Kagome: I am Kagome!

Kagome: You are Rin.

Rin: Rin the cute adorable ever happy kid!

Rin: AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!

Kagome: What if I do?

Rin: Well then I'll be mad!

Kagome: So?

Rin: Well...Well...

Kagome: ...

Rin: *cries*

Kagome: Aww.

Rin: *bites Kagome*

Kagome: AAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! *smacks Rin*

Rin: *still crying* SESSHOUMARU-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Kagome: EH???!!? INU YASHA!!!!!

Sesshoumaru and Inu Yasha come running.

Inu Yasha: What's wrong Kagome?

Sesshoumaru: I'm here, Rin. What is wrong?

Kagome and Rin: (simultaneously) SHE'S BEING VERY MEAN!!!!

Inu Yasha and Sesshoumaru: *glare at each other*

Inu Yasha: Well, seeing as how I cannot fight a human child, I will just have to fight you, SESSHOUMARU!!!! *draws Tetsusaiga and it transforms*

Sesshoumaru: Indeed. *his claws start to glow*

As the two brothers face off in a fight to defend their counterparts, Kagome and Rin just sit on the sideline and stare.

Kagome: Uhh...

Rin: *blinks (cutely)*

Kagome: Hey, Rin! Want some popcorn?

Rin: Huh?

Kagome: *magically pulls lawn chairs, popcorn, snowcaps, and sodas out of her backpack*

Rin: *mesmerized* Wow...

Kagome: *gives Rin some popcorn, snowcaps, and a soda* Here.

Rin: Yay! Sugar! Mmm...salty...

Kagome and Rin: *lounging and eating while watching the fight*

~Fight~

Sesshoumaru: Foolish hanyou! Now die!

Inu Yasha: YOU DIE YOU STUPID *beep*!!! Uff! *thunk*

~Sideline~

Kagome: So who do you think is going to win?

Rin: Sesshoumaru-sama, for sure.

Kagome: Nah, I say Inu Yasha.

Rin: Baka.

Kagome: Same to you.

~Fight~

Inu Yasha: *sees Kagome and Rin relaxing on the sideline*

Sesshoumaru: *whacks Inu Yasha* Mwuhahahahaha

Inu Yasha: OW!!! *beep*!! HOLD ON A SEC!

Sesshoumaru: Why should I?

Inu Yasha: Look over there! *points to sideline*

~Sideline~

Rin: *eating popcorn happily*

Kagome: *slurping soda and chowing snowcaps*

~Fight~

Inu Yasha: SEE?!?!?! They're ENJOYING this!

Sesshoumaru: ...

Inu Yasha: ...

Sesshoumaru: Let's get them.

Inu Yasha: I concur.

Inu Yasha and Sesshoumaru: *are now running toward where Kagome and Rin are, slightly angered*

~Sideline~

Kagome: Hey.it looks like their coming over here!

Rin: *looks up from popcorn* Huh?

Kagome: Uh oh...

Inu Yasha: KAGOME!!!!!!!!!!

Sesshoumaru: *growling*

Kagome: Uhh...Rin..RUN!!!!

Rin: But.....*gets dragged by Kagome and drops popcorn* NOOOO!!!

Kagome: INU YASHA! OSUWARI!

Inu Yasha: *beep*!! *falls flat on face*

Sesshoumaru: *continues running after Kagome and Rin, who is being dragged still*

Rin: MY SALTY STUFF!!! *breaks away from Kagome and stands dead still at where her popcorn was*

Kagome: RIN!

Inu Yasha: *now up and running again*

Sesshoumaru: *very close to where Rin is*

Kagome: OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARIIIIIII!!!!!!

Inu Yasha: *falls flat on face again and gets pushed into the ground while cursing*

Sesshoumaru: Stupid hanyou brother.*has reached where Rin is and stops* RIN!

Rin: *looks up crying* It's gone...

Sesshoumaru: *is now confused a bit*

Kagome: *is now where Inu Yasha and his crater are* Inu Yasha...?

Inu Yasha: *beep* you stupid girl! I *beep* HATE YOU!

Kagome: *does a whole load of sit commands*

~Sesshoumaru and Rin~

Rin: Sesshoumaru-sama...its all gone *sniff* I dropped it! And now it's gone! *cries*

Sesshoumaru: *realizes that Rin had absolutely no clue as to what was going on*

~Kagome and Inu Yasha~

Kagome: *helps Inu Yasha up* I'm sorry Inu Yasha...

Inu Yasha: Ow...

Kagome: *gives him some ramen* Here. *smiles*

Inu Yasha: YAY!!! FOOD!!! *devours ramen*

~Sesshoumaru and Rin~

Rin: *still crying*

Sesshoumaru: *picks Rin up and holds her*

Rin: *hic*

Sesshoumaru: Inu Yasha...I will get your sword one day. *walks off, still carrying Rin*

Inu Yasha: *finishes ramen* NO YOU WON'T! ITS MINE! AND...and...*goes to sleep*

Kagome: *smiles and thinks: I guess this whole thing was just a really stupid misunderstanding...*

~NOT THE END~