~In the depths of...the Twilight Zone....*eerie music*~

Sesshoumaru: What the hell...?

Sesshoumaru: *sees a bunch of creepy people*

Sesshoumaru: *kills them and leaves the Twilight Zone*

Sesshoumaru: ...my hair.....

Sesshoumaru: It's ruined.....

Sesshoumaru: Wait...it already grew back...*pets hair* my preccccciiiooouuuuusssss...

Sesshoumaru: I will kill that girl.....

Sesshoumaru: *thinks evil thoughts*

Inu Yasha: *thinks: oh no... I smell Sesshoumaru*

Sesshoumaru: *is in deep thought* hm.....

Inu Yasha: *where is that stupid girl*

Inu Yasha: *tries to sneak by..... Thinks: I don't have time for this*

Sesshoumaru: *notices Inu Yasha's sent* ...You...

Inu Yasha: .......

Sesshoumaru: Your stupid wench dare to light my hair on fire!

Inu Yasha: heh heh heh...

Inu Yasha: Oh, hey, Sesshoumaru...

Sesshoumaru: MY HAIR!!!!!!

Inu Yasha: What happened to your hair... it's kind of singed and uneven... and shorter

Inu Yasha: *thinks: oh now I've done it*

Sesshoumaru: I just told you, stupid hanyou.

Inu Yasha: Nani?

Sesshoumaru: Your wench lit my hair on fire.

Inu Yasha: wen--- KAGOME!

Inu Yasha: Where did she go?!?

Inu Yasha: She had MY shards!!

Sesshoumaru: How would I know? I don't even care.

Inu Yasha: Where is your little girl, Sesshoumaru?

Sesshoumaru: I don't know that either.....

Inu Yasha: Awful bad daddy, aren't you?

Sesshoumaru: I haven't seen her in a...HEY!!!

Inu Yasha: *sticks out tongue*

Sesshoumaru: *growls* She is not my daughter...

Inu Yasha: DADDY! DADDY! HAHAHA!! *big stupid grin*

Sesshoumaru: *flings a rock at Inu Yasha's head*

Inu Yasha: OWWW! *falls over*

Sesshoumaru: good.....

Inu Yasha: Ohhh... stars...

Inu Yasha: *jumps back up* WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

Sesshoumaru: *thinks: must...resist...kill...*

Sesshoumaru: Baka.

Inu Yasha: Back at you bro-----WAIT!!!

Inu Yasha: Kagome is gone...

Inu Yasha: And your daughter is gone...

Inu Yasha: Which could only mean that if they meet...

Sesshoumaru: *thinking out loud, ignoring Inu Yasha* Maybe she doesn't like me anymore...

Inu Yasha: OH NO!

Sesshoumaru: What could I have done to make her leave? *deep thought*

Inu Yasha: Sesshoumaru... I think we are sh*t...

Inu Yasha: Sesshoumaru?

Inu Yasha: SESSHOUMARU!!

Inu Yasha: FLUFFY!

Sesshoumaru: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST CALL ME, HANYOU?!?!!?!?

Inu Yasha: heh heh heh

Inu Yasha: Got your attention.

Sesshoumaru: *flings another rock at his head*

Inu Yasha: If your daughter and kagome meet...

Inu Yasha: OWWW!

Sesshoumaru: she.....is...not...my...daughter...baka

Inu Yasha: There is no telling what trouble they will bring

Sesshoumaru: Get it through your stupid head!

Sesshoumaru: Wait.....did you say that your wench and Rin are in the same place?

Sesshoumaru: that can't be good...

Inu Yasha: *ignores Sesshoumaru and starts spouting off stuff about the end of the world*

Inu Yasha: And of course ramen noodles are good!

Inu Yasha: Which means that if they meet...

Inu Yasha: .....We are all doomed.

Sesshoumaru: Indeed...

Sesshoumaru: We must do something

Inu Yasha: Yeah, what you said.

Sesshoumaru: But what?

Inu Yasha: But what what?

Sesshoumaru: What are we going to do?

Sesshoumaru: What can we do.....

Inu Yasha: Well...I think we need to find them.

Sesshoumaru: hmm.....good idea.

Inu Yasha: .....and I'm hungry *stomach rumbles*

Sesshoumaru: Weakling.

Inu Yasha: NEED R__A__M__E__N...

Inu Yasha: NOODLES!!

Sesshoumaru: Eat rock foo' *flings rock*

Inu Yasha: *falls over *

Sesshoumaru: darn, I missed...

Inu Yasha: Food--- ramen--- yum

Sesshoumaru: Well, if you want your precious ramen so bad...we have to find your wench

Inu Yasha: Food... ram--- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZ

Sesshoumaru: .....

Sesshoumaru: *kicks Inu Yasha*

Inu Yasha: AHHHH!! BUT MOMMY!!! I WANT THE RAMEN NOT THE STUPID COOKIES!

Inu Yasha: Huh? Who? What? How? EH?!

Sesshoumaru: *smacks him repeatedly* WAKE UP!!!!

Inu Yasha: OWWW!!

Inu Yasha: OK! OK ALREADY!!!

Sesshoumaru: Good.

Sesshoumaru: now lets go

Inu Yasha: What were you saying?

Inu Yasha: *gets up*

Sesshoumaru: *blank stare*

Sesshoumaru: we...need..to...find....your wench...and Rin...

Sesshoumaru: got it?

Inu Yasha: Fine, fine don't have to get so *goes into spasm * RAMEN!!

Sesshoumaru: If you don't stop with the Ramen...I will go tell Kouga *thinks: that stupid b`st`rd* that you are going to let him have your wench!

Inu Yasha: *thinks about this*

Sesshoumaru: *thinks: Then I will slaughter his sorry wolf ass...mwuhahahahaa*

---Inu Yasha's Daydream----

Kouga: It's a lovely day for a picnic Kagome?

Kagome: Yes, it is!

Kagome: Let's eat some ramen...that baka hanyou Inu Yasha didn't know how to treat a woman.....but you do!

Kagome: *hands Kouga ramen*

Kouga: *eats* Let's go back to my place... I'm sure we can find ~something~ to do

Kagome: okay!

-----End Daydream------

Inu Yasha: AHHHHH!!!!

Sesshoumaru: *is now sound asleep*

Inu Yasha: MY WOMAN!!

Inu Yasha: MY RAMEN!!

Inu Yasha: HE SHALL PAY DEARLY!!

~Somewhere Else~

Kouga: *sneezes*

~Back in Forest~

Sesshoumaru: *dreaming of stealing Tetsusaiga* mine.....

Inu Yasha: LET'S GO SESSHOUMARU!

Inu Yasha: GET MY WOMAN AND YOUR DAUGHTER

Sesshoumaru: *wakes up* TETSUSAIGA WILL BE MINE!!!!!

Sesshoumaru: MWUHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAA!!

Inu Yasha: NO ITS MIIINNNEEE!

Sesshoumaru: d*mn

Sesshoumaru: Ok, let's go.

Inu Yasha and Sesshoumaru: *walk off into distance*

~YOU SERIOUSLY THINK THIS IS THE END?!?!~