Sesshoumaru: Mwuhahaha!
Sesshoumaru: *thinks about stealing Tetsusaiga*
Inu Yasha: *dreams of riding on Kagome's bike.....with ramen of course.....and the wind in his hair.....panting like a doggy with his head out of a car window*
Inu Yasha: *sniff, sniff*
Inu Yasha: *runs to a tree*
Sesshoumaru: Idiot....what are you doing?
Inu Yasha: LOOK SESSHOUMARU!! IT'S BACON!!!!!!!!
Sesshoumaru: YOU IDIOT!!!!
Sesshoumaru: IT'S NOT BACON!!!
Sesshoumaru: IT'S BEGGIN' STRIPS!!
Inu Yasha: IT'S BACON!!
Sesshoumaru: *goes over to tree and sniffs it*
Sesshoumaru: mmmm...
Sesshoumaru: BEGGIN STRIPS!
Jakotsu: *in girly voice* Dogs don't know it's not bacon! *girly laugh* Oh Inu Yasha snoochums!! Come hither...
Inu Yasha: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Inu Yasha: IT'S THE GAY GUY
Sesshoumaru: What the hell....?!
Inu Yasha: RUUUUNNN!!
Inu Yasha: *sniff, sniff*
Sesshoumaru: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?!
Inu Yasha: *whispers to Sesshoumaru* IT WANTS US!!! RUN!!
Sesshoumaru: holy f'ck.....*runs*
Inu Yasha: *runs and loses sight of Jakotsu, smells something*
Inu Yasha: *sniff, sniff*
Inu Yasha: I SMELL KAGOME!
Inu Yasha: AND YOUR DAUGHTER
Sesshoumaru: *sniff* Yeah, me too!
Inu Yasha: *sniff, Sniff*
Sesshoumaru: AND SHE'S NOT MY DAUGHTER!! *throws rock at Inu Yasha*
Inu Yasha: And.....an imp *puzzled look on face*
Inu Yasha: OWWWW!!
Sesshoumaru: Must be Jaken
Sesshoumaru: *follows the scent*
Inu Yasha: *down on the ground, sniff, sniff*
Sesshoumaru: So disgraceful...
Inu Yasha: *sniff, sniff*
Inu Yasha: arf, arf!
Inu Yasha: *hyperish*
Sesshoumaru: Stop acting like a mutt!
Inu Yasha: It's in that cave Sesshoumaru!
Inu Yasha: Yes, yes, yes!! In there!! *pants like a dog*
Sesshoumaru: Yes I know.....*inspects cave*
Inu Yasha: *runs in cave*
Sesshoumaru: Idiot.
Sesshoumaru: *hears something falling*
Inu Yasha: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo *getting farther away* oooooo!!
Sesshoumaru: *follows Inu Yasha* Their scent is weak here.....
???: *pulls Sesshoumaru in the hole in the ground*
???: heh heh heh
Sesshoumaru: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!
Sesshoumaru: *falls*
*twilight zone music plays*
Sesshoumaru: .....
Inu Yasha: Hey Sesshoumaru!
Inu Yasha: IT'S ME!!
Sesshoumaru: ...................
Inu Yasha: YOUR LITTLE BROTHER THAT YOU LOVE OH SO MUCH!!
Sesshoumaru: I...am...going....to.....KILL......YOU!
Inu Yasha: AHHH!! NOOOO!!
Sesshoumaru: *strangles Inu Yasha*
Sesshoumaru: YOU STUPID HANYOU!!!
Inu Yasha: *is choking*
Inu Yasha: we still have to save Kagome.....I'm hungry.....and ---your daughter
Inu Yasha: c'mon!
Sesshoumaru: SHE'S NOT MY DAUGHTER!!!
Inu Yasha: Let's get...outta here!
Sesshoumaru: *smells bacon again and stops killing Inu Yasha*
Sesshoumaru: *looks up and sees Jakotsu holding some bacon*
Inu Yasha: AHHHHHHHH!!
Jakotsu: OOoooOooo!!! Having a party?! Can I join in!?!
Inu Yasha: IT'S IT!
Inu Yasha: NOOOOOO!!
Sesshoumaru: Oh hell...
Inu Yasha: *cowers behind Sesshoumaru* I dun wanna die...
Jakotsu: *jumps into the hole* rrrrrr.....
