The Reception

Ivy and Pippin: *Hyper* Ale and cake! Ale and cake! Ale and cake!!!.

Frodo: Now I suppose Merry and Sam can come in.

Azaelia: Yes, I guess so- but NO proposing!

Sam and Merry: * in unison (again)* ok. we get it now. *Look at their less hairy feet*

All Hobbits: Ho ho ho, to the bottle I go, to heal my heart and draw my woe, rain may fall and wind may blow-.

*After many minutes passed of the song being repeated 3 times, then coming to an abrupt halt when the DJ says*

(DJ): And now a dance from the newlyweds!

* Song comes on* Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you. That is how I know you, go-

Mrs. Downs (interrupts): Helloooo everybody! I've brought along the all-new HARMONEARS! C'mon kids! Lets sing it!

~Harmonears: What you want! Baby I've got it! What you need, you know I've go it! All I'm asking for is just a little respect, when you get home! Yaaaaaa baby! When you get home! Yayayayaaaa BABY! R-e-s-p-e-c-t!!! Find out what it means to me! R-E-S-P-E-C-T! Take out TCP! Sock it to- (Cut off by Azaelia who had stolen the DJ's michrophone by then) Azaelia: Oh my god! Mrs. Downs! That was sooo wonderful (Lots of sarcasm in her voice) that there is a crazy mob in the middle of the ocean waiting for you! I'll have the security guards dump you out; I mean escort you there! You get your own Cruise ship there!!!! Thank you Mrs. Downs!!!!!

Everyone at reception: 3 Cheers for Azaelia! Hip hip-hooray! Hip hip- hooray! Hip hip-hooray! Frodo gives Azaelia big hug and thanks he for getting rid of the torture that was only a few minutes ago to his ears!