~In a far and distance place...~

Kouga: *dumps minions' dead bodies in a hole and buries them* Feh...they were worthless anyway...

Kouga: *looks around* Hmm...I sense a great and powerful...something...*trots off to the forest*

Kouga: *comes to a crater* ....oooh...dramatic...

Crater: *glows*

Kouga: ...very dramatic. Ah, well, can't be helped. *jumps into crater*

Kouga: Interesting...*pick up a disco ball* Now what might this be?

Disco Ball: *emits a very bright light*

Kouga: I'M BLIND! AAAGGG!!!

Disco Fairy: *comes out of the disco ball in a glowy and sparkily light... and is... discoing*

Kouga: oh my...

Disco Fairy: Hello.. I am the magical Disco fairy and I have come to bestow upon you grand powers and to grant you a multitude of wishes! You are my master! *hugs Kouga*

Kouga: Umm...um...um..................................huh? What's a disco?

Kouga: and why are you hugging me?

Disco Fairy: *pretends to cry* YOU HATE ME!

Kouga: ..........What. Is. A. Disco?

Disco Fairy: *lowly* jack @$$

Kouga: ARG! FINE THEN! *starts to leave*

Disco Fairy: NOOOOO MASTER! *hangs onto his leg*

Kouga: ...WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW?!

Disco Fairy: I love you *makes a cute face*

Kouga: *shakes leg* GET OFF!!! Unless you're going to tell me WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED.

Disco Fairy: NOOOOOO *clings onto his leg*

Disco Fairy: *gets off* I SHALL BESTOW UPON YOU THE POWER OF THE DISCO!

Kouga: ....huh?

Disco Fairy: *glows and discos over to Kouga and hits Kouga on the head with the wand* DISCO!

Kouga: ...*falls over*...

Disco Fairy: *stares* uhh...

~2 hours later~

Disco Fairy: *pissed off*

Kouga: *gets up and glows* I...I....can....DISCO!!!!! *discos passionately*

Disco Fairy: *screams* YAY!!!! *discos*

Kouga: With this Disco Ball and my loyal Disco Fairy I shall defeat all that is unjust! Hail to the Disco King! *discos off into the night*

Disco Fairy: *follows Kouga* MASTER!!!! I LOVE YOUUUU!

~Yes...this IS part of the story...and it was planned...~