wife and wife. I mean husband and wife and husband and wife...hee hee...
*Azaelia and Frodo are first to go down the isle, then they are followed by Ivy and Pippin*
Azaelia *to Ivy*: Which part of the limo do you want?
Ivy: Um...well, lets not let the guys decide for once. How about...hmm...you and I can sit on the backside-you know- facing the front windshield, and Pippy and Frodo can sit next to each other on the other side...That way we can pull off the part of our dresses that make us look like puffed up marshmallows...
Azaelia: Uh- ok! (*Thinking* Um...maybe I shouldn't have asked that question, because I missed half of what she said... uh, I'll just sit with her...)
Pippin: Shall we stop by Ethan's house to tell him the great news?
Frodo: Oh ya, we forgot to invite him, didn't we....
Ivy: Naa, lets not. I'm happy with you Pippin! I didn't forget, I just didn't want my ex boyfriend at my wedding.... it would have been way to acward...
Azaelia: But Ivyyy! We could torture him! He was a jerk anyways!
Pippin: You mean he would be jealous of me! C'mon Ivyyyyy! Lets go!
Frodo: Although the thought of torturing Ethan sounds wonderful, I'm actually with Ivy on this one...All I want is some ale and cake!