Rin: *snores*

Kagome: ZzZzzZzzZzzZinuyashaZzzZzzZzzmakelovetomeZzzZzzZzzZzz ^-^ ZzzZzz

Jaken: *twitch twitch spasm*

Kagome: ZzzZzzZzzeheheheheZzzZzzZzzZzz

Jaken: *shoots awake* NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FAG!!!!

???: *rustling in trees*

Jaken: *seizure*

Kagome: ZzZzZzZzZz Inu Yasha...ZzZzZzZz makelovetomenowfool! ZzzzZzZz

Rin: *wakes up* .....Jaken-sama? *poke poke*

Jaken: *twitch*

Kagome: ZzZzZzZzZz

Kagome: eheheheZzZzZzZz

Rin: *pokes Kagome* Kagome?

Kagome: *jumps awake* NO I DID NOT STEAL INUYASHA'S SHIRT!

Kagome: huh? *yawns*

Rin: Kagome I think there's something wrong with Jaken-sama ...

Jaken: *spasms*

Rin: SEE!!?!?!?!

Kagome: *stares at Jaken weirdly*

Kagome: uhh...*gets stick and pokes him* Is he dead yet?

Jaken: NOOO!!! NO CHILDREN!!! YOU UGLY WHORE!!!

Kagome: WHAT THE H*LL!?!

Rin: ...Kagome...what's a whore?

Kagome: *eyes widen and stares at Rin*

Rin: *looks cute and innocent*

Kagome: ohhh...umm....a whore is uhhh... *thinks*

Jaken: A PIECE OF TREE BARK!

Kagome: uhhhhhhh....uhhhh...umm...

Kagome: YEAH!

Rin: Really?

Kagome: A piece of tree bark!

Rin: Are you sure?

Kagome: yes yes yes *nods head* uh huh

Kagome: *looks around*

Rin: okeeday *looks cute and innocent some more*

Kagome: *gets up*

???: *rustling in trees*

Kagome: uhhhh

Jaken: *twitch* who what where when why HOW?!?!?! ...Wow that was a scary dream.

Kagome: *jumps up*

Rin: *pokes Jaken* poke poke poke....

Kagome: hmm.. I thought I heard something...must just be me...

Kagome: so Jaken...what did you dream about?

Jaken: STUPID HUMAN!!!! STOP POKING ME! Oh...um...NOTHING

Rin: *cries*

Kagome: NOOO

Kagome: *hands Rin some pixie sticks*

Rin: YAY!!! FOOD!!! *devours them*

???: *rustling in trees*

Jaken: WHAT IS THAT??!

Kagome: *eyes widen* did you hear that? AHHH!

Rin: *ignoring everything but pixie stix*

???: *heavy breathing near Jaken*

Jaken: *spasm* NOOO!!! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PIECE OF DOG CRAP!!! *runs*

Rin: KAGOME!!! JAKEN SAID A BAD WORD!!!

???: *pops out of trees and hides in the shadows*

Kagome: JAKEN! HOW DARE YOU!

Rin: *blinks*

Kagome: *gets duct tape and tapes Jaken's mouth shut*

Jaken: I...I.....um....eee....er....umm.....*muffled* GRRRR

Kagome: *ties his hands together too*

Rin: Jaken-sama looks funny!

Kagome: *laughs*

Jaken: *falls over and curses*

???: *breathing heavily near Kagome*

Kagome: AHHHHHH! *screams and jumps in the air*

Rin: um....um...Ka...gooooo....me....THERE IS SOMETHING OVER THERE! *points*

Kagome: *falls on Jaken and squishes him*

Jaken: *cursing about how heavy Kagome is*

Kagome: *stares where Rin is pointing*

Kagome: WHAT IS THAT?

Rin: *shrieks*

Rin: I DON'T KNOW!

???: *feminine cackling* hello...I have come to kill you...hahahaha

Rin: *runs around in circles pulling hair while screaming* IT'S SCARY!

Jaken: EW! IT LOOKS HIDEOUS!

Kagome: *eyes are huge* IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

Jaken: *spasm* IT LOOKS LIKE...like...HER!!!!

???: *comes out of shadows and into the light*

Kagome: NOOOOOO!

Rin: *screams louder*

Kagome: NOT YOU!

Rin: EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW!!!

Kagome: *running in circles*

Kagome: NOT YOU NOT YOU!

Rin: *trips over rock* NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Jaken: *having seizures*

Jakotsu: *femininely* I have come to kill you... then I will claim Inu Yasha to be mine... ohh he is soo FINE!

Kagome: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rin: I...i....i...iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...............ssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssss...........what is that? *points to Jakotsu*

Rin: Is that a whore? *blinks*

Jakotsu: *looks at Rin* what the h*ll? I am soo not a whore...

Rin: *blinks oh so cutely* that's right...you're not tree bark!

Rin: BUT YOU'RE STILL UGLY!

Kagome: ....whatever...Jakotsu needs to die... Inu Yasha is MINE!

Jaken: *twitch*

Jakotsu: Tree bark?... *blinks* ...I'm not going to ask.... I AM NOT UGLY... I AM BEAUTIFUL! I AND MORE BEAUTIFULLER THAN YOU *sticks tongue out*

Rin: *stares at Jakotsu* ...Are you a guy or a girl?

Kagome: *cracks up*

Jaken: *stops twitching and laughs hysterically*

Jakotsu: I am...I am...wait.. I don't know anymore...

Jakotsu: *looks down pants* uhh

Rin: umm...umm.....EWIE!

Kagome: *laughing a lot and falls over*

Jaken: *falls over dead like*

Rin: *covers eyes* EWWWWWW!

Jakotsu: d*mn... what AM I? uhhhhhh....

Jakotsu: *thinks* I KNOW this one...

Kagome: *jeopardy music plays*

Jakotsu: uhhhh....

Rin: *eyes covered* is it gone yet?

Jakotsu: WAIT...I KNOW! I AM AN IT!

Rin: *screams* EWWWWWWWWWW

Kagome: NASTY!

Jakotsu: I appeal to both sexes *blows a kiss to Jaken*

Kagome: uhhhh...

Jakotsu: Everyone wants me!

Jaken: NOOOOO!! IT'S MY NIGHTMARE ALL OVER AGAIN!!! DIE WHORE! *pulls out staff of heads and uses it on Jakotsu* MWUHAHAHAH!!!

Kagome: yeah... sure.....

Rin: *screaming*

Jakotsu: *hair gets singed* *screams* HOW DARE YOU MESS UP MY HAIR! *cries* YOU WILL DIE!

Jaken: Curses...

Kagome: ...

Rin: *ear piercing screaming*

Kagome: *whispers to Jaken* uhh...You need to watch the use of the word whore.... young ears and she thinks its tree bark...

Jaken: ...oh yeah...

Jakotsu: *lets hair down* *gets out mirror* I AM beautiful *gawks at self in mirror*

Rin: NO YOU'RE NOT!!! *gags*

Jakotsu: *does hair flippy thing*

Jaken: I agree with Rin. You're hideous.

Kagome: NO YOU AREN'T AND MY HAIR IS FLIPPIER THAN YOURS! *sticks out tongue*

Jakotsu: THAT'S IT! HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY BEAUTIFULNESS! GRRR!

Jakotsu: YOU ALL ARE JEALOUS!

Jakotsu: *call minions* GET THEM!

Rin: ...*blinks* Why would we be jealous of you? You're hideous....

Chibi Jakotsus: *pop out of bushes while laughing femininely*

Rin: *screams girlier than the minions ever could*

Kagome: *screaming* AHHHHH! THE HIDEOUSNESS OF IT ALL!

Jaken: THERE'S HUNDREDS OF THEM!

Chibi Jakotsus: *tie up Rin, Jaken, and Kagome*

Jakotsu: TO THE LAIR!

Rin: *screaming still*

Kagome: *screaming* INUYASHA WILL SAVE ME!

Jakotsu: INUYASHA LOVES MEEEEEEEE!

Rin: *tries to bite ropes or whatever is near her*

Chibi Jakotsus: *gags them*

Jakotsu: TO THE LAIR!

~@_@ Jakotsu...*twitch* REVIEW MORTAL!!! ^-^*