Inu Yasha: AHHHHHH!! *runs*
Sesshoumaru: *jumps out of the hole and runs far away*
Inu Yasha: *jumps out of the hole and right over a cliff*
Sesshoumaru: *sighs and goes to see if Inu Yasha is dead*
Inu Yasha: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Sesshoumaru: *thinking: Idiot*
Inu Yasha: But......I only wanted some Ramen *puzzled look* but mommy.....I dun want to go to school today.....I wanna stay home and eat ramen with you!
Inu Yasha: Ohhhh.....the colors and the pretty birdies
Sesshoumaru: *throws a rock at Inu Yasha's head* Snap out of it!
Inu Yasha: Come here little birdies...
Inu Yasha: WAHHH!!
Inu Yasha: what... who-what-when-where-why-how?!
Sesshoumaru: ...
Inu Yasha: oh... hey Sesshoumaru
Sesshoumaru: ...........
???: *throws rocks at Sesshoumaru's head*
???: He he hehe hehehhehehe
Sesshoumaru: WHAT THE F'CK?!?!!? *turns around to see who threw the rock*
???: *jumps behind bushes*
Sesshoumaru: *growls*
Sesshoumaru: *looks behind the bushes, growling*
Zombies: *jump out of the bushes and attack Sesshoumaru and Inu Yasha*
Inu Yasha: WAHHH!!
Inu Yasha: *takes out Tetsusaiga*
Inu Yasha: *attacks zombies*
Sesshoumaru: Lovely.....*attacks zombies with claws*
Lead Zombie: Mwu ha ha ha ha.....Welcome.....Inu Yasha and Sesshoumaru! You have found the trap set for you! Now.....Join us in the abyss!! *zombies attack*
Sesshoumaru: HOW DID YOU KNOW OUR NAMES?
Sesshoumaru: *slashes a zombie in half*
Inu Yasha: Abyss? Is that like a hole or something? *thinks*
Sesshoumaru: AND WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!?!
Inu Yasha: HEY WAIT! HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME?
Sesshoumaru: I just asked that...baka.
Inu Yasha: I'm soo hungry
Lead Zombie: Mwuhahahahaha...I will never tell the likes of YOU!
Sesshoumaru: *growls*
Inu Yasha: *slashes 100 zombies with Tetsusaiga*
Inu Yasha: THERE ARE STILL MORE COMING!!
Sesshoumaru: *fights with the lead zombie*
Sesshoumaru: You take care of them. I will get information out of this one.....
Inu Yasha: okay!
Inu Yasha: *kills more zombies*
Lead Zombie: Yeah...as if...*gets pinned to tree with Sesshoumaru's claws* Urk...gu...*gurgle*
Inu Yasha: hey Sesshoumaru *still fighting* do you work for the CIA?
Sesshoumaru: Now...tell me! Who sent you?!
Sesshoumaru: *to Inu Yasha* What's a CIA?
Inu Yasha: Kagome told me about it...she says its top secret and they get information outta people by torturing them.
Sesshoumaru: Ah...never heard of it.
Inu Yasha: I said it sounds cool.....but she called me a baka.
Inu Yasha: *fights more*
Lead Zombie: Hah...ha...I'll...never....tell...
Inu Yasha: *kills more zombies*
Sesshoumaru: TELL ME NOW! *uses poison claws*
Lead Zombie: OK!!!.....it's was...was.....
Inu Yasha: *kills yet more zombies*
Sesshoumaru: .....
Inu Yasha: GET HIM TO TALK SESSHOUMARU!
Inu Yasha: WAHHH!!
Inu Yasha: *kills more zombies*
Lead Zombie: K...K...someone....named....K...Kou......Kouga!
Inu Yasha: AHHHHHHH!!!!
Inu Yasha: KOUGA!!
Inu Yasha: EVIL!
Sesshoumaru: ...That d'mn wolf...
Sesshoumaru: *kills lead zombie*
Inu Yasha: KAGOME IS MIIINNNE!!
Inu Yasha: THE RAMEN IS MIINEE!!
Zombies: *disappear*
Inu Yasha: Sesshoumaru......you should have gotten a location outta him first.....and a motif.
Sesshoumaru: Feh.....I know where that idiot resides.
Inu Yasha: we need a plan Sesshoumaru
Sesshoumaru: Indeed.
~Umm.Yeah.STAY TUNED!!~
Sesshoumaru: *thinks about stealing Tetsusaiga*
Inu Yasha: *dreams of riding on Kagome's bike.....with ramen of course.....and the wind in his hair.....panting like a doggy with his head out of a car window*
Inu Yasha: *sniff, sniff*
Inu Yasha: *runs to a tree*
Sesshoumaru: Idiot....what are you doing?
Inu Yasha: LOOK SESSHOUMARU!! IT'S BACON!!!!!!!!
Sesshoumaru: YOU IDIOT!!!!
Sesshoumaru: IT'S NOT BACON!!!
Sesshoumaru: IT'S BEGGIN' STRIPS!!
Inu Yasha: IT'S BACON!!
Sesshoumaru: *goes over to tree and sniffs it*
Sesshoumaru: mmmm...
Sesshoumaru: BEGGIN STRIPS!
Jakotsu: *in girly voice* Dogs don't know it's not bacon! *girly laugh* Oh Inu Yasha snoochums!! Come hither...
Inu Yasha: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Inu Yasha: IT'S THE GAY GUY
Sesshoumaru: What the hell....?!
Inu Yasha: RUUUUNNN!!
Inu Yasha: *sniff, sniff*
Sesshoumaru: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?!
Inu Yasha: *whispers to Sesshoumaru* IT WANTS US!!! RUN!!
Sesshoumaru: holy f'ck.....*runs*
Inu Yasha: *runs and loses sight of Jakotsu, smells something*
Inu Yasha: *sniff, sniff*
Inu Yasha: I SMELL KAGOME!
Inu Yasha: AND YOUR DAUGHTER
Sesshoumaru: *sniff* Yeah, me too!
Inu Yasha: *sniff, Sniff*
Sesshoumaru: AND SHE'S NOT MY DAUGHTER!! *throws rock at Inu Yasha*
Inu Yasha: And.....an imp *puzzled look on face*
Inu Yasha: OWWWW!!
Sesshoumaru: Must be Jaken
Sesshoumaru: *follows the scent*
Inu Yasha: *down on the ground, sniff, sniff*
Sesshoumaru: So disgraceful...
Inu Yasha: *sniff, sniff*
Inu Yasha: arf, arf!
Inu Yasha: *hyperish*
Sesshoumaru: Stop acting like a mutt!
Inu Yasha: It's in that cave Sesshoumaru!
Inu Yasha: Yes, yes, yes!! In there!! *pants like a dog*
Sesshoumaru: Yes I know.....*inspects cave*
Inu Yasha: *runs in cave*
Sesshoumaru: Idiot.
Sesshoumaru: *hears something falling*
Inu Yasha: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo *getting farther away* oooooo!!
Sesshoumaru: *follows Inu Yasha* Their scent is weak here.....
???: *pulls Sesshoumaru in the hole in the ground*
???: heh heh heh
Sesshoumaru: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!
Sesshoumaru: *falls*
*twilight zone music plays*
Sesshoumaru: .....
Inu Yasha: Hey Sesshoumaru!
Inu Yasha: IT'S ME!!
Sesshoumaru: ...................
Inu Yasha: YOUR LITTLE BROTHER THAT YOU LOVE OH SO MUCH!!
Sesshoumaru: I...am...going....to.....KILL......YOU!
Inu Yasha: AHHH!! NOOOO!!
Sesshoumaru: *strangles Inu Yasha*
Sesshoumaru: YOU STUPID HANYOU!!!
Inu Yasha: *is choking*
Inu Yasha: we still have to save Kagome.....I'm hungry.....and ---your daughter
Inu Yasha: c'mon!
Sesshoumaru: SHE'S NOT MY DAUGHTER!!!
Inu Yasha: Let's get...outta here!
Sesshoumaru: *smells bacon again and stops killing Inu Yasha*
Sesshoumaru: *looks up and sees Jakotsu holding some bacon*
Inu Yasha: AHHHHHHHH!!
Jakotsu: OOoooOooo!!! Having a party?! Can I join in!?!
Inu Yasha: IT'S IT!
Inu Yasha: NOOOOOO!!
Sesshoumaru: Oh hell...
Inu Yasha: *cowers behind Sesshoumaru* I dun wanna die...
Jakotsu: *jumps into the hole* rrrrrr.....
Inu Yasha: AHHHHHH!! *runs*
Sesshoumaru: *jumps out of the hole and runs far away*
Inu Yasha: *jumps out of the hole and right over a cliff*
Sesshoumaru: *sighs and goes to see if Inu Yasha is dead*
Inu Yasha: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Sesshoumaru: *thinking: Idiot*
Inu Yasha: But......I only wanted some Ramen *puzzled look* but mommy.....I dun want to go to school today.....I wanna stay home and eat ramen with you!
Inu Yasha: Ohhhh.....the colors and the pretty birdies
Sesshoumaru: *throws a rock at Inu Yasha's head* Snap out of it!
Inu Yasha: Come here little birdies...
Inu Yasha: WAHHH!!
Inu Yasha: what... who-what-when-where-why-how?!
Sesshoumaru: ...
Inu Yasha: oh... hey Sesshoumaru
Sesshoumaru: ...........
???: *throws rocks at Sesshoumaru's head*
???: He he hehe hehehhehehe
Sesshoumaru: WHAT THE F'CK?!?!!? *turns around to see who threw the rock*
???: *jumps behind bushes*
Sesshoumaru: *growls*
Sesshoumaru: *looks behind the bushes, growling*
Zombies: *jump out of the bushes and attack Sesshoumaru and Inu Yasha*
Inu Yasha: WAHHH!!
Inu Yasha: *takes out Tetsusaiga*
Inu Yasha: *attacks zombies*
Sesshoumaru: Lovely.....*attacks zombies with claws*
Lead Zombie: Mwu ha ha ha ha.....Welcome.....Inu Yasha and Sesshoumaru! You have found the trap set for you! Now.....Join us in the abyss!! *zombies attack*
Sesshoumaru: HOW DID YOU KNOW OUR NAMES?
Sesshoumaru: *slashes a zombie in half*
Inu Yasha: Abyss? Is that like a hole or something? *thinks*
Sesshoumaru: AND WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!?!
Inu Yasha: HEY WAIT! HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME?
Sesshoumaru: I just asked that...baka.
Inu Yasha: I'm soo hungry
Lead Zombie: Mwuhahahahaha...I will never tell the likes of YOU!
Sesshoumaru: *growls*
Inu Yasha: *slashes 100 zombies with Tetsusaiga*
Inu Yasha: THERE ARE STILL MORE COMING!!
Sesshoumaru: *fights with the lead zombie*
Sesshoumaru: You take care of them. I will get information out of this one.....
Inu Yasha: okay!
Inu Yasha: *kills more zombies*
Lead Zombie: Yeah...as if...*gets pinned to tree with Sesshoumaru's claws* Urk...gu...*gurgle*
Inu Yasha: hey Sesshoumaru *still fighting* do you work for the CIA?
Sesshoumaru: Now...tell me! Who sent you?!
Sesshoumaru: *to Inu Yasha* What's a CIA?
Inu Yasha: Kagome told me about it...she says its top secret and they get information outta people by torturing them.
Sesshoumaru: Ah...never heard of it.
Inu Yasha: I said it sounds cool.....but she called me a baka.
Inu Yasha: *fights more*
Lead Zombie: Hah...ha...I'll...never....tell...
Inu Yasha: *kills more zombies*
Sesshoumaru: TELL ME NOW! *uses poison claws*
Lead Zombie: OK!!!.....it's was...was.....
Inu Yasha: *kills yet more zombies*
Sesshoumaru: .....
Inu Yasha: GET HIM TO TALK SESSHOUMARU!
Inu Yasha: WAHHH!!
Inu Yasha: *kills more zombies*
Lead Zombie: K...K...someone....named....K...Kou......Kouga!
Inu Yasha: AHHHHHHH!!!!
Inu Yasha: KOUGA!!
Inu Yasha: EVIL!
Sesshoumaru: ...That d'mn wolf...
Sesshoumaru: *kills lead zombie*
Inu Yasha: KAGOME IS MIIINNNE!!
Inu Yasha: THE RAMEN IS MIINEE!!
Zombies: *disappear*
Inu Yasha: Sesshoumaru......you should have gotten a location outta him first.....and a motif.
Sesshoumaru: Feh.....I know where that idiot resides.
Inu Yasha: we need a plan Sesshoumaru
Sesshoumaru: Indeed.
~Umm.Yeah.STAY TUNED!!~