Sesshoumaru: Thou art baka!

Kagome: Yeth, me knoweth

Sesshoumaru: Thine language beth (bee-eth) horrid!

Sesshoumaru: Douth thou not know English?

Kagome: Aye

Kagome: Me do

Sesshoumaru: now thou speaketh like the foul pirates!

Kagome: aye, maytee

Sesshoumaru: Thou art evil!

Sesshoumaru: Get thee out of mine sight!

Kagome: Aye, me travel far to Grand Line! Arrrrrrr!

Sesshoumaru: Filthy pirate! Thou art a disgrace to this fair town!

Sesshoumaru: * shun*

Kagome: Aye, I am that

Idiot: HERE!!! BEER!!! *hands pirate beer*

Idiot: *skips off*

Kagome: Whatever ye be..... ye shall be swimmin' with the fishes soon

Kagome: WHERE MI BOOTY?!

Sesshoumaru: I be the Great Demon Lord Sesshoumaru. Thou should respect and fear me.

Kagome: Thou shall fear ME!

Sesshoumaru: *bares fangs and growls*

Kagome: For I am KAGOME AND WILL CALL FORTH INUYASHA!!

Kagome: INUYASHA, HONEY!!!!

Sesshoumaru: Inu Yasha be nothing but a foolish half-breed.

Kagome: WHATEVER, SCUM!

Sesshoumaru: *insert obscene gesture here*

Sesshoumaru: Mwuhahahaha

Kagome: *insert obscene gesture back at cha*

Kagome: HA HA HA HA!!

Kagome: back at cha babe

Sesshoumaru: BABE?!?!?!

Kagome: Well..

Sesshoumaru: THOU MUST DIE NOW!

Kagome: Be thee man or woman?

Sesshoumaru: *strangles Kagome*

Sesshoumaru: I be The Great Demon Lord Sesshoumaru, IS IT NOT OBVIOUS YOU FOOLISH MORTAL?!?!?!

Kagome: *pokes Sesshoumaru in eye with arrow*

Sesshoumaru: D*MMIT!!!

Sesshoumaru: *curses*

Sesshoumaru: Thou art foul indeed.

Sesshoumaru: *eats arrow* yum

Kagome: Why thank ye!

Kagome: IIIINNNNNUUUUYYYYAAASSSHHHHAA get over here and clean up the mess I created! NOW!!!

Sesshoumaru: d*mn human girl...

Sesshoumaru: *draws Toujikin* Mwuhahahaha Thou shalt be slain today!

Kagome: INUYASHA!!

Kagome: INUYASHA!!!

Kagome: INUYASHA!!!!

Sesshoumaru: *slashes at Kagome* Now...die.

Kagome: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Sesshoumaru: YES YOU BAKA!

Sesshoumaru: DIE CAUSE I SAID SO!!

Sesshoumaru: *slashes off a chunk of her hair*

Sesshoumaru: Darn.....I missed

Kagome: *CLAWS SESSHY AND RIPS OFF HIS BOA AND PUTS IT INTO MOUTH---- RIPS IT APART AND EATS PART OF IT*

Kagome: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Kagome: MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!

Kagome: I TAKE SUCH CARE OF IT!!!

Kagome: HOT OIL!!!

Kagome: SHAMPOO!!

Kagome: DIE!!!

Sesshoumaru: Ow.....*throws boa off somewhere*

Sesshoumaru: I have no need for it at the moment.

Kagome: throws permanent paint on sesshy and lights his hair on fire

Sesshoumaru: sh*t

Sesshoumaru: *jumps in water and stays there until the fire is out*

Kagome: *CRACKS UP LAUGHING*

Kagome: YOU LOOK SOOOO UGLY DUDE!

Sesshoumaru: *comes back up, hair still beautiful just a couple inches shorter...*

Sesshoumaru: Mwuhahaha!

Sesshoumaru: Its still pretty!

Kagome: *puts fireworks in Sesshoumaru's hair

Kagome: MHUHAHAHAHAHA!!

Sesshoumaru: *goes underwater again*

Sesshoumaru: *makes bubbles*

Sesshoumaru: *thinks: fun...*

Kagome: I HAVE THE ULTIMATE WEAPON!!

Kagome: Lemme just get it..

Sesshoumaru: *comes back up, now with hair half as short as it used to be, ties it up into a bun, and glares*

Kagome: *runs to bag gets it runs back*

Kagome: BEHOLD

Kagome: *unveils weapon*

Sesshoumaru: *leaves in a poof of smoke*

Kagome: HAIRDRYER AND CURLING IRON!!

Kagome: HA HA HA!

Kagome: where did he go?

Rin: *pokes Kagome* Heya.....have you seen Sesshoumaru-sama?

Kagome: Umm...

Rin: I keep losing him...

Kagome: I think he went to the hairdresser.

Rin: I'M LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!! *cries*

Kagome: *cracks up..... falls over laughing*

Kagome: *trims my hair straight* All better.

Kagome: I think Sesshoumaru and Inu Yasha are still mad about that whole popcorn incident..

Rin: *grabs Jaken and squeezes the life outta him while crying*

Jaken: Help...can't...breath...

Kagome: Yeah...

Rin: THAT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT!!

Kagome: OHHH NO IT WASN'T "MISS MY SALTY STUFF"!!

Rin: I just wanted the salty stuff.....*sniff* AND THEN YOU MADE ME DROP IT!!!

Kagome: NO!

Kagome: YOU dropped it!!

Kagome: I was trying to save you from Sesshoumaru!

Rin: YOU grabbed ME and started DRAGGING ME!!!

Rin: MAKING ME DROP MY SALTYNESS!!!

Rin: I HATE YOU!!!

Kagome: WELL!

Rin: *cries some more*

Kagome: if you DIDN'T... YOU WOULDN"T BE HERE!!!

Kagome: THE CUTE LOOK SAVED YOU!!

Kagome: Here *hands Rin popcorn*

Rin: YAY!!! FOOD!!! *devours popcorn*

Rin: And I'm always cute.

Kagome: Okay... I help ya find Sesshoumaru if you help me find Inu Yasha...

Kagome: AND

Kagome: I'll throw in more popcorn just for the heck of it.

Rin: .....*incredibly cute look*

Rin: YAY!!!

Kagome: But first...

Kagome: we need a plan to make it up to them...like a gift...hmm...

Rin: But...I didn't do anything to Sesshoumaru-sama...

Kagome: Well...

Kagome: We kinda did...... make 'em mad.....and I think they still are...

Kagome: I haven't seen Inu Yasha in a week...

Rin: .....But.....all I did was take the salty stuff you gave me and ate it!!

Kagome: BUT!

Rin: I swear I didn't do anything wrong!

Kagome: We made them fight while we relaxed

Rin: IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!!

Kagome: Lets just put it this way...

Kagome: You're too young to understand.

Rin: You're the one that brought all the stuff...

Kagome: But we upset them...

Kagome: Team effort honey!

Kagome: You DID eat the popcorn and watch them fight with me..... in a lawn chair.....and candy

Rin: Does...does...that mean that....*sniff* Sesshoumaru-sama doesn't like me anymore...*cries*

Kagome: nah... It just means we have to do something special

Kagome: * fire all around kagome* MWUHAHAHAHAA!!!

Kagome: LET'S HAVE A PARTY!

Rin: *hic* ...You're scary...*grabs Jaken like a stuffed animal*

Jaken: *suffocating*

~TO BE CONTINUED~