Inu Yasha: So, Sesshoumaru.....what are we gonna do?

Inu Yasha: Kagome is MINE and the ramen is MIIINE!

Sesshoumaru: This plan must be foolproof.

Sesshoumaru: Which, won't happen because I'm working with a fool.

Inu Yasha: And we need to rescue your daughter and your imp.

Inu Yasha: HEY!

Sesshoumaru: So...SHE'S NOT MY DAUGHTER!!! And...we're doomed

Inu Yasha: yeah

Inu Yasha: HEY!

Inu Yasha: Maybe...we can disguise ourselves!

Sesshoumaru: We need something STUPID enough...yeah...that'll work.

Inu Yasha: So what do you want to dress up as?

Inu Yasha: I think we can get a pretty princess costume from Miroku.

Sesshoumaru: It's not "dress up" you fool! Its disguise!

Inu Yasha: ohh.....

Inu Yasha: okay!

Sesshoumaru: .....

Sesshoumaru: We need to blend in enough to not get noticed by the wolves.....

Sesshoumaru: The smartest thing to do would be to disguise ourselves as wolves.....

Inu Yasha: yeah.....I want to be something and EVIL and COOL!

Inu Yasha: hmmmm.....

Inu Yasha: ohhhhh! ohhhh!

Sesshoumaru: .....

Inu Yasha: I know.....I know!

Sesshoumaru: What?

Inu Yasha: That THING! FROM HARRY POTTER! It's a book from Kagome's time!

Sesshoumaru: What about it?

Inu Yasha: EVIL! CAPE!

Sesshoumaru: IDIOT!!! We need to BLEND!

Inu Yasha: awwww.....fine.

Sesshoumaru: Wolves don't wear capes.

Sesshoumaru: They wear...indecently short fur...

Sesshoumaru: Ok, new plan. Capes.

Inu Yasha: YES!

Inu Yasha: SMACK DOWN! OHH YEAH!

Sesshoumaru: *transforms The Fluff into a cape and glares at Inu Yasha*

Inu Yasha: *dances a bit.....sees Sesshoumaru's angered face...stops*

Sesshoumaru: Don't make me hurt you.

Inu Yasha: ummm.....

Inu Yasha: Now what do I do.....I don't have any fluff.

Sesshoumaru: Hmm...

Inu Yasha: I have ears!

Sesshoumaru: So useful.....

Sesshoumaru: *grabs random passerby and steals his cape*

Sesshoumaru: Here.

Inu Yasha: *puts it on*

Sesshoumaru: *thinks: This is stupid.*

Inu Yasha: Down to business... I'm hungry and Kouga better not be messing with my Kagome.... LET'S GO SAVE YOUR IMP AND YOUR DAUGHTER!

Inu Yasha: AND MY WOMAN AND FOOD!!

Sesshoumaru: *throws rock* SHE'S NOT MY DAUGHTER!!!

Inu Yasha: OWWW!!

Inu Yasha: Geez Sesshoumaru.....all you had to do was say so.

Sesshoumaru: I tried...it didn't work.

Inu Yasha: By the way.....what do you call your daughter?

Sesshoumaru: Rin.

Sesshoumaru: Her name is RIN.

Sesshoumaru: It's spelled R-I-N.

Sesshoumaru: RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

Inu Yasha: R-E-N?

Sesshoumaru: RIN!

Inu Yasha: R-A-N?

Sesshoumaru: NOOOO!!!

Sesshoumaru: BAKA!

Sesshoumaru: R-I-N!!!

Inu Yasha: R-I-I-n?

Sesshoumaru: Close enough.

Inu Yasha: WAIT!

Inu Yasha: R-I-N!

Sesshoumaru: YES!

Inu Yasha: YAY! I did something right for once...

Sesshoumaru: It's a miracle.

Inu Yasha: Let's go!

Inu Yasha and Sesshoumaru: *go off with their capes draped over them so they look like those stupid kids that attempt to look like ghosts on Halloween*

Inu Yasha: .....where is Kouga's lair, Sesshoumaru?

Sesshoumaru: In the mountains.

Sesshoumaru: You went there once to save your wench Kagome once

Sesshoumaru: and killed some birds

Sesshoumaru: and got a shard of the Shikon no Tama

Inu Yasha: OHHHH! Yeah...okay.

Sesshoumaru and Inu Yasha: *march off into the mountains*

Inu Yasha: *at the lair, finds note*

Inu Yasha: hmmm...

Inu Yasha: "New Lair... Inu Baka! Go into the Northwestern Mountains!

Inu Yasha: --- Kouga"

Sesshoumaru: Stupid wolf.

Inu Yasha: STUPID!

Inu Yasha: THEY HAVE A NEW LAIR!

Sesshoumaru: They have made us waste time.....they will pay.

Inu Yasha: *turns it over*

Inu Yasha: HEY LOOK, Sesshoumaru! Directions! Those morons.

Sesshoumaru: They're probably wrong, idiot.

Inu Yasha: Lucky for us...oh...or MAYBE...

Sesshoumaru: See? It says to go north EAST.

Inu Yasha: THEY WANT US TO THINK THAT THEY ARE WRONG!

Sesshoumaru: We need to go North WEST.

Inu Yasha: ohhhhhh

Inu Yasha: okay!

Sesshoumaru: Hence the Northwestern mountains.....

Inu Yasha and Sesshoumaru: *head off to the Northwestern mountains*

~At the New Lair~

Inu Yasha: IT'S THE LAIR!!

Inu Yasha: You were actually right Sesshoumaru!

Sesshoumaru: Of course I was.

Inu Yasha: Wait....

Sesshoumaru: *smells the air* Kagome is...*points to a field* over there.

~In the Field~

Kouga: It's a lovely day for a picnic Kagome?

Kagome: Yes, it is!

Kagome: Let's eat some ramen...that baka hanyou Inu Yasha didn't know how to treat a woman.....but you do!

Kagome: *hands Kouga ramen*

Kouga: *eats* Let's go back to my place... I'm sure we can find ~something~ to do

Kagome: okay!

~Back to Inu Yasha and Sesshoumaru~

Inu Yasha: MY KAGOME!

Inu Yasha: MY RAMEN!

Inu Yasha: I'M GONNA KILL KOUGA.....THIS IS JUST LIKE MY DREAM!!!

Inu Yasha: IT'S DEGAVU!

Sesshoumaru: That's.....Deja vue.

Inu Yasha: What you said...

Inu Yasha: I'M GONNA KILL HIM!!

Inu Yasha: *runs toward Kouga and Kagome*

Sesshoumaru: WAIT! *pulls him back*

Inu Yasha: AHHH!!

Sesshoumaru: We need a plan first.

Inu Yasha: Get off!

Inu Yasha: Feh! I don't need a stupid plan!

Sesshoumaru: YES you do because otherwise we may put Kagome in danger! And Rin and Jaken!

Inu Yasha: Fine.....

Inu Yasha: Let's come up with a plan.

Sesshoumaru: We need to get inside the lair.....without getting noticed.

Inu Yasha: ........

Inu Yasha: food.....Kagome.....mine.

Sesshoumaru: Our...capes...will hopefully prevent anyone recognizing us.

Inu Yasha: Yeah

Sesshoumaru: And...they're going inside now...*points to Kagome, arm in arm, with Kouga*

Inu Yasha: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Inu Yasha: KAGOME!!!!!!!!!!!

Inu Yasha: RAMEN!!!!

Sesshoumaru: Now. Let's go sneak inside.

Inu Yasha: OKAY!

~weiver~ ~weiver~ ~weiver~ ~weiver~ ~weiver~ ~weiver~ ~weiver~ ~weiver